Tuesday, August 21, 2007

More Fun with Mary Jane

American Digest: Photos from a Seattle Hempfest


1. Lindsey Lohan's downward spiral accelerates.

2. "My mom? That couldn't be my mom. My mom was killed in a tragic luge accident. I have no idea who that woman is."

3. Scenes from a Democrat "Policy Meeting": Obama sighed, "Never mind, Mikulski, you can keep my dashiki... and my crocs."

4. "I am the Goddess of Gaia... also, I teach fourth grade in the Seattle public schools."

5. "OK, one more lid and then we have to get back to our jobs fact-checking at The New Republic."


♫ You can do anything that you wanna do, but honey lay off of my blue recycled plastic, Walmart rejected, Chinese slave labor made, cornhole-me-now, welfare shoes. ♫


Ron Paul had a strong following at the Iowa Straw poll, however most of his supporters don't bathe... I mean vote.


When Steve Forbes finally came out of the closet, it was done boldly and with extreme prejudice.


Gargoyles gone wild!


Moments later, the Vogon began reading poetry and slayed the few blind crowd members that hadn't seen it dance.


The Lake Wobegon Effect only fed Edmund's complacency


She kept dancing because every few minutes Janet Reno would step forward to stuff $20 bills into her soiled underwear.


This is your brain on drugs. There had better not be any questions.


"We replaced Helen's normal skunk weed with our Folger's Choice Jamaican Wowie brand. Let's see how she reacts..."


Crowd: "Legalize it! Legalize it!"
Helen: "Yeah! Free Love!"
*pause*
Crowd: "Just say NO! Just say NO!"


That's the flimsiest chastity belt I've ever seen - and also the most superfluous one.


At least we can all be thankful that the rainbow javelin got the one behind her.


A challenger from the right wing of the Democratic Party today held a rally to announce her candidacy for Patty Murray's Senate seat.


Since Air America's fundraising scandal, Al Franken has had to work overtime.


Silky Pony channels Andrea Dworkin after trying some really good ganga.


"Eargh, it's back to the loch with ye, Nessie." Groundskeeper Willie.


50 comments:

curly said...

We will miss you, Leona Helmsley.

The Man said...

First, the writers of 24 add Janeane Garofalo now Moonbeam will be the CTU Director for Season 7.

The Man said...

Ok everyone strip, it's time for one of those artsy photos.

The Man said...

She held a sign that said "free love" but there were no buyers.

curly said...

♫ You can do anything that you wanna do, but honey lay off of my blue recycled plastic, Walmart rejected, Chinese slave labor made, cornhole-me-now, welfare shoes. ♫

The Man said...

Ron Paul had a strong following at the Iowa Straw poll, however most of his supporters don't bathe... I mean vote.

curly said...

When Steve Forbes finally came out of the closet, it was done boldly and with extreme prejudice.

curly said...

Gargoyles gone wild!

curly said...

Finding no takers, Pat broke camp and headed for Enumclaw.

Jonathan said...

"I live in a VAN down by the RIVER!"

Rodney Dill said...

Karl Rove has really let himself go after leaving the Bush administration.

Rodney Dill said...


All you want to do is ride around Sully, ride, Sully, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sully, ride, Sully, ride.
All you want to do is ride around Sully, ride, Sully, ride.

Submariner said...

Whoa - John Goodman has really let himself go.

Submariner said...

Teddy the Whale; "Well, er, ah, if she was in the er, ah, back seat; would I er, ah, be able to get up the er, ah, speed to go off the Chappaquiddick?"

Submariner said...

Soylent green is people? So what?

Submariner said...

Suddenly, Greenpeace showed up and began circling her in their Zodiacs...

Submariner said...

What the...? Did San Fran guy decide to inflate EVERY one of his parts this time?

Submariner said...

Prough91's date practices for the prom dance competition.

Submariner said...

Moments later, the Vogon began reading poetry and slayed the few blind crowd members that hadn't seen it dance.

Rodney Dill said...

The Lake Wobegon Effect only fed Edmund's complacency

Rodney Dill said...


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

Van Helsing said...

She kept dancing because every few minutes Janet Reno would step forward to stuff $20 bills into her soiled underwear.

jeff said...

This is your brain on drugs. There had better not be any questions.

Submariner said...

My brother was my father but it didn't hurt me none...

Submariner said...

Yearly KOS trots out the entertainment...

Submariner said...

uuuuuhhhhhh - your uterus? DEFinitely your business!

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Mary Jane was highly agitated because "men only want to use us for decorations!" but she REALLY lost it when SOTG suggested she was only fit to decorate the land-fill.
In Bayonne, NJ.
On a foggy night...

Rodney Dill said...

"Definitely... not... allowed..."
"Man Law?"
"MAN LAW!!!"

Gerard said...

I am proud, DAMNED PROUD!, of the infinite insight of all these sick minds in that thread.

Somewhere I have a video of this. Must find and post.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gerard said...
I am proud, DAMNED PROUD!, of the infinite insight of all these sick minds in that thread.

Somewhere I have a video of this. Must find and post.


Uhm... no thanks! lol ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hmmm, I guess fat, drunk and stupid is a way to go through life.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We replaced Helen's normal skunk weed with our Folger's Choice Jamaican Wowie brand. Let's see how she reacts..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Huge Helen humps for hemp.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Crowd: "Legalize it! Legalize it!"
Helen: "Yeah! Free Love!"
*pause*
Crowd: "Just say NO! Just say NO!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

God help the poor cashier at the 7-11 when her munchie jones kicks in... again.

David Simon said...

That's the flimsiest chastity belt I've ever seen - and also the most superfluous one.

Son Of The Godfather said...

At least we can all be thankful that the rainbow javelin got the one behind her.

David Simon said...

"This is a good place for a Stick-Up."

Son Of The Godfather said...

AP - Berkeley, CA: The celebrity of Madonna and Harry Belafonte (pictured rear) was overshadowed this morning by the unexpected appearance of a flatulent, multi-colored walrus.

Anonymous said...

A powerful interpretive dance finally brings home the horrific consequences of Global Warming, with many Seattle residents hoping for a return to the old fog- and rainfilled days.

Jay Guevara said...

A challenger from the right wing of the Democratic Party today held a rally to announce her candidacy for Patty Murray's Senate seat.

Submariner said...

Whoa - Babs Streisand has really let herself go!

Frank_IBC said...

Flabby middle-aged tranny in a Peyote-inspired dress... what could one possibly add to top this? Why, a pair of horribly clashing baby blue Crocs, that's what.

SnarkyOne said...

"Where's that cutel lil glacier? Papa's ready to get in touch!"


Since Air America's much ballyhooed
fundraising scandal, Al Franken has had to work overtime.

curly said...

In “The KosFather”, ‘Sunny’ goes for a ride.

Gerard said...

Okay, the Hempfest video is up over at my place. I only had a few seconds of our dancer, but every instant is pure gold.

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/006724.php

Anonymous said...

Smoke Weed and YOU, TOO Can be WAY COOL!

or

"Yah-arrgh...that's going to replace the whale in me nighmares!" Sea Captain McAllister -- the Simpsons

--furious

Submariner said...

Silky Pony channels Andrea Dworkin after trying some really good ganga.

Kaptain said...

"Wow, somewhere along the way, I lost my surfboard."

And since we're using Simpsons' quotes: "Eargh, it's back to the loch with ye, Nessie." Groundskeeper Willie.