Monday, May 21, 2007

Suckers!!!!

1. "Hey, McCain, tell your Republican base what you told Cornyn. Oh, wait, you just did."

2. "And that poor dumb bastard really believed there was going to be border enforcement under the Amnesty Bill."

3. "Dudes! We've destroyed America! Let's celebrate with some giant beer cups and Asian hookers dressed like nurses."

4. "Whoa, that 'Barack the Magic Negro' song is pretty damned funny."

5. Obama smiled. "First one's free, suckers. After this, it's a twenty dollars a hit." (And then Dawn's head exploded again.)

Best of Submariner
One split second after Chris Mathews plaintively asked, "But you guys really DO care about the U.S. and the troops and all that, right?"

Best of Submariner
Sharpton asks if the DNC will institute the minority programs in 2008 that it's been promising since the mid 70's "...if I deliver the black vote one more time?"

Best of Lyn Perry
The "pull my finger" joke finally gets to Capitol Hill.

Best of Van Helsing
Some Senators never get tired of the old "itching powder in Hillary's jockstrap" gag.

Best of Jack Reacher
Nice, making fun of rich, retarded white guys. Learn their stories. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So Obama asks where he should campaign next, and Reid tells him to try Livonia!"

Best of The Man
Teddy: "Rectum em....Damn near drowned...killed em."

Best of Submariner
"ONE keg for the Kennedy kompound?????"

Best of Submariner
"...and then The Doyle admits on 'Cap This! that 'Ark II' was a RELIGIOUS experience for him!"

Best of curly
"Damn! I just love screwing the little people!"

"Hey Kobe! Our borders are open; wide f**king open!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Err eh... It looks like you fellas have never seen a midget f*ck a chicken before..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Hours of fun were had... repeatedly voting for Ron Paul on the online poll.

Best of the paperboy
...and then The Skipper hits Gilligan with his hat! Me and The Doyle would sit around for hours replaying that scene!

Best of curly
"Then I said 'no one cares more about the troops than I do'!"

:-P: Brender and Gorak

30 comments:

Submariner said...

One split second after Chris Mathews plaintively asked, "But you guys really DO care about the U.S. and the troops and all that, right?"

Submariner said...

Obama compares his equipment to Hillary's in the Senate men's room...

Submariner said...

Sharpton asks if the DNC will institute the minority programs in 2008 that it's been promising since the mid 70's "...if I deliver the black vote one more time?"

Submariner said...

"...and the Shrill didn't realize her new 'intern' was just a smelly pirate hooker!"

Submariner said...

John F'n Kerry, the Silky Pony and the Goracle all believe we're REALLY considering backing them for '08...

Lyn Perry said...

That "pull my finger" joke finally gets to Capitol Hill.

Van Helsing said...

Some Senators never get tired of the old "itching powder in Hillary's jockstrap" gag.

Jack Reacher said...

Nice, making fun of rich, retarded white guys. Learn their stories. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Jack Reacher said...

"So Obama asks where he should campaign next, and Reid tells him to try Livonia!"

The Man said...

Teddy: "Rectum em....Damn near drowned...killed em."

Submariner said...

"ONE keg for the Kennedy kompound?????"

Submariner said...

"...and then The Doyle admits on 'Cap This! that 'Ark II' was a RELIGIOUS experience for him!"

Submariner said...

Hey Kucinich! Want one of us to get you a step-stool for the urinal?

curly said...

"Damn! I just love screwing the little people!"

"Hey Kobe! Our borders are open; wide f**king open!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and, err, so I say to her, err, Mary Jo, how's about a midnight swim?..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Err eh... It looks like you fellas have never seen a midget f*ck a chicken before..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hours of fun were had... repeatedly voting for Ron Paul on the online poll.

curly said...

"Unlike the wetbacks who swim across the Rio Grande, Mary Jo found it hard to dog paddle in my car."

curly said...

"...and the imigration bill ought to put a stake through the heart of what remains of amerika."

the paperboy said...

...and then The Skipper hits Gilligan with his hat! Me and The Doyle would sit around for hours replaying that scene!

the paperboy said...

...and then Bill Bixby would turn into Lou Ferrigno painted green, and The Doyle would start grunting and screaming like an ape! I'd have to hold him down so he wouldn't go smashing stuff!

Submariner said...

So Reid convinces Hagel that a THB is waiting in his office, ripe and ready for him. When he get's there, it's Helen Thomas!

the paperboy said...

Whenever Battlestar Galactica came on I'd start humming the Bonanza theme. The Doyle would get so pissed!

the paperboy said...

When I brought out the giant beer cups, Mary Jo says "Dang! That's big enough to swim in!" We just had to go skinny dipping.

Rodney Dill said...

Teddy: "Hey! Anyone seen my car?"

Anonymous said...

I just had to use that pic and link back to you.My entry:
“Did you guys see what Ted slipped into page 679? Those poor bastards will be back to working for $1.20 an hour before we’re finished. If they can find a job!”
http://paleo.wordpress.com/2007/05/23/fred-thompson-on-the-immigration-reform-bill/

curly said...

"So then I told him that I'd pass legislation making anal lube tax deductable, so he might as well learn to enjoy the Democrats in control of Congress."

curly said...

"Then I said 'no one cares more about the troops than I do'!"

2spothipshot said...

"Hey guys,Teddys gettin' email from the same saps who rag on me! Hey Ted baby,try my patented,'I assure you Mr. or Mrs. Douchebag,this bill is TOTALLY different from those other efforts to secure the border' form letter!"

the doyle said...

LOL, woohoo I have become an icon.