Saturday, May 19, 2007

McCHUD


1. Corporate Marketing Failures: McDonald's Hannibal movie tie-in Happy Meals.

2. Bet you regret asking what meat was in a McRib now.

3. Send in... the clowns, those zombie, flesh-eating clowns.

4. How many band names can you spot? Insane Clown Posse. Cannibal Corpse. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Pennywise, Fine Young Cannibals...

5. More things Eric Cartman sees whenever he closes his eyes.

Best of Double the U
Even Ronald would eat his own arm before he would eat at McDonalds .

Best of prince of leaves
The new Special Edition of the "Blair Witch Project" comes with the original ending, judged too disturbing (and potentially actionable) to show in theaters.

Best of prince of leaves
If you thought Michael's Neverland Ranch was bad, wait until you see Ronald's Neverseenagain Ranch.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Would you like to supersize that for 79 cents more?"

Best of Rodney Dill
So that's where the special sauce comes from.

Best of curly
"You were a rude, thoughtless little pig."

Best of Submariner
Let's put it this way - If he'd a been FAST, he WOULDN'T a been FOOD...

Best of Submariner
ORA: Snake Plissken hated seeing what Beverly Hills had become.

Best of Submariner
Nothing left but wings and legs again! How come I never the thighs or breasts?

Best of Submariner
Appears they finally opened a McBurger Hut in Gaza...

Best of the paperboy
I can sell these left over collectible Halloween drink cup sets on eBay and make a fortune!

Best of Rodney Dill
Rozerem: Your dreams miss you... However, your drug induced nightmares want you to eat the warm flesh of your victims.

Best of Submariner
"What Went Down in the Superdome" - a documentary by Michael Moore.

Timmeh!

34 comments:

Double the U said...

Even Ronald would eat his own arm before he would eat at McDonalds .

prince of leaves said...

The new Special Edition of the "Blair Witch Project" comes with the original ending, judged too disturbing (and potentially actionable) to show in theaters.

prince of leaves said...

"You want fries with that?"

prince of leaves said...

If you thought Michael's Neverland Ranch was bad, wait until you see Ronald's Neverseenagain Ranch.

prince of leaves said...

Police make an unsettling discovery in the crawlspace at the Ronald McDonald House.

Jack Reacher said...

"Would you like to supersize that for 79 cents more?"

Passionate Conservative said...

Jonathan Coulton comes to mind. Google it. On his website, listen to Re: Your Brains.

Double the U said...

The PETA protesters who dress up like Ronald McDonald to protest McDonalds had a very dark side.

Rodney Dill said...

So that's where the special sauce comes from.

Rodney Dill said...

Parts is parts.

Double the U said...

And they say an animal will never bite the hand that feeds it.

curly said...

"You were a rude, thoughtless little pig."

Submariner said...

The appetiser?
Brraaaaiiinnnnss!

Submariner said...

Look, all I did was tell the Burger King to "Lend me a hand..."

Submariner said...

Oh yeah? Well, Kentucky fry THIS!

Rodney Dill said...

McDracula

Submariner said...

Thank goodness the photo wasn't of the "sesame seeded buns..."

Van Helsing said...

Forced to live on a diet of McDonalds for years, Ronald finally snapped and went gastronomically insane.

Submariner said...

Let's put it this way - If he'd a been FAST, he WOULDN'T a been FOOD...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Snake hated seeing what Beverly Hills had become.

Submariner said...

Nothing left but wings and legs again! How come I never the thighs or breasts?

Submariner said...

Appears they finally opened a McBurger Hut in Gaza...

the paperboy said...

brains... fried... on coke... with that, sir?

the paperboy said...

I can sell these left over collectible Halloween drink cup sets on eBay and make a fortune!

the paperboy said...

I found Jimmy Hoffa!

Rodney Dill said...

Rozerem: Your dreams miss you... However, your drug induced nightmares want you to eat the warm flesh of your victims.

Submariner said...

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty...

Submariner said...

Tonight on a very special E! True Story:
"What Went Down in the Superdome"
Sponsored by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Ray Nagin and the New York Times.

sonicfrog said...

I finished him off in one sitting - Mac wasn't so big after all.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Ever wondered why the woman who sued McDonald's mysteriously disappeared?

Ever wonder why there has been no sequel to "Super Size Me"?

Ever wonder why no-one else has sue the company???

Well, now we know why!

sonicfrog said...

Brings whole new meaning to the claim "Over One Billion Served", doesn't it!

sonicfrog said...

♫ Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there's no one around. ♫

sonicfrog said...

McSoilent Green!