1. "Hey, I've never come this way before." "It's the cobblestones."
2. Greyhound Rescue --- Enumclaw Division.
3. No, it's not Andy Sullivan. You can tell because the leather muzzle, harness, and collar are on the wrong one.
4. The really dysfunctional part was that Jason was humming the theme to CHiPs and thinking of Erik Estrada ... while cornholing his dog in S&M bondage gear riding on a motorcyle.
5. The safety word is "Alpo."
Best of Jack Reacher
While Gallant took his dog "to the park," Goofus took his dog "to park." Tragically, the difference didn't become clear until after SPCA intervention.
Best of The Man
Jerry misunderstood his biker pal's comments. The bitch goes on the back of the bike.
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And now, an adult remake of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
Best of Submariner
When Andrew said he was going to "take a greyhound," I thought he was gonna ride the bus...
Best of Submariner
I muzzle him for better aerodynamic trajectory when I break hard to launch.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I thought it was the Dauschunds that were referred to as "weiner dogs"...
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Shaggy had a wide view of what constituted a "Scooby Snack."
:-P John Schneider
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While Gallant took his dog "to the park," Goofus took his dog "to park." Tragically, the difference didn't become clear until after SPCA intervention.
Thought balloon above dog: "I wish someone would remove this growth from my ass."
I wear a harness on my wiener too!
Jerry misunderstood his biker pal's comments. The bitch goes on the back of the bike.
And now, an adult remake of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
When Andrew said he was going to "take a greyhound," I thought he was gonna ride the bus...
When Bruce said Dick could take the bat-cycle out for a spin, he thought "What could it hurt?" Then he saw the photos in the society pages the naext day...
I muzzle him for better aerodynamic trajectory when I break hard to launch.
Well, you see; now it only USED to be a long, lonesome highway...
When Billy received his new plates, at first everyone just naturally assumed "I FK K9S" meant he dated ugly chicks.
mornin' Sub!
I thought it was the Dauschunds that were referred to as "weiner dogs"...
One squirrel-crossing away from Billy picking asphalt out of his knee and elbow wounds.
I always thougth screwing the pooch was just a figure of speech.
I always thought the joke was "What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer - a doberman." Looks like I had it backwards?
back atcha mi amigo. I just got off a conference call with DC and NEEDED some Cap This! humor to balance it.
Usually the bitch rides on the back
Don't laugh, it has a muzzle on and it *is* the alarm system.
The young, effeminate ad executive on the Harley D account was stunned to learn that the summer theme was Ride Your Hog not Ride Your Dog. All he could think was, "Eeewwwww".
Man's best friend indeed ...
"Roooby Rooooooooo!"
Shaggy had a wide view of what constituted a "Scooby Snack."
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