1. Lindsey Lohan's downward spiral accelerates.
2. "My mom? That couldn't be my mom. My mom was killed in a tragic luge accident. I have no idea who that woman is."
3. Scenes from a Democrat "Policy Meeting": Obama sighed, "Never mind, Mikulski, you can keep my dashiki... and my crocs."
4. "I am the Goddess of Gaia... also, I teach fourth grade in the Seattle public schools."
5. "OK, one more lid and then we have to get back to our jobs fact-checking at The New Republic."
♫ You can do anything that you wanna do, but honey lay off of my blue recycled plastic, Walmart rejected, Chinese slave labor made, cornhole-me-now, welfare shoes. ♫
Ron Paul had a strong following at the Iowa Straw poll, however most of his supporters don't bathe... I mean vote.
When Steve Forbes finally came out of the closet, it was done boldly and with extreme prejudice.
Gargoyles gone wild!
Moments later, the Vogon began reading poetry and slayed the few blind crowd members that hadn't seen it dance.
The Lake Wobegon Effect only fed Edmund's complacency
She kept dancing because every few minutes Janet Reno would step forward to stuff $20 bills into her soiled underwear.
This is your brain on drugs. There had better not be any questions.
"We replaced Helen's normal skunk weed with our Folger's Choice Jamaican Wowie brand. Let's see how she reacts..."
Crowd: "Legalize it! Legalize it!"
Helen: "Yeah! Free Love!"
*pause*
Crowd: "Just say NO! Just say NO!"
That's the flimsiest chastity belt I've ever seen - and also the most superfluous one.
At least we can all be thankful that the rainbow javelin got the one behind her.
A challenger from the right wing of the Democratic Party today held a rally to announce her candidacy for Patty Murray's Senate seat.
Since Air America's fundraising scandal, Al Franken has had to work overtime.
Silky Pony channels Andrea Dworkin after trying some really good ganga.
"Eargh, it's back to the loch with ye, Nessie." Groundskeeper Willie.
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We will miss you, Leona Helmsley.
First, the writers of 24 add Janeane Garofalo now Moonbeam will be the CTU Director for Season 7.
Ok everyone strip, it's time for one of those artsy photos.
She held a sign that said "free love" but there were no buyers.
♫ You can do anything that you wanna do, but honey lay off of my blue recycled plastic, Walmart rejected, Chinese slave labor made, cornhole-me-now, welfare shoes. ♫
Ron Paul had a strong following at the Iowa Straw poll, however most of his supporters don't bathe... I mean vote.
When Steve Forbes finally came out of the closet, it was done boldly and with extreme prejudice.
Gargoyles gone wild!
Finding no takers, Pat broke camp and headed for Enumclaw.
"I live in a VAN down by the RIVER!"
Karl Rove has really let himself go after leaving the Bush administration.
♫
All you want to do is ride around Sully, ride, Sully, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sully, ride, Sully, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sully, ride, Sully, ride.
♫
Whoa - John Goodman has really let himself go.
Teddy the Whale; "Well, er, ah, if she was in the er, ah, back seat; would I er, ah, be able to get up the er, ah, speed to go off the Chappaquiddick?"
Soylent green is people? So what?
Suddenly, Greenpeace showed up and began circling her in their Zodiacs...
What the...? Did San Fran guy decide to inflate EVERY one of his parts this time?
Prough91's date practices for the prom dance competition.
Moments later, the Vogon began reading poetry and slayed the few blind crowd members that hadn't seen it dance.
The Lake Wobegon Effect only fed Edmund's complacency
♫
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...
♫
She kept dancing because every few minutes Janet Reno would step forward to stuff $20 bills into her soiled underwear.
This is your brain on drugs. There had better not be any questions.
My brother was my father but it didn't hurt me none...
Yearly KOS trots out the entertainment...
uuuuuhhhhhh - your uterus? DEFinitely your business!
Mary Jane was highly agitated because "men only want to use us for decorations!" but she REALLY lost it when SOTG suggested she was only fit to decorate the land-fill.
In Bayonne, NJ.
On a foggy night...
"Definitely... not... allowed..."
"Man Law?"
"MAN LAW!!!"
I am proud, DAMNED PROUD!, of the infinite insight of all these sick minds in that thread.
Somewhere I have a video of this. Must find and post.
Gerard said...
I am proud, DAMNED PROUD!, of the infinite insight of all these sick minds in that thread.
Somewhere I have a video of this. Must find and post.
Uhm... no thanks! lol ;)
Hmmm, I guess fat, drunk and stupid is a way to go through life.
"We replaced Helen's normal skunk weed with our Folger's Choice Jamaican Wowie brand. Let's see how she reacts..."
Huge Helen humps for hemp.
Crowd: "Legalize it! Legalize it!"
Helen: "Yeah! Free Love!"
*pause*
Crowd: "Just say NO! Just say NO!"
God help the poor cashier at the 7-11 when her munchie jones kicks in... again.
That's the flimsiest chastity belt I've ever seen - and also the most superfluous one.
At least we can all be thankful that the rainbow javelin got the one behind her.
"This is a good place for a Stick-Up."
AP - Berkeley, CA: The celebrity of Madonna and Harry Belafonte (pictured rear) was overshadowed this morning by the unexpected appearance of a flatulent, multi-colored walrus.
A powerful interpretive dance finally brings home the horrific consequences of Global Warming, with many Seattle residents hoping for a return to the old fog- and rainfilled days.
A challenger from the right wing of the Democratic Party today held a rally to announce her candidacy for Patty Murray's Senate seat.
Whoa - Babs Streisand has really let herself go!
Flabby middle-aged tranny in a Peyote-inspired dress... what could one possibly add to top this? Why, a pair of horribly clashing baby blue Crocs, that's what.
"Where's that cutel lil glacier? Papa's ready to get in touch!"
Since Air America's much ballyhooed
fundraising scandal, Al Franken has had to work overtime.
In “The KosFather”, ‘Sunny’ goes for a ride.
Okay, the Hempfest video is up over at my place. I only had a few seconds of our dancer, but every instant is pure gold.
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/006724.php
Smoke Weed and YOU, TOO Can be WAY COOL!
or
"Yah-arrgh...that's going to replace the whale in me nighmares!" Sea Captain McAllister -- the Simpsons
--furious
Silky Pony channels Andrea Dworkin after trying some really good ganga.
"Wow, somewhere along the way, I lost my surfboard."
And since we're using Simpsons' quotes: "Eargh, it's back to the loch with ye, Nessie." Groundskeeper Willie.
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