1. Local Police in New Jersey broke up a backyard cockfighting ring this week.
2. Chun Li, you are Lord of the Dance!
3. Prom King SOTG orders his court to fight to the death for his Royal Amusement as his date finishes her bath.
4. A man, a plan, a moob. Boom! Anal pamana! - Worst Palindrome Ever!
5. "I am told that what you lower class types lack in imagination, you make up in sheer savage animal lust-- would you say that's true?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
It's fun to prank call Hu's Chinese Takeout.
It's not so fun when they send over Hu's nephew, Mongo.
Best of Brian_in_MA
Blah blah blah Sully blah blah blah personal paradise.
Best of Jack Reacher
T.J. was in big trouble after he ordered a "hot Asian stripper" for the bachelor party without asking for specifics.
Best of metalgarth
The latest version of Mortal Kombat had incredible graphics but gamers were undivided in the opinion that gameplay left much to be desired
Best of sonicfrog
Hey, it's Waldo... sans shirt and glasses. Who knew he carried that much extra weight. And, oh look, there's Jughead!!!
Best of curly
“Let’s go for it; I’m finally wet.”
Best of Submariner
"Chun King"
"LaChoy!"
Block parties had not been quite the same since integration...
21 comments:
"Once upon a time, there were two Chinamen... NOW look how the f*** many there are!. HA HA HA!..."
It was the last joke Billy would ever tell.
V, your number 3 put diet coke in my nose!
It's fun to prank call Hu's Chinese Takeout.
It's not so fun when they send over Hu's nephew, Mongo.
"Seriously dude, look straight up and you'll get an awesome eyefull of chain-link-fence-girl's hoo-hoo-nanny!"
Captain... I'm getting a strong reading on the Moob-o-gram... at 2 O'Clock...
Blah blah blah Sully blah blah blah personal paradise.
"It's true I have no chest hair. May I borrow some from your neck?"
T.J. was in big trouble after he ordered a "hot Asian stripper" for the bachelor party without asking for specifics.
Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, try networking to develop job leads.
Ok, ok don't look but is the guy in the tux wearing a crown?
The latest version of Mortal Kombat had incredible graphics but gamers were undivided in the opinion that gameplay left much to be desired
Hey, it's Waldo... sans shirt and glasses. Who knew he carried that much extra weight. And, oh look, there's Jughead!!!
NERD FIGHT!!!!
As Chun Li waits expectantly... and waits... and waits some more...
Jughead tries to think up a good excuse for forgetting to bring the bottle of baby oil.
“I say John Edwards is a pretty-boy fag.”…“No, John Edwards is a no good commie ba$tard.”…“No, a fag.”…“No, a commie.”
“Let’s go for it; I’m finally wet.”
A few seconds later...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOq7c1kYps (SFW)
"Yo mama"
"Yao"
"Yo mama"
"YAO..."
"Chun King"
"LaChoy!"
Block parties had not been quite the same since integration...
ORA:
"A little birdie told me you guys like magic. You know, magic, sorcery, illusions."
"Ah, sor-sor."
So, why is the referee standing that far from the action? I'm just askin'...
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