Thursday, May 31, 2007

Thursday Jailbait

1. Contrary to popular belief, Andrew Sullivan would touch a woman with a ten foot pole.

2. The world's leading nuclear physicist... Hollywood version.

3. "Sorry, Miss... the judges just need you to do the Macarena one more time before they can score your pole vault."

4. Women you'll never see at a NOW rally, the Playboy pictorial.

5. "Ow! Darn it, Guido, I told you this loose stripper pole was going to come loose in the middle of my act one day."

6. "Thanks for coming to our track meet Senator Clinton... is... is that a bulge?"

Best of The Man
Escaping the Kennedy compound is one way that Track and field will help hot young ladies later in life.

Best of curly
Track meat!

Best of andthenblammo!
".......And I recommend drinking a lot of water while competeing, to avoid dehydration. Not only for me, but for all of those guys with newspapers in their laps in the stands. HEAR ME, YOU PERVERTS? DON'T FORGET TO HYDRATE!"

Best of andthenblammo!
"Attention! There will be a brief delay while we hose down the jump pit, and the jump judges."

Best of curly
“Put down the pole, senorita. Thanks to the stupid gringo’s new immigration reform bill, you can now waltz across the border any time you want.”

Best of Submariner
Now I understand why they call them "individual heats."

Best of Jack Reacher
"After handling this thing all day, how is anything a man whips out going to impress me?"

Best of 2spothipshot
Bernadette didn't have a Derringer,or even pepper spray,but even Bill Clinton backed off once he saw her hat pin.


Stolen From: Ace (Perv!)

26 comments:

Jack Bauer said...

So many pole jokes so little time

The Man said...

Escaping the Kennedy compound is one way that Track and field will help hot young ladies later in life.

Submariner said...

Ribbed - for EXTRA pleasure.

curly said...

Being forewarned about chases around the desk, Dawn was prepared for Hill’s intern interview.

curly said...

Track meat!

andthenblammo! said...

"Does this pole make me look fat?"

andthenblammo! said...

".......And I recommend drinking a lot of water while competeing, to avoid dehydration. Not only for me, but for all of those guys with newspapers in their laps in the stands. HEAR ME, YOU PERVERTS? DON'T FORGET TO HYDRATE!"

andthenblammo! said...

"....And I find all this attention paid to my appearance unsettling. People stare at me at the tanning salon, the leg-waxing salon, the hair salon, the store where I have these little shorts custom-made; I just can't understand it."

andthenblammo! said...

"Attention! There will be a brief delay while we hose down the jump pit, and the jump judges."

andthenblammo! said...

Why We Fight Global Islamism, Reason #35215: This young lady having to pole-jump in a burkha.

curly said...

Repulsed upon hearing that the picture stimulated Sully, Andrew’s partner finally relaxed when he found out that it was the long pole that caused all of the excitement.

curly said...

“Put down the pole, senorita. Thanks to the stupid gringo’s new immigration reform bill, you can now waltz across the border any time you want.”

Son Of The Godfather said...

Congratulations! you have solidified your position at the SOTG limbo party.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damn, I knew I should have waited for the next fembot model!

Son Of The Godfather said...

God help me, I swear I would sniff her sweat towel.

Submariner said...

Now I understand why they call them "individual heats."

Dickey Swollenz said...

standard caption #26... "Goofus and Gallant"

Gallant wanted to take up track, court the nice young woman and be her loving boyfriend someday.

Goofus just wanted her to slide down his pole, but was damn well aware that he would be stuck... playing with his own pole.

Chrees said...

She was destined for romantic failure since she always set the bar too high...

Van Helsing said...

This gives me a whole new appreciation for Polish women.

Jack Reacher said...

"After handling this thing all day, how is anything a man whips out going to impress me?"

Jack Reacher said...

Spare the rod, spoil the mood.

Cybrludite said...

You realize that this pic's going to be turning up in D&D books with her vaulting pole photoshopped into a spear & her outfit into equally tight leathers...

lawhawk said...

This is your captain speaking, we're good to go for the landing. Just watch the takeoff, it could be a bit tricky.

the paperboy said...

♫ How many poles
Must a Pole-Lock Lock
Before she has locked
All of her poles?
The answer my friend
Is blowin' out yer end
The answer is blowin out yer end ♫

and I've got an equally lame one just waiting for a pic of a negro!

Submariner said...

Yes, SOTG - this IS a "10 foot pole." I DID mean it literally.

2spothipshot said...

Bernadette didn't have a Derringer,or even pepper spray,but even Bill Clinton backed off once he saw her hat pin.