Sunday, May 20, 2007

Sully's People


1. "No longer will Karl Rove control my breasts."

2. Scientists recently isolated the number 1 and 2 causes of adult-onset male homosexuality.

3. "The push-up action accentuates what's left of our emaciated mammaries, and the long sleeves are brilliant for hiding the needle marks."

4. OK, which one is Ozzy Osbourne and which is the dessicated corpse of Joan Collins?

5. Joss Whedon's "Wonder Woman" casting calls... apparently not going well.

Best of Jack Reacher
Barbara Streisand announces "I'm not unwrapping these babies until Bush is out of the White House." A grass-roots effort is immediately formed to amend the Constitution to allow Bush to serve another term.

Best of Jack Reacher
Ron Paul supporters await his arrival in West Hollywood.

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Damn, there's a good cap there, but I can't quite come up with it. Argh. Dody Goodman, "Splash".

Best of Submariner
Ang Lee remakes "When Harry Met Sally."

Best of Submariner
Hey Maury; look what came in my Happy Meal™! Maury? Maury?

Best of Submariner
No kidding; the kid said just lay in the sun, and voila! they'd expand just like Jiffy Pop™...

Best of The Man
The Andrew Sullivan Fan Club - Miami meets for the first time. Ron Paul, Club President.

Best of Submariner
I wear this outfit and live in a bottle because The Doyle had a thing for Jeannie back in the 60's...

Hat Tip: LGF

12 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Where'd ya get picture of the my golfing buddies.

Jack Reacher said...

Los Angeles County Womens' Jail inmates prepare to welcome their new cell-mate, Paris Hilton.

Barbara Streisand announces "I'm not unwrapping these babies until Bush is out of the White House." A grass-roots effort is soon formed to amend the Constitution to allow Bush to serve another term.

Jack Reacher said...

Ron Paul supporters await his arrival in West Hollywood.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Mrs. Stimler's in town!

(Damn, there's a good cap there, but I can't quite come up with it. Argh. Dody Goodman, "Splash".)

Submariner said...

Ang Lee remakes "When Harry Met Sally."

Submariner said...

Hey Maury; look what came in my Happy Meal™! Maury? Maury?

Submariner said...

No kidding; the kid said just lay in the sun, and voila! they'd expand just like Jiffy Pop™...

The Man said...

The Andrew Sullivan Fan Club - Miami meets for the first time. Ron Paul, Club President.

Submariner said...

Miami Vice: 2008

curly said...

NAMBLA meets the ‘boobs not bombs’ crowd.

curly said...

“I wrap my boobs in tinfoil to keep that boob bush from reading my thoughts.”

Submariner said...

I wear this outfit and live in a bottle because The Doyle had a thing for Jeannie back in the 60's...