1. Corporate Marketing Failures: McDonald's Hannibal movie tie-in Happy Meals.
2. Bet you regret asking what meat was in a McRib now.
3. Send in... the clowns, those zombie, flesh-eating clowns.
4. How many band names can you spot? Insane Clown Posse. Cannibal Corpse. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Pennywise, Fine Young Cannibals...
5. More things Eric Cartman sees whenever he closes his eyes.
Best of Double the U
Even Ronald would eat his own arm before he would eat at McDonalds .
Best of prince of leaves
The new Special Edition of the "Blair Witch Project" comes with the original ending, judged too disturbing (and potentially actionable) to show in theaters.
Best of prince of leaves
If you thought Michael's Neverland Ranch was bad, wait until you see Ronald's Neverseenagain Ranch.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Would you like to supersize that for 79 cents more?"
Best of Rodney Dill
So that's where the special sauce comes from.
Best of curly
"You were a rude, thoughtless little pig."
Best of Submariner
Let's put it this way - If he'd a been FAST, he WOULDN'T a been FOOD...
Best of Submariner
ORA: Snake Plissken hated seeing what Beverly Hills had become.
Best of Submariner
Nothing left but wings and legs again! How come I never the thighs or breasts?
Best of Submariner
Appears they finally opened a McBurger Hut in Gaza...
Best of the paperboy
I can sell these left over collectible Halloween drink cup sets on eBay and make a fortune!
Best of Rodney Dill
Rozerem: Your dreams miss you... However, your drug induced nightmares want you to eat the warm flesh of your victims.
Best of Submariner
"What Went Down in the Superdome" - a documentary by Michael Moore.
Timmeh!
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Even Ronald would eat his own arm before he would eat at McDonalds .
The new Special Edition of the "Blair Witch Project" comes with the original ending, judged too disturbing (and potentially actionable) to show in theaters.
"You want fries with that?"
If you thought Michael's Neverland Ranch was bad, wait until you see Ronald's Neverseenagain Ranch.
Police make an unsettling discovery in the crawlspace at the Ronald McDonald House.
"Would you like to supersize that for 79 cents more?"
Jonathan Coulton comes to mind. Google it. On his website, listen to Re: Your Brains.
The PETA protesters who dress up like Ronald McDonald to protest McDonalds had a very dark side.
So that's where the special sauce comes from.
Parts is parts.
And they say an animal will never bite the hand that feeds it.
"You were a rude, thoughtless little pig."
The appetiser?
Brraaaaiiinnnnss!
Look, all I did was tell the Burger King to "Lend me a hand..."
Oh yeah? Well, Kentucky fry THIS!
McDracula
Thank goodness the photo wasn't of the "sesame seeded buns..."
Forced to live on a diet of McDonalds for years, Ronald finally snapped and went gastronomically insane.
Let's put it this way - If he'd a been FAST, he WOULDN'T a been FOOD...
ORA:
Snake hated seeing what Beverly Hills had become.
Nothing left but wings and legs again! How come I never the thighs or breasts?
Appears they finally opened a McBurger Hut in Gaza...
brains... fried... on coke... with that, sir?
I can sell these left over collectible Halloween drink cup sets on eBay and make a fortune!
I found Jimmy Hoffa!
Rozerem: Your dreams miss you... However, your drug induced nightmares want you to eat the warm flesh of your victims.
When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty...
Tonight on a very special E! True Story:
"What Went Down in the Superdome"
Sponsored by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Ray Nagin and the New York Times.
I finished him off in one sitting - Mac wasn't so big after all.
Ever wondered why the woman who sued McDonald's mysteriously disappeared?
Ever wonder why there has been no sequel to "Super Size Me"?
Ever wonder why no-one else has sue the company???
Well, now we know why!
Brings whole new meaning to the claim "Over One Billion Served", doesn't it!
♫ Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there's no one around. ♫
McSoilent Green!
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