Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Nightmare Fuel


1. The Mickey Mouse Club - 2007 was maybe not the ideal TV project for Tim Burton.

2. "Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve run on ze vheel."

3. "This outfit should scare the hell out of that French pansy."

4. "OK, Andrew, I'm dressed for our role-playing. Who is this 'Lemmiwinks?'"

5. "What do you mean I'm 'too normal?' Eff You, Montel Williams!"

Best of Buckley F. Williams
Unsuccessful Mouseketeer Auditions #453: Ted Danson

Best of Hamas
Remember Kiddies, You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists. We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers

Best of divine miss m
Acid flashbacks at Disneyland suck.

Best of Attmay
♪ Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company,
E-M-O,
Oh my life sucks.
F-A-G,
Gee I wish I was dead,
M-O-U-S-E! ♪

Best of andthenblammo!
Man, Michael Richards didn't learn a thing did he?

Best of the paperboy
Now just put on a special pair of Farfur ears like this, go to school like you always do, and when class starts I'll press this button, and you'll wake up in the most wonderful classroom with 72 girls and teachers ready to teach you about the birds and the bees.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Well, 'Cubby', if you had just saved a little of that Mousketeers money, you wouldn't be working here at Jiffy-Lube, now would you? Clean up that damn mess and get back to work!!!"

Best of andthenblammo!
Colonel Kurtz knew when they came for him, it would be bad. Just not this bad.

Best of Rodney Dill
Mic... (Kill ya real soon)
Key... (Why? because I know where ya live)
D.O.U.S.E (you in gasoline)

Best of Double the U
You wait until the farmer's wife gets a load of me!

Best of andthenblammo!
You think things are bad here in Mauswitz, just pray god you never get sent to Donald Duchau!!

Best of andthenblammo!
Disney trivia; Robert Mapplethorpe did indeed direct an episode of the Mousketeers! Walt Disney personally burned the video tapes in his office fireplace!! And Cubby was so traumatized he quit to work at Jiffy Lube.

Best of prince of leaves
Mickey's anarchist cousin, Mikhail Mouse, after his arrest for starting an anti-globalization riot in Main Street USA.

Best of prince of leaves
The edgy new hip-hop Mickey Mouse came as a shock to parents across the country when he made his debut appearance at the grand opening of Disneyland's "It's a Small M-----f------ 'Hood" attraction.

Best of sonicfrog
Racist, Satanic, AND Anti-Disney... It certainly doesn't get much better than this!!!

Best of curly
“I know I look ridiculous, but Mini puts out like Bill Gates's ATM when I go Gothic.”

Best of curly
“My favorite cheese? Yeast infection.”

Best of Cricket
A Dementor disguised as Mickey Mouse was turned loose today in Tomorrowland.

Best of metalgarth
Stanley heard that Kiss was holding auditions for a new member, but was quickly disqualified when Peter Criss tackled him and started flinging him around by the tail.

:-P Timmeh!

39 comments:

Buckley F. Williams said...

Although downplayed by friends and family as "just a stage", young Ted Danson's early career as a Mouseketeer was a sign of things to come.

Lyn Perry said...

Al Jolson: "You ain't seen nothin' yet."

Hamas said...

Remember Kiddies, You and I are laying the foundation for a world led by Islamists. We will return the Islamic community to its former greatness, and liberate Jerusalem, God willing, liberate Iraq, God willing, and liberate all the countries of the Muslims invaded by the murderers

divine miss m said...

Acid flashbacks at Disneyland suck.

attmay said...

♪ Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company,
E-M-O,
Oh my life sucks.
F-A-G,
Gee I wish I was dead,
M-O-U-S-E! ♪

Occasional Reader said...

Okay, he's STILL less creepy than Hamas-y Mouse.

Van Helsing said...

Agreed. This Mickey Mouse is nowhere near as scary as the Hamas version.

the paperboy said...

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55582

andthenblammo! said...

Famous Rejected Superhero Sidekicks, #656: Ratboy.

andthenblammo! said...

Man, Michael Richards didn't learn a thing from the last jam he got into, now did he?

andthenblammo! said...

"Stay tuned for 'Disney Ninja', next on Lifetime!"

the paperboy said...

Now just put on a special pair of Farfur ears like this, go to school like you always do, and when class starts I'll press this button, and you'll wake up in the most wonderful classroom with 72 girls and teachers ready to teach you about the birds and the bees.

andthenblammo! said...

"Well, 'Cubby', if you had just saved a little of that Mousketeers money, you wouldn't be working here at Jiffy-Lube, now would you? Clean up that damn mess and get back to work!!!"

andthenblammo! said...

Colonel Kurtz knew when they came for him, it would be bad. Just not this bad.

Rodney Dill said...

"Here Kitty Kitty, Here Kitty Kitty."

andthenblammo! said...

Laugh it up, hackerboy, but burn a bootleg copy of Alladin , and this will be the last thing you ever see........

Rodney Dill said...

Mic... (Kill ya real soon)
Key... (Why? because I know where ya live)
D.O.U.S.E (you in gasoline)

Rodney Dill said...

"No, I'm not a mouse, but I do get 132 free cable channels."

Double the U said...

You wait until the farmer's wife gets a load of me!

andthenblammo! said...

You think things are bad here in Mauswitz, just pray god you never get sent to Donald Duchau!!

andthenblammo! said...

Disney trivia; Robert Mapplethorpe did indeed direct an episode of the Mousketeers! Walt Disney personally burned the video tapes in his office fireplace!!

andthenblammo! said...

You know, it was only a matter of time before Quentin Tarantino decided to 'pay homage' to Walt Disney............

andthenblammo! said...

"Yeah, Minnie did this to me in my sleep. Didn't I tell you that woman was f*cking Goofy??"

prince of leaves said...

Jim's unfortunate choice in Halloween costumes cost him nearly a half-million dollars in copyright infringement judgments and legal fees when the photos hit Flickr. "Next year," he vowed bitterly, "I'm dressing as something safe...like Xenu!"

prince of leaves said...

Mickey's anarchist cousin, Mikhail Mouse, after his arrest for starting an anti-globalization riot in Main Street USA.

prince of leaves said...

The edgy new hip-hop Mickey Mouse came as a shock to parents across the country when he made his debut appearance at the grand opening of Disneyland's "It's a Small M-----f------ 'Hood" attraction.

prince of leaves said...

"Welcome to Epcot Haiti. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........"

sonicfrog said...

Racist, Satanic, AND Anti-Disney... It certainly doesn't get much better than this!!!

Brian_in_MA said...

Disney, right? I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mr. Imus? There's a nappy headed ho here to see you."

curly said...

I had no idea that they opened a Disneyland in North Korea.

“I know I look ridiculous, but Mini puts out like clockwork when I go Gothic.”

Disney Corp. responds to Jesse Jackson’s complaint that their characters were “too white”.

A sinister Mickey sets the record straight on Richard Gere and the gerbil: “That was a mouse in his rectum!”

Next on Oprah: Celebrity kids gone wrong – the Disney legacy.

curly said...

“My favorite cheese? Yeast infection.”

Cricket said...

A Dementor disguised as Mickey Mouse was turned loose today in Tomorrowland.

Goth Mickey.

Andy Warhol's perception of Disney under the rule of Michael Eisner.

metalgarth said...

Stanley heard that Kiss was holding auditions for a new member, but was quickly disqualified when Peter Criss tackled him and started flinging him around by the tail.

Rodney Dill said...

Mohammad Mouse

Jonathan said...

"Help yourself to all the 'Crazy Candy' you want...then get the hell off my porch!"

Anonymous said...

The Hamas mouse shows off his new "warrior look" as he prepares to confront the infidels.

Cricket said...

The new Mickey Mouse club goes Goth.

Anonymous said...

This is what those cute little "Hamas mouse" fans look like when they grow up.

A reveler donned the mouse ears...and Disney's Gay Days never quite recovered from the bad publicity.