Friday, May 25, 2007

Soccer? Damn Near Killed Her!


1. Synchronized Soccer... because the sport just wasn't gay enough yet.

2. The final tense seconds of the International Red Rover Championship.

3. "Now, lift your other leg... Okay, Simon Says lift your other leg."

4. "How the hell did this provision get slipped into the Amnesty bill?"

5. "Aw, c'mon officer, just give us the breathalyzer!"

:-P Mo K

Best of jeff
...two seconds later, Bruno hurled up last nights tequilla and bratwurst.

Best of Jack Reacher
According to Andrew Sullivan, they're torturing each other with "stress positions."

Best of metalgarth
Professional Hokey Pokey is being broadcast on all the same networks as Toilet Seat Horseshoes.

Best of Submariner
"So, Hernando, wanna come back to my place after the game? We'll knock back a couple of Coronas, have some salsa, use the Vodaphone..."

8 comments:

jeff said...

"Have you seen any girls in Red Wings shirts?"

Hung over, Bruno and Jose' supported each other through their stretching exercises.

...two seconds later, Bruno hurled up last nights tequilla and bratwurst.

Jack Reacher said...

According to Andrew Sullivan, they're torturing each other with "stress positions."

metalgarth said...

Professional Hokey Pokey is being broadcast on all the same networks as Toilet Seat Horseshoes.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Morientes and Raul made a controversial move to team up and win the first One-Legged World Cup.

Submariner said...

We moost, we moost, we moost increase our gluts!

Submariner said...

psssst; your OTHER left, Reynaldo...

Submariner said...

"So, Hernando, wanna come back to my place after the game? We'll knock back a couple of Coronas, have some salsa, use the Vodaphone..."

whacko said...

The bwin soccer team was so superior that other teams would not play them unless the bwin's used only one leg.