1. The Escort Service didn't understand why anyone would want to hook up with "a big hairy, horny bear," but they tried to satisfy Mr. Sullivan's request anyway.
2. Hey, it's my favorite episode, the one where Latka gets his arm gnawed off.
3. Not only had the ahole driver cut her off, but her young were in the car ahead; a fatal mistake he would not live to repeat.
4. If you own stock, now would be a good time to sell.
5. "So, how are those testosterone treatments working for you, Mr. Asner?"
6. ORA: "Pension Grillparzer, please."
Best of Van Helsing
"Now up here you're going to want to bear right..."
Best of Whacko
"Quick, follow that cab with the salmon!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Take me to Wall Street, and step on it!"
Best of Submariner
After getting fired by telephone, Ben wasn't planning on being so gentle when he saw the Donald...
Best of Jack Reacher
When Algore begins to separate into his component parts.
Best of metalgarth
Urbanization made it harder and harder to find a "pick-a-nick" basket in the greater Jellystone metropolitan area.
Best of Lyn
"Hey kid, only you can prevent..."
"Lady, only you can..."
"Driver, will you slow down? I'm trying to get the whole slogan out!"
Best of curly
"To the woods quickly; I gotta sh!+."
Best of Double the U
and you thought your mother-in-law was a big ugly hairy annoying back seat driver.
Best of the doyle
When I heard it on the CB I just thought they meant a cop was was behind me.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh, Hello... Onstar."
Best of CJ
Big deal, another cabbie who can bearly speak English.
:-P - Timmeh!
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"Now up here you're going to want to bear right..."
What happens when you miss the Ringling Bros., Barnum & Bailey Circus Train...
"Quick! Follow that girl with the golden locks."
Bear left you idiot.
Almost everyone was sad to see Rosie leave the set of The View.
The Muslim cabbies in Minneapolis would not allow dogs in their cabs.
The TV show "Cash Cab" went over well in NYC but somehow the spin-off set in Idaho didn't fare so well.
"Quick, follow that cab with the salmon!"
"Take me to Wall Street, and step on it!"
When Algore begins to separate into his component parts.
"Bear right at this next street."
When accountants have plushie fetishes...
After getting fired by telephone, Ben wasn't planning on being so gentle when he saw the Donald...
To the bakery, and step on it!
Hurry up dammit! They're only casting for "Dr. Doolittle II" until 3:30...
Jack Reacher said...
When Algore begins to separate into his component parts.
Individual part representations will be posted in proportion to the Goreacle's psyche makeup.
Pig: 85.4% posted Friday, May 25
Bear: 14.5% posted Tuesday, May 29
Man: trace - why bother posting?
Cindy, come back; the Kos kidz and I NEED you!
Urbanization made it harder and harder to find a "pick-a-nick" basket in the greater Jellystone metropolitan area.
"Hey kid, only you can prevent..."
"Lady, only you can..."
"Driver, will you slow down? I'm trying to get the whole slogan out!"
♪...forget about your worries and your strife...♪
"To the woods quickly; I gotta sh!+."
and you thought your mother-in-law was a big ugly hairy annoying back seat driver.
When I heard it on the CB I just thought they meant a cop was was behind me.
The correct interpretation of this liberal Rorschach Test photo is:
c. A right wing conservative homophobic chauvinist is blatantly spewing emissions while simultaneously oppressing a downtrodden minority minimum wage earning member of the working class.
♪...but GET me to the church on time!♪
Hurry, man! There's a fiver in it for you if I get to the comb before those 2 guys let the bee return...
"Uh, Hello... Onstar."
"Man, my cabbie Mohammad sure stinks, think I'll get some fresh air."
Big deal, another cabbie who can bearly speak English.
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