Thursday, May 24, 2007

Oh, Snap!

1. "Okay, Mr. Sullivan, now just relax while I retrieve that gerbil for ya."

2. "Actually, the EPA recommends use of a full-body decontamination suit when handling Ms. Lohan's urine sample."

3. A third technician "suits up" in hopes of finding her two missing colleagues, who never returned from Paris Hilton's body cavity search.

4. Becky never quite grasped the subtlety of the "No glove, no love" slogan.

5. Who cares if it's not faithful to the original; I like the direction of the Laverne & Shirley remake.

6. (Sigh) "Why is it when I heard some jerk had a giant, mirrored, disco penis stuck in his rectum, I just knew it would be you, Sully."

7. "I'm sorry. The operation was a failure. We pulled John McCain's head out of his ass, but he still supports the Amnesty bill."

8. CapThisClassic: "OK, Senator Clinton, let's check out that prostate."

9. "I'm not just for decoration, I can also satisfy a latex fetish."

10. "Your coot's just fine. The next time you suffer from 'lunar swirlage,' just take some Midol."

Best of curly
“…and I’ll have you know that this brand of Latex gloves has received Sully’s highest rating ever: five fists ‘way up’.”

Best of The Man
In soviet union, prostate examines you.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Sorry Hillary, the gloves don't go up to my elbows."

Best of jeff
Sally enjoyed the proctology section of her residency way too much...

Best of Submariner
Following the gloves, Nancy donned CDC anti-contamination gear and then an arctic exposure suit. After all, a girl couldn't be TOO careful when palpitating Teddy the Whale's liver...

18 comments:

curly said...

“Do you like my hand-burkas?”

curly said...

Having learned from her hubby’s mistakes, Hill insists that her interns dress in non-DNA absorbant attire during performance of certain duties.

curly said...

Illegal immigrants – because somebody’s got tickle the prostates of the men when American women refuse to.

curly said...

“…and I’ll have you know that this brand of Latex gloves has received Sully’s highest rating ever: five fists ‘way up’.”

The Man said...

In soviet union, prostate examines you.

The Man said...

Intern Shelly prepares for another day on the set of The View.

Submariner said...

Well! I can see that you're going to enjoy this more than I, MS O'Donnell...

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Rodney Dill said...

"So Elizabeth this is how you want me to serve Rosie's Polon... I mean tea today on 'The View?'"

Rodney Dill said...

"Sorry Hillary, the gloves don't go up to my elbows."

Anonymous said...

Uh - how about a moratorium on A. Sullivan references?

V the K said...

Only if Sully takes a moratorium on deranged histrionics.

jeff said...

Sally enjoyed the proctology section of her residency way too much...

Submariner said...

ORA:

♪I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair...♪

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Submariner said...

Following the gloves, Nancy donned CDC anti-contamination gear and then an arctic exposure suit. After all, a girl couldn't be TOO careful when palpitating Teddy the Whale's liver...