Friday, May 25, 2007

The Princess of Emo

1. Raven knew Robert Smith of the Cure was her real father, but she didn't know which B-52 was her mother.

2. Marge Simpson goes Goth.

3. Moments later, 22 people were dead when Raven screamed 'Allahu Akbar' and detonated the 40 lbs of Semtex in her bouffant.

4. "In my view, if you pay $400 for a haircut and don't get extensions, you're a moron."

5. It was a tough adjustment for some when Starbucks bought out the Love Shack.

6. Fetching Senator Clinton's coffee would be a lot less humiliating without her insistence on "one squirt of cream, right from the source."

7. "Nothing like a nice rich Colombian blend to get you started in the morning. The coffee's good, too."

8. Winona Ryder did not pay for that coffee.

Best of metalgarth
Important scene from "The Devil Buys All Her Clothes At Hot Topic".

Best of Double the U
Another example of how nature says, "Do Not Touch"

Best of Jack Reacher
Jan was arrested later, when four illegal aliens were found concealed in her hair.

Best of Cricket
Now we know what happened to the 22,000 bees. The Hive Queen has assimilated them.

Best of prince of leaves
Thought bubble: "Oh great...you'd think this joker with the camera had never seen a woman with three-fingered hands and thumbs on the wrong side."

Best of prince of leaves
As a favored servant of the Dread Cthulu, Raven was often tasked to take the Pulpy, Betentacled One out to get his morning coffee.

Best of curly
Meet Briana Emo, Brian Eno's daughter.

Best of CJ
ORA: In Season 5, Kai and Xev were merged into a single character... who still wouldn't sleep with Stan Tweedle.

:-P Timmeh!

19 comments:

metalgarth said...

Important scene from "The Devil Buys All Her Clothes At Hot Topic".

jeff said...
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Double the U said...

Another example of how nature says, "Do Not Touch"

The Man said...

Fiona was on her way to the anti-capitalism rally in her new Diesel jeans, Dloce & Gabana belt, Fendi bag, and she just had to stop for her morning Grande Mocha from Starbucks.

Submariner said...

Considering her assets, I think "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" was a poor costume choice for the party...

Submariner said...

Emiliy hung out for hours under the "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" sign but got no takers.

Jack Reacher said...

"Did you see the chick in there selling those huge muffins? What a freak!"

Jan was arrested later, when four illegal aliens were found concealed in her hair.

Cricket said...

Now we know what happened to the 22,000 bees. The Hive Queen has assimilated them.

prince of leaves said...

Thousands of well-camouflaged spies and saboteurs preceded the second invasion of alien locusts in "ID4-2".

prince of leaves said...

And yet...I think I'd do her.

prince of leaves said...

Thought bubble: "Oh great...you'd think this joker with the camera had never seen a woman with three-fingered hands and thumbs on the wrong side."

prince of leaves said...

As a favored servant of the Dread Cthulu, Raven was often tasked to take the Pulpy, Betentacled One out to get his morning coffee.

curly said...

Poker? Damn near rectum!

The invasion of brain sucking, hirsute octopi: Next on Oprah.

Although the ‘doo was a beehive of activity, the brain was dormant.

curly said...

Meet Briana Emo, Brian Eno's daughter.

curly said...

"Of course I love Al Gore! He's the father of the hair net!"

Double the U said...

No I am not going to see my father on Father's day, all he does is cry shamefully when he sees us kids.

Submariner said...

From a DHS training video:
"Just like illegal Mexican immigrants, killer bees, have been known to use 'mules' for covert transport across the border..."

CJ said...

ORA: In the fifth season of Lexx, Kai and Xev were merged into a single character... who still wouldn't sleep with Stan Tweedle.

curly said...

“Why the tattoo of a large chested gal? I can’t afford a boob job, but I wanted to have a nice rack on me one way or another.”