Friday, May 25, 2007

Oh My God! They Killed Rosie!


Best of Brian_in_MA
Pork. It's what's for dinner. For the next two months.

Best of jbinnout
Donald Trump Jr. said, "My dad will not be mocked."

Best of 2spothipshot
"Man,we're gonna need one huge friggin' apple!"

Best of 2spothipshot
"...And THIS little piggy ate my magnum..."

Best of 2spothipshot
He may have gone hunting just twice in his life,but Mitt Romney got his moneys worth.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I could not eat a ton of pork,
I would not eat it with a fork.
I do not like enormous ham,
I do not like it, BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Quentin Tarantino remakes Charlotte's Web.

Best of CJ
Porker? No, I just killed her.

Best of ThatGayConservative
"Michael Moore's Alabama screening of SiCKO ends in tragedy!"

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: "Come to Jinx for the gravity - stay for the bandersnatch hunting."

Best of curly
“Osama, your coffin’s ready.”

Best of Submariner
Sorry Mrs. Kennedy. But how was I to known the Senator takes a regular morning leak in the woods?

Best of Submariner
In a series of ironic misadventures, Debbie Stabenow provided the happy end to an organized NRA fundraiser while taking a morning "jog" for a McMuffin near Houghton this morning.

Best of curly
I sympathize with the lad. My own prom photos were not the best either.

32 comments:

Brian_in_MA said...

Pork. It's what's for dinner. For the next two months.

Contrary to the reports of a few hippies in the woods, Hogzilla does not, in fact, have rainbow colored atomic breath.

jbinnout said...

Donald Trump Jr. said, "My dad will not be mocked."

2spothipshot said...

"Man,we're gonna need one huge friggin' apple!"

2spothipshot said...

"Hurry! Take my picture before it wakes AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!"

2spothipshot said...

"...And THIS little piggy my magnum..."

2spothipshot said...

With the beast fully tranqued, PETA finally had their proof of Spauldings' "Final solution" to competition in the football industry.

2spothipshot said...

A silk purse? No,but Danny was about to net 472 handbags from this mother.

2spothipshot said...

"Hey dad,get the bicycle pump and the needle,I think I just solved our basketball problem."

2spothipshot said...

It was about to be a very long day,but come hell or high water,Cletus was gonna bring home that "Catch the greased pig" trophy.

2spothipshot said...

"Can I keep him Dad,can I,can I huh?"

2spothipshot said...

"Honest,I really DID get him with my 22! And that is NOT the bumper of an F-150 sticking out of his navel!"

2spothipshot said...

He may have gone hunting just twice in his life,but Mitt Romney got his moneys worth.

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That's nothin', Kim Jong Il bagged a rhino and 5 elephants with his pinky and index finger while blindfolded and staggering drunk...AS A TODDLER!!!

2spothipshot said...

Yes,it was a monster,but Clem still felt guilty for killing the legless giant.

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"In Texas, we got some real nasty prairiedogs."

Anonymous said...

Just a small portion of the bacon Robt. "Sheets" Byrd has brought home to his native West Virginia over the years.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I could not eat a ton of pork,
I would not eat it with a fork.
I do not like enormous ham,
I do not like it, BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Just a note... I saw this picture on Drudge at the same moment I saw the headline that Rosie wouldn't be returning to The View.
HA!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Quentin Tarantino remakes Charlotte's Web.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Methinks this is the lil' piggy that ate roast beef.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well, at least he got to enjoy the accolades for his latest crockumentary at Cannes before the unfortunate "accident".

CJ said...

Porker? No, I just killed her.

ThatGayConservative said...

"Michael Moore's Alabama screening of SiCKO ends in tragedy!"

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Come to Jinx for the gravity - stay for the bandersnatch hunting."

curly said...

“Osama, your coffin’s ready.”

Submariner said...

Curly said...
“Osama, your coffin’s ready.”


Caused a coffe spew on me monitor, it did. Excellent.

Submariner said...

In an effort to create a post-View income stream, Rosie O'Donnel has hired herself out for paintball hunts...

Submariner said...

Sorry Mrs. Kennedy. But how was I to known the Senator takes a regular morning leak in the woods?

Submariner said...

"Lion of the DNC?" I kinda don't think so...

Submariner said...

In a series of ironic misadventures, Debbie Stabenow provided the happy end to an organized NRA fundraiser while taking a morning "jog" for a McMuffin near Houghton this morning.

curly said...

This photo is obviously Photoshopped; Rosie O'Dumbbell never looked this good.

curly said...

I sympathize with the lad. My own prom photos were not the best either.

curly said...

Subby: Sorry about the spew. At least it wasn’t beer!

Murtha looks on, chokes back a tear, and says “I’ve never seen such pork! By golly, that boy’s a natural born DNC congressman!”

curly said...

“No mister, that’s my pet pig and he’s just napping. The gun is to keep Harry Reid from disturbing him. He keeps mumbling ‘put lipstick on that pig and pass it as legislation’. I guess he can’t control himself.”

Cricket said...

Mitt Romney defeats Hillary Clinton.