Monday, May 28, 2007

Unlike Google, We Honor Memorial Day at Cap This!

1. No matter how degrading it it, the threat of "do it, or Uncle Teddy will drive you home," can get an intern to do anything at the Kennedy Compound.

2. "Hey, your prostitute is in my beer!" "No, your beer is in my prostitute!"

3. "Wow! After driving a Toyota Yaris all this time, it's nice to ride something with some power and pick-up."

4. And then she yelled "Allahu Akbar" and blew the yacht club to infidel hell!

5. On Memorial Day, it's customary for even the rankest political rivals to set animosity aside. Here, a Hillary intern arrives with cooler of malt liquor and Zima for the Obama and Edwards interns.

6. Or, you can go to the Democrat Memorial Day Picnic and drink wheatgrass juice served by Rosie O and the gray-skinned Hooters-protesting chick. Your choice.

Best of Jack Reacher
Ron Paul campaign staffer Muffy demonstrates the presidential hopeful's idea for a 100mpg car.

Best of Jack Reacher
A Clinton campaign worker was fired after telling coworkers that she was riding Hillary's box, just as she'd been told.

Best of the doyle
Mr. Popeil's new Crotch Cooler was a big seller.

Best of Double the U
It isn't as odd as frightening, that is where she keeps all the semen samples she collects during the day.

Best of curly
“Hillary, your order of raw clams on the half shell has arrived.”

Best of curly
Cooler? Damn near froze her!

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Yeah, I coulda painted my invention green since it's totally queef-powered, but then it wouldn't have matched my outfit...

Best of racerboy
All your Fla-Vor-Ice are belong to us.

Best of racerboy
It may have all the curb appeal of a Vespa, but when that compressor kicks in...whoa, nelly!

Best of divine miss m
Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
How Subby yearns to make motorboat noises where you are!

Best of Chrees
I'm only interested in two things...
(Thanks once again to Frank Zappa)

Best of curly
The all new Scooter Libby– for the alcoholic women’s libber in your life.

Best of prince of leaves
Proving the superiority of capitalism, entrepreneurs heed Sheryl Crow's call to action on global warming, replacing TP altogether with the self-propelled Port-a-Bidet. Sheryl was so excited she couldn't be reached for comment.

Best of Submariner
Teddy saw my ride and had his Jetski modified to match it.

Best of curly
Guess how many offenses to Islamic norms are in this picture and win a free laptop!

:-P: R Warren

32 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Ron Paul campaign staffer Muffy demonstrates the presidential hopeful's idea for a 100mpg car.

Jack Reacher said...

Stepping from his limo, John Edwards, responding to a reporter's question, said "Two Americas? You bet. One takes limousines to campaign events, and as for the other, well, they can ride their coolers."

Jack Reacher said...

A Clinton campaign worker was fired after telling coworkers that she was riding Hillary's box, just as she'd been told.

the doyle said...

Mr. Popeil's new Crotch Cooler was a big seller.

Double the U said...

It isn't as odd as frightening, that is where she keeps all the semen samples she collects during the day.

curly said...

“Hillary, your order of raw clams on the half shell has arrived.”

curly said...

Cooler? Damn near froze her!

curly said...

“I ride around on a cooler of ice just in case there’s a global warming emergency near by.”

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Yeah, I coulda painted my invention green since it's totally queef-powered, but then it wouldn't have matched my outfit...

Rodney Dill said...

I'd salute dat.

racerboy said...

All your Fla-Vor-Ice are belong to us.

divine miss m said...

Subby can't wait to run it up the flagpole and salute.

racerboy said...

It may have all the curb appeal of a Vespa, but when that compressor kicks in...whoa, nelly!

divine miss m said...

Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
How Subby years to make motorboat noises where you are!

divine miss m said...

Make that "yearns."

Chrees said...

I'm only interested in two things...

(Thanks once again to Frank Zappa)

ColoradoPatriot said...

Frigid bitch.

curly said...

The all new Scooter Libby– for the alcoholic women’s libber in your life.

curly said...

“Sue’s so hot to trot that it came down to either ice on her hootch, a clitoridectomy, or an endless string of strange men visiting at all hours of the night.”

ColoradoPatriot said...

V- btw, drop me a line via email sometime...got a question for you, and your address isn't listed anywhere on your blogs...Hm...not a bad idea, in fact...

curly said...

Dykes on bikes vs. the nippy hippies.

prince of leaves said...

Proving the superiority of capitalism once again, entrepreneurs heed Sheryl Crow's call to action on global warming, replacing TP altogether with the self-propelled Port-a-Bidet. Sheryl was so excited she couldn't be reached for comment.

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M said...
Subby can't wait to run it up the flagpole and salute.


Actually, I can't wait for her to shimmy up my flagpole and salute...

Submariner said...

I guess the sun came up over Santa Monica Blvd...

Submariner said...

Don't mind me - I just ride along, following Lance, so he can have his "post race cocktails..."

Submariner said...

♪Riding down that long, lonesome highway; having my cold ones, my way.♪

Submariner said...

Teddy saw my ride and had his Jetski modified to match it.

Submariner said...

Yo ho, Ho; bring me chest over here. Arrrghhh...



BTW - saw "Pirates 3" over the weekend - enjoyed it immensely.

curly said...

Guess how many offenses to Islamic norms are in this picture and win a free laptop!

the paperboy said...

Police bullhorn: "BABYSITTER, GET OFF OF THE BEER COOLER!"

Funny, but all the chicks in the handouts at Vegas had TWO stars n their chest.

Submariner said...

Although Chloe couldn't seem to pass the tests at Cracker Barrell, hers was always the most popular seating section...

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