1. "Sorry Arthur, I'm using Excalibur right now. Didn't know it had a 'vibrate' function, did you?"
2. In contrast to DailyKos, we at Cap This! prefer the deep end of the gene pool.
3. 'Ow to speak Clinton: Intern pool.
4. In the unlikely event of a water landing, the stew's implants may be used as a flotation device.
5. "Screw her, how's my Oldsmobile?" was all Ted Kennedy wanted to know.
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Alex, I'll take "Things John Edwards would pass up for a $400 haircut" for $1,000.
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John Edwards concernedly ponders whether the poor girl has the proper amount of chamomile and organic beeswax to help to seal in the moisturizing oils and butters, without her clogging pores.
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Larry Flynt Productions presents - "Katrina: The Aftermath"
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Difficult... to... caption...with... only... one... hand...
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If M. Night Shamalyan had used this for his Lady in the Water flick, ticket sales may have been a little better.
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Fembot Maintenance Tip #1: Always remember to fully cleanse your fembot after "personal" use.
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Black Raspberry Jell-O in repose.
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Uhm, yeah, I think I found the problem with your pool. You have a dead chick in it.
Coach TC Stole My Babes So I Stole His
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Alex, I'll take "Things John Edwards would pass up for a $400 haircut" for $1,000.
Reason #3 for why I joined the sea-going service.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
Surf Board
Hillary was pissed; "Get queefing, girl, or this 'hot tub' is just a kiddie pool."
It must be jello shooter night at the Clintons.
John Edwards concernedly ponders whether the poor girl has the proper amount of chamomile and organic beeswax to help to seal in the moisturizing oils and butters, without her clogging pores.
Floatsum fer me getsum...
The world's leading hydro-biologist... Hollywood version.
Larry Flynt Productions presents -
"Katrina: The Aftermath"
Giggidy, giggidy! Your bait's working for me...
Difficult... to... caption...with... only... one... hand...
Is V the K planting subliminal messages in his pics???... I've just become extremely thirsty for some reason.
If M. Night Shamalyan had used this for his Lady in the Water flick, ticket sales may have been a little better.
This is the same as the picture below... Only this time,it's a boo bee. :)
Fembot Maintenance Tip #1:
Always remember to fully cleanse your fembot after "personal" use.
Say whatever you want about her politics, but you can't fault Shrillary's taste in pool decorations...
She gets slightly wetter in a different place when she's thinking about me
So, you go accepting swords from tarts coming out of the lake, and you think nothing of it?
Wow, I could have had a V-8!
“Sergeant, what is that naked Beautiful woman doing in the Rio Grande?”…”It looks like the backstroke, Sir!”
Donna intended to prove to Senator Kennedy that immigrant porn starts were not only taking jobs that Americans refused to do.
ORA(?) "The juices flow when Bob Greene is in town!"
Black Raspberry Jell-O in repose.
Um, waiter! There seems to be something in my soup... not that I'm complaining, mind you.
She's Hard Boiled! Do I stick a fork in her to see if she's done, or should I use another tool???
Boiling babes' is just like cooking lobster. You have to start out with cold water and heat it up gradually so they won't jump out....
Uhm, yeah, I think I found the problem with your pool. You have a dead chick in it.
I'll have the soup.
What your average Islamo-Nazi is thinking about right before he goes to hell.
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