Thursday, May 31, 2007

Thursday Interplay of Light and Water


1. "Sorry Arthur, I'm using Excalibur right now. Didn't know it had a 'vibrate' function, did you?"

2. In contrast to DailyKos, we at Cap This! prefer the deep end of the gene pool.

3. 'Ow to speak Clinton: Intern pool.

4. In the unlikely event of a water landing, the stew's implants may be used as a flotation device.

5. "Screw her, how's my Oldsmobile?" was all Ted Kennedy wanted to know.

Best of The Man
Alex, I'll take "Things John Edwards would pass up for a $400 haircut" for $1,000.

Best of curly
John Edwards concernedly ponders whether the poor girl has the proper amount of chamomile and organic beeswax to help to seal in the moisturizing oils and butters, without her clogging pores.

Best of Submariner
Larry Flynt Productions presents - "Katrina: The Aftermath"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Difficult... to... caption...with... only... one... hand...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
If M. Night Shamalyan had used this for his Lady in the Water flick, ticket sales may have been a little better.

Best of Submariner
Fembot Maintenance Tip #1: Always remember to fully cleanse your fembot after "personal" use.

Best of ThatGayConservative
Black Raspberry Jell-O in repose.

Best of sonicfrog
Uhm, yeah, I think I found the problem with your pool. You have a dead chick in it.



Coach TC Stole My Babes So I Stole His

28 comments:

The Man said...

Alex, I'll take "Things John Edwards would pass up for a $400 haircut" for $1,000.

Submariner said...

Reason #3 for why I joined the sea-going service.

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Surf Board

Submariner said...

Hillary was pissed; "Get queefing, girl, or this 'hot tub' is just a kiddie pool."

curly said...

It must be jello shooter night at the Clintons.

curly said...

John Edwards concernedly ponders whether the poor girl has the proper amount of chamomile and organic beeswax to help to seal in the moisturizing oils and butters, without her clogging pores.

Submariner said...

Floatsum fer me getsum...

Submariner said...

The world's leading hydro-biologist... Hollywood version.

Submariner said...

Larry Flynt Productions presents -
"Katrina: The Aftermath"

Hillary Clinton said...

Giggidy, giggidy! Your bait's working for me...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Difficult... to... caption...with... only... one... hand...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is V the K planting subliminal messages in his pics???... I've just become extremely thirsty for some reason.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If M. Night Shamalyan had used this for his Lady in the Water flick, ticket sales may have been a little better.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This is the same as the picture below... Only this time,it's a boo bee. :)

Submariner said...

Fembot Maintenance Tip #1:
Always remember to fully cleanse your fembot after "personal" use.

Submariner said...

Say whatever you want about her politics, but you can't fault Shrillary's taste in pool decorations...

Dickey Swollenz said...

She gets slightly wetter in a different place when she's thinking about me

lawhawk said...

So, you go accepting swords from tarts coming out of the lake, and you think nothing of it?

Chrees said...

Wow, I could have had a V-8!

curly said...

“Sergeant, what is that naked Beautiful woman doing in the Rio Grande?”…”It looks like the backstroke, Sir!”

Jack Reacher said...

Donna intended to prove to Senator Kennedy that immigrant porn starts were not only taking jobs that Americans refused to do.

ThatGayConservative said...

ORA(?) "The juices flow when Bob Greene is in town!"

Black Raspberry Jell-O in repose.

Cybrludite said...

Um, waiter! There seems to be something in my soup... not that I'm complaining, mind you.

sonicfrog said...

She's Hard Boiled! Do I stick a fork in her to see if she's done, or should I use another tool???

sonicfrog said...

Boiling babes' is just like cooking lobster. You have to start out with cold water and heat it up gradually so they won't jump out....

sonicfrog said...

Uhm, yeah, I think I found the problem with your pool. You have a dead chick in it.

prince of leaves said...

I'll have the soup.

2spothipshot said...

What your average Islamo-Nazi is thinking about right before he goes to hell.