Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Pah Rump Pum Pum Pum


1. George W Bush Guest Stars in a Very Special "Touched by a Negro."

2. Desperate to change the tone, Bush joined Kucinich's Drumming Circle and called for immediate surrender in Iraq. Left-wing Democrats still hated his guts.

3. "So, are you wonna them there Magic Negroes I heared so much about?"

4. Dubya wasn't thrilled with the boyfriend Jenna brought back from the Peace Corps, but since he was his grand-baby's daddy, he did his best to form a connection.

5. "No, Mr. President, on the drum. If I find your hand on my thigh again, I'm gonna break it off."

Best of jeff
President Bush, not content with being the conductor, insists on micromanaging the percussion section.

Best of metalgarth
"W" secretly idolized Neal Peart, and Tommy Lee but needed to find a simpler style to begin his post presidential career as a drummer.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Look, Ah just lahk to give people Ah lahk nicknames; If youall don't want to be called 'Uncle Tom-Tom', Ah'll jest think up another."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Look, nice work, but I have to warn you; our last drummer exploded."

Best of divine miss m
Black guys helping white guys...Bill Murray should be awfully proud!

Best of Double the U
I keep trying to look under that head piece to see if he has some nappy hair or not.

Best of andthenblammo!
"I hate to tell you this, Mr. President, but you've just declared war on our neighboring village."

:-P = Gorak!

21 comments:

jeff said...

President Bush, not content with being the conductor, insists on micromanaging the percussion section.

"Unrhythmic white boys section is down there, Mr. President."

Submariner said...

Rev Al Sharpton immediately filed a charge of racism, and filed a second after finding out it WASN'T an attempt at humor.

Submariner said...

I got your "drum head" hangin' Mr. President...

Submariner said...

Cindy She-slag was pissed; just WHERE did he get off movin' in on her territory?

Submariner said...

♪Do a little dance,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight!♪

the paperboy said...

At sundown, we get naked and dance around the fire. Then at midnight, "The Hunt" begins. Then it's pretty much up to you.

metalgarth said...

"W" secretly idolized Neal Peart, and Tommy Lee but needed to find a simpler style to begin his post presidential career as a drummer.

Submariner said...

♪Play that funky music, white boy...♪

Jack Reacher said...

"I guess it's true what they say, Mr. President--you people have no rhythm."

Jack Reacher said...

"Haven't we met before? Were you by any chance a U.S. attorney, once upon a time?"

Brian_in_MA said...

OLWA: GEORGE W BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE!

(Obligatory Left-Wing Absurdity)

Lyn Perry said...

Bush taking a beating in more than just the latest polls.

andthenblammo! said...

"Oh, man, yew neva heard th' drum solo from 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida??' Goes lahk this!!!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Look, Ah just lahk to give people Ah lahk nicknames; If youall don't want to be called 'Uncle Tom-Tom', Ah'll jest think up another."

andthenblammo! said...

"....And when I say, 'beat out that rhythm on the head of a drum', you come in with 'Boom! Boom! Boomlay Boom!' Let's see if we can make Maya Anjolou's head explode."

andthenblammo! said...

".......And when I yell out 'Day-o!', you sing 'Daylight come and I wanna go home.' Let's see if we can make Harry Belafonte's head explode!!

andthenblammo! said...

"Look, nice work, but I have to warn you; our last drummer exploded."

divine miss m said...

Black guys helping white guys...Bill Murray should be awfully proud!

Double the U said...

I keep trying to look under that head piece to see if he has some nappy hair or not.

Frank_IBC said...

ORA: "Mr. Davis, would you like some cream and sugar in your eye?"

andthenblammo! said...

"I hate to tell you this, Mr. President, but you've just declared war on our neighboring village."