Thursday, May 10, 2007

Quite Unusual



1. Local Police in New Jersey broke up a backyard cockfighting ring this week.

2. Chun Li, you are Lord of the Dance!

3. Prom King SOTG orders his court to fight to the death for his Royal Amusement as his date finishes her bath.

4. A man, a plan, a moob. Boom! Anal pamana! - Worst Palindrome Ever!

5.
"I am told that what you lower class types lack in imagination, you make up in sheer savage animal lust-- would you say that's true?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
It's fun to prank call Hu's Chinese Takeout.
It's not so fun when they send over Hu's nephew, Mongo.

Best of Brian_in_MA
Blah blah blah Sully blah blah blah personal paradise.

Best of Jack Reacher
T.J. was in big trouble after he ordered a "hot Asian stripper" for the bachelor party without asking for specifics.

Best of metalgarth
The latest version of Mortal Kombat had incredible graphics but gamers were undivided in the opinion that gameplay left much to be desired

Best of sonicfrog
Hey, it's Waldo... sans shirt and glasses. Who knew he carried that much extra weight. And, oh look, there's Jughead!!!

Best of curly
“Let’s go for it; I’m finally wet.”

Best of Submariner
"Chun King"
"LaChoy!"
Block parties had not been quite the same since integration...

21 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Once upon a time, there were two Chinamen... NOW look how the f*** many there are!. HA HA HA!..."

It was the last joke Billy would ever tell.

V, your number 3 put diet coke in my nose!

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's fun to prank call Hu's Chinese Takeout.
It's not so fun when they send over Hu's nephew, Mongo.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Seriously dude, look straight up and you'll get an awesome eyefull of chain-link-fence-girl's hoo-hoo-nanny!"

Frank_IBC said...

Captain... I'm getting a strong reading on the Moob-o-gram... at 2 O'Clock...

Brian_in_MA said...

Blah blah blah Sully blah blah blah personal paradise.

Jack Reacher said...

"It's true I have no chest hair. May I borrow some from your neck?"

T.J. was in big trouble after he ordered a "hot Asian stripper" for the bachelor party without asking for specifics.

Jack Reacher said...

Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, try networking to develop job leads.

Double the U said...

Ok, ok don't look but is the guy in the tux wearing a crown?

metalgarth said...

The latest version of Mortal Kombat had incredible graphics but gamers were undivided in the opinion that gameplay left much to be desired

sonicfrog said...

Hey, it's Waldo... sans shirt and glasses. Who knew he carried that much extra weight. And, oh look, there's Jughead!!!

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

NERD FIGHT!!!!

Frank_IBC said...

As Chun Li waits expectantly... and waits... and waits some more...

Jughead tries to think up a good excuse for forgetting to bring the bottle of baby oil.

curly said...

“I say John Edwards is a pretty-boy fag.”…“No, John Edwards is a no good commie ba$tard.”…“No, a fag.”…“No, a commie.”

curly said...

“Let’s go for it; I’m finally wet.”

Frank_IBC said...

A few seconds later...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOq7c1kYps (SFW)

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"Yo mama"
"Yao"
"Yo mama"
"YAO..."

Submariner said...

"Chun King"
"LaChoy!"
Block parties had not been quite the same since integration...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"A little birdie told me you guys like magic. You know, magic, sorcery, illusions."
"Ah, sor-sor."

Submariner said...

So, why is the referee standing that far from the action? I'm just askin'...