Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Kate moss flees her natural predators
1. Police remain baffled as to what set off Chicago Shoe Salesman Al Bundy's three state killing spree.
2. "Well, maybe if you two buffaloes had laid off the 'are you gonna finish that?' at Cracker Barrel, we could have made it to Old Navy before Dawn looted the good stuff."
3. ORA: "So, where is this Raxacoricofallapatorius you're taking me too? Is it a nightclub. They damn well better have some smack."
4. "The three of us average out to approximately one Margaret Cho."
5. ORA: "OK, Now all we need is some Baby Ruth bars and we're ready for the John Waters Film Festival."
Best of curly
“If we catch her we get to eat her!”
Best of the paperboy
Loony Tunes rehash of Roadrunner runs a pilot as four pigs wrestling in two gunny sacks chasing Roadrunner.
Best of Double the U
Hi Kate, we really like you... we think your great Kate, hey that rhymed...can we get your autograph Kate...we like your boyfriends music to, and your my favorite model Kate...both Suzie and I think so don't you Sue...can we get a picture with you Kate...we are going to stop at the Cheese Cake Factory for dinner would you come with us Kate...we think it would be so cool to eat with you Kate...we will pay... hey slow down Kate...can you just sign my purse....none of our other friends will believe we saw Kate Moss...this is so cool for us Kate...you are so great Kate, (snicker) I made it rhyme again... bet you get that all the time Kate...can we get just a picture please....
Best of CJ
Misery 2: The Evil Clone of Annie Wilkes
Best of Jay Guevara
Kate's yards per carry went up dramatically after the addition of two flanking linemen to block for her.
Best of Zeke
In the constantly evolving war of the paparazzi, actors struck back by surrounding themselves with people that shouldn't be in magazines.
Best of Dickey Swollenz
There you have it. The explanation for the global shortage of nylon
Best of Rodney Dill
Sorta reminds ya of Twinkies, the center is the only part anyone is interested in eating.
Best of divine miss m
Heroin chic meets Hostess chic.