1. Raven knew Robert Smith of the Cure was her real father, but she didn't know which B-52 was her mother.2. Marge Simpson goes Goth.
3. Moments later, 22 people were dead when Raven screamed 'Allahu Akbar' and detonated the 40 lbs of Semtex in her bouffant.
4. "In my view, if you pay $400 for a haircut and don't get extensions, you're a moron."
5. It was a tough adjustment for some when Starbucks bought out the Love Shack.
6. Fetching Senator Clinton's coffee would be a lot less humiliating without her insistence on "one squirt of cream, right from the source."
7. "Nothing like a nice rich Colombian blend to get you started in the morning. The coffee's good, too."
8. Winona Ryder did not pay for that coffee.
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Important scene from "The Devil Buys All Her Clothes At Hot Topic".
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Another example of how nature says, "Do Not Touch"
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Jan was arrested later, when four illegal aliens were found concealed in her hair.
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Now we know what happened to the 22,000 bees. The Hive Queen has assimilated them.
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Thought bubble: "Oh great...you'd think this joker with the camera had never seen a woman with three-fingered hands and thumbs on the wrong side."
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As a favored servant of the Dread Cthulu, Raven was often tasked to take the Pulpy, Betentacled One out to get his morning coffee.
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Meet Briana Emo, Brian Eno's daughter.
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ORA: In Season 5, Kai and Xev were merged into a single character... who still wouldn't sleep with Stan Tweedle.
:-P Timmeh!
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Important scene from "The Devil Buys All Her Clothes At Hot Topic".
Another example of how nature says, "Do Not Touch"
Fiona was on her way to the anti-capitalism rally in her new Diesel jeans, Dloce & Gabana belt, Fendi bag, and she just had to stop for her morning Grande Mocha from Starbucks.
Considering her assets, I think "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" was a poor costume choice for the party...
Emiliy hung out for hours under the "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" sign but got no takers.
"Did you see the chick in there selling those huge muffins? What a freak!"
Jan was arrested later, when four illegal aliens were found concealed in her hair.
Now we know what happened to the 22,000 bees. The Hive Queen has assimilated them.
Thousands of well-camouflaged spies and saboteurs preceded the second invasion of alien locusts in "ID4-2".
And yet...I think I'd do her.
Thought bubble: "Oh great...you'd think this joker with the camera had never seen a woman with three-fingered hands and thumbs on the wrong side."
As a favored servant of the Dread Cthulu, Raven was often tasked to take the Pulpy, Betentacled One out to get his morning coffee.
Poker? Damn near rectum!
The invasion of brain sucking, hirsute octopi: Next on Oprah.
Although the ‘doo was a beehive of activity, the brain was dormant.
Meet Briana Emo, Brian Eno's daughter.
"Of course I love Al Gore! He's the father of the hair net!"
No I am not going to see my father on Father's day, all he does is cry shamefully when he sees us kids.
From a DHS training video:
"Just like illegal Mexican immigrants, killer bees, have been known to use 'mules' for covert transport across the border..."
ORA: In the fifth season of Lexx, Kai and Xev were merged into a single character... who still wouldn't sleep with Stan Tweedle.
“Why the tattoo of a large chested gal? I can’t afford a boob job, but I wanted to have a nice rack on me one way or another.”
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