"Bad news, Mr. Sullivan. Your custom 'Ultra-Penetrator' may be delayed in shipment."Best of The Man
One of Debbie Stabenow's campaign promises was to find a more suitable places to dump her used tampons.
Best of Silhouette
Obligatory Operation Petticoat caption: "We sunk a truck! Let's get the hell out of here!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Objects in rear may be larger than they appear.
Best of curly
Bush lied, cargo slide.
Best of Jack Reacher
Parties at Hyannisport were subdued when the Kennedy gin shipment was disrupted.
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Despite coverage of the minute details of her untimely death, few knew that Anna Nicole Smith's breast implants had to be removed and disposed of as hazardous waste.
Best of Rodney Dill
"... and they still can't get the smile off the Statue of Liberty's face."
(rimshot)
Best of Rodney Dill
"but where am I going to get 10,000 D-Cells?"
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The real reason Rosie was fired from The View...feeding her became downright hazardous
Question: What is long, hard, and white?
Looks like he is getting it second hand from Rosie O'Donnell.
One of Debbie Stabenow's campaign promises was to find a more suitable places to dump her used tampons.
I just threw up too
Obligatory Operation Petticoat caption
"We sunk a truck! Let's get the hell out of here!"
Objects in rear may be larger than they appear.
“Here’s your condoms, Mr. Curly.”
“Who let Kennedy drive this rig?”
Bush lied, cargo slide.
Parties at Hyannisport were subdued when the Kennedy gin shipment was disrupted.
Thanks to high fuel prices, North Korea's Long Dong missle system delivery went from solid fuel boosters to flat bed truck.
In a 'industrial porno' remake of DUNE, horny metal worms are seen mounting passing big rigs.
"Geez, what kind of batteries does THAT thing take?" Rosie asked Andrew, with barely concealed envy and awe.
Despite coverage of the minute details of her untimely death, few knew that Anna Nicole Smith's breast implants had to be removed and disposed of as hazardous waste.
Oh great...Another erectile dysfunction ad.
"... and they still can't get the smile off the Statue of Liberty's face."
(rimshot)
"The Michael Moore Suppository: for when you're so full of it even Ex-Lax won't work."
"but where am I going to get 10,000 D-Cells?"
Looks like somebody's found the WMDs!
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