Friday, May 11, 2007

One-Shot

"Bad news, Mr. Sullivan. Your custom 'Ultra-Penetrator' may be delayed in shipment."

Best of The Man
One of Debbie Stabenow's campaign promises was to find a more suitable places to dump her used tampons.

Best of Silhouette
Obligatory Operation Petticoat caption: "We sunk a truck! Let's get the hell out of here!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Objects in rear may be larger than they appear.

Best of curly
Bush lied, cargo slide.

Best of Jack Reacher
Parties at Hyannisport were subdued when the Kennedy gin shipment was disrupted.

Best of prince of leaves
Despite coverage of the minute details of her untimely death, few knew that Anna Nicole Smith's breast implants had to be removed and disposed of as hazardous waste.

Best of Rodney Dill
"... and they still can't get the smile off the Statue of Liberty's face."
(rimshot)

Best of Rodney Dill
"but where am I going to get 10,000 D-Cells?"

19 comments:

The Man said...

The real reason Rosie was fired from The View...feeding her became downright hazardous

The Man said...

Question: What is long, hard, and white?

Anonymous said...

Looks like he is getting it second hand from Rosie O'Donnell.

The Man said...

One of Debbie Stabenow's campaign promises was to find a more suitable places to dump her used tampons.

I just threw up too

Silhouette said...

Obligatory Operation Petticoat caption

"We sunk a truck! Let's get the hell out of here!"

Rodney Dill said...

Objects in rear may be larger than they appear.

curly said...

“Here’s your condoms, Mr. Curly.”

curly said...

“Who let Kennedy drive this rig?”

curly said...

Bush lied, cargo slide.

Jack Reacher said...

Parties at Hyannisport were subdued when the Kennedy gin shipment was disrupted.

curly said...

Thanks to high fuel prices, North Korea's Long Dong missle system delivery went from solid fuel boosters to flat bed truck.

curly said...

In a 'industrial porno' remake of DUNE, horny metal worms are seen mounting passing big rigs.

prince of leaves said...

"Geez, what kind of batteries does THAT thing take?" Rosie asked Andrew, with barely concealed envy and awe.

prince of leaves said...

Despite coverage of the minute details of her untimely death, few knew that Anna Nicole Smith's breast implants had to be removed and disposed of as hazardous waste.

curly said...

Oh great...Another erectile dysfunction ad.

Rodney Dill said...

"... and they still can't get the smile off the Statue of Liberty's face."
(rimshot)

prince of leaves said...

"The Michael Moore Suppository: for when you're so full of it even Ex-Lax won't work."

Rodney Dill said...

"but where am I going to get 10,000 D-Cells?"

nuts for tuna said...

Looks like somebody's found the WMDs!