Friday, June 15, 2007

Kinky Bikers and Their Dogs


1. "Hey, I've never come this way before." "It's the cobblestones."

2. Greyhound Rescue --- Enumclaw Division.

3. No, it's not Andy Sullivan. You can tell because the leather muzzle, harness, and collar are on the wrong one.

4. The really dysfunctional part was that Jason was humming the theme to CHiPs and thinking of Erik Estrada ... while cornholing his dog in S&M bondage gear riding on a motorcyle.

5. The safety word is "Alpo."

Best of Jack Reacher
While Gallant took his dog "to the park," Goofus took his dog "to park." Tragically, the difference didn't become clear until after SPCA intervention.

Best of The Man
Jerry misunderstood his biker pal's comments. The bitch goes on the back of the bike.

Best of divine miss m
And now, an adult remake of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Best of Submariner
When Andrew said he was going to "take a greyhound," I thought he was gonna ride the bus...

Best of Submariner
I muzzle him for better aerodynamic trajectory when I break hard to launch.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I thought it was the Dauschunds that were referred to as "weiner dogs"...

Best of rebecca
Shaggy had a wide view of what constituted a "Scooby Snack."


:-P John Schneider

19 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

While Gallant took his dog "to the park," Goofus took his dog "to park." Tragically, the difference didn't become clear until after SPCA intervention.

Whacko said...

Thought balloon above dog: "I wish someone would remove this growth from my ass."

sonicfrog said...

I wear a harness on my wiener too!

The Man said...

Jerry misunderstood his biker pal's comments. The bitch goes on the back of the bike.

divine miss m said...

And now, an adult remake of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Submariner said...

When Andrew said he was going to "take a greyhound," I thought he was gonna ride the bus...

Submariner said...

When Bruce said Dick could take the bat-cycle out for a spin, he thought "What could it hurt?" Then he saw the photos in the society pages the naext day...

Submariner said...

I muzzle him for better aerodynamic trajectory when I break hard to launch.

Submariner said...

Well, you see; now it only USED to be a long, lonesome highway...

Son Of The Godfather said...

When Billy received his new plates, at first everyone just naturally assumed "I FK K9S" meant he dated ugly chicks.

mornin' Sub!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought it was the Dauschunds that were referred to as "weiner dogs"...

Son Of The Godfather said...

One squirrel-crossing away from Billy picking asphalt out of his knee and elbow wounds.

Anonymous said...

I always thougth screwing the pooch was just a figure of speech.

Submariner said...

I always thought the joke was "What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer - a doberman." Looks like I had it backwards?


back atcha mi amigo. I just got off a conference call with DC and NEEDED some Cap This! humor to balance it.

Chrees said...

Usually the bitch rides on the back

Double the U said...

Don't laugh, it has a muzzle on and it *is* the alarm system.

Rebecca said...

The young, effeminate ad executive on the Harley D account was stunned to learn that the summer theme was Ride Your Hog not Ride Your Dog. All he could think was, "Eeewwwww".

Rebecca said...

Man's best friend indeed ...

rebecca said...

"Roooby Rooooooooo!"

Shaggy had a wide view of what constituted a "Scooby Snack."