Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Nice Cups

1. "Here at the Kris Draper Center for Unplanned Teen Pregnancies, our goal is helping unwed mothers get their start."

2. "Lunar swirlage? Is that, like, when you flush a used tampon?"

3. "When shall we three meet again/In thunder, lightning, or in the ladies room at Joe Louis?"

4. "Well, we've got a lusty working class type for Monica, an underage boy-toy for Debra, but I don't think we'll ever find a face painter to suit Jennifer's fetish. Black guys just don't dig hockey."

5. "Sorry, but it takes more than wearing sports jerseys to make you a butch lesbian. Go out and get yourselves mullets."

Super-Best of Chrees
The Cameron Frye fan club prepares for their annual meeting...

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Senator Clinton, your order of wings is here..."

Best of The Man
The young communists thought the Red Wings were a sympathetic pilot's union.

Best of The Man
The logo for the Red Wings is a metaphor for all the people packing their crap and moving out of Michigan as fast as possible.

Best of Submariner
Now that wasn't nice at all. Most of us LEFT the crap when we moved out...

Best of jeff
"Yes, we're the new Red Wings front line... we've taken down a lot more guys than the old one!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"That nice Mr. Wolfowitz promised us great jobs in the front office."

Source: News of Detroit
Yes, I'm Still Bummed!

21 comments:

Dickey Swollenz said...

In the sequel to "A Fistful Of Yen"* the threat "Take him to Detroit" didn't hold much weight.

*(A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production)

Capt. Queeg said...

"Senator Clinton, your order of wings is here..."

WV:sssbufl

Submariner said...

On the other hand, a visit to Livonia doesn't seem so bad...

Submariner said...

Wonder if they'd like to see my octopus impression?

The Man said...

With the Red Wings season over, we can now look forward to the Tigers choking.

Submariner said...

So let me get this straight; their PADS have wings?

The Man said...

The young communists thought the Red Wings were a sympathetic pilot's union.

Submariner said...

They can come right over and hang those up in my closet next to my #19, and we'll have to find a way to console ourselves...

The Man said...

The logo for the Red Wings is a metaphor for all the people packing their crap and moving out of Michigan as fast as possible.

Submariner said...

The Man said...
The logo for the Red Wings is a metaphor for all the people packing their crap and moving out of Michigan as fast as possible.


Now that wasn't nice at all. Most of us LEFT the crap when we moved out...

Submariner said...

And I always thought it was a jet engine, head on, sucking in a Duck...



That thought made me feel better after this series...

Jack Reacher said...

"Dude, we got these jerseys for 75% off! We also picked up some Kerry/Edwards t-shirts really cheap, at the same table!"

Chrees said...

The Cameron Frye fan club prepares for their annual meeting...

curly said...

Curly, misunderstood again, was pained to hear "We're ready for our three-on-one puck practice".

curly said...

"Sure we love Al Gore. After all, he invented the hockey net!"

jeff said...

"Yes, we're the new Red Wings front line... we've taken down a lot more guys than the old one!"

Double the U said...

Awww our little girls are growing up, they have reached puberty and have their red wings.

Jack Reacher said...

"That nice Mr. Wolfowitz promised us great jobs in the front office."

jeff said...

"Yes, we're all on our period - how did you know?"

Rodney Dill said...

Hat Trick -- Detwat style

Submariner said...

What my entertainment plans for the intermissions involved (the third in case of overtime).