Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Kate moss flees her natural predators


1. Police remain baffled as to what set off Chicago Shoe Salesman Al Bundy's three state killing spree.

2. "Well, maybe if you two buffaloes had laid off the 'are you gonna finish that?' at Cracker Barrel, we could have made it to Old Navy before Dawn looted the good stuff."

3. ORA: "So, where is this Raxacoricofallapatorius you're taking me too? Is it a nightclub. They damn well better have some smack."

4. "The three of us average out to approximately one Margaret Cho."

5. ORA: "OK, Now all we need is some Baby Ruth bars and we're ready for the John Waters Film Festival."

Best of curly
“If we catch her we get to eat her!”

Best of the paperboy
Loony Tunes rehash of Roadrunner runs a pilot as four pigs wrestling in two gunny sacks chasing Roadrunner.

Best of Double the U
Hi Kate, we really like you... we think your great Kate, hey that rhymed...can we get your autograph Kate...we like your boyfriends music to, and your my favorite model Kate...both Suzie and I think so don't you Sue...can we get a picture with you Kate...we are going to stop at the Cheese Cake Factory for dinner would you come with us Kate...we think it would be so cool to eat with you Kate...we will pay... hey slow down Kate...can you just sign my purse....none of our other friends will believe we saw Kate Moss...this is so cool for us Kate...you are so great Kate, (snicker) I made it rhyme again... bet you get that all the time Kate...can we get just a picture please....

Best of CJ
Misery 2: The Evil Clone of Annie Wilkes

Best of Jay Guevara
Kate's yards per carry went up dramatically after the addition of two flanking linemen to block for her.

Best of Zeke
In the constantly evolving war of the paparazzi, actors struck back by surrounding themselves with people that shouldn't be in magazines.

Best of Dickey Swollenz
There you have it. The explanation for the global shortage of nylon

Best of Rodney Dill
Sorta reminds ya of Twinkies, the center is the only part anyone is interested in eating.

Best of divine miss m
Heroin chic meets Hostess chic.

Timmeh!

21 comments:

curly said...

“If we catch her we get to eat her!”

Silhouette said...

"It's round on the ends and high in the middle.
It's O-hi-o!"

jeff said...

"I keep telling you girls, just do the coke and you'll be as thin as me!"

the doyle said...

"A-muck, a-muck, a-muck"

the paperboy said...

Loony Tunes rehash of Roadrunner runs a pilot as four pigs wrestling in two gunny sacks chasing Roadrunner.

Double the U said...

Hi Kate, we really like you... we think your great Kate, hey that rhymed...can we get your autograph Kate...we like your boyfriends music to, and your my favorite model Kate...both Suzie and I think so don't you Sue...can we get a picture with you Kate...we are going to stop at the Cheese Cake Factory for dinner would you come with us Kate...we think it would be so cool to eat with you Kate...we will pay... hey slow down Kate...can you just sign my purse....none of our other friends will believe we saw Kate Moss...this is so cool for us Kate...you are so great Kate, (snicker) I made it rhyme again... bet you get that all the time Kate...can we get just a picture please....

Jay Guevara said...

Kate's yards per carry went up dramatically after the addition of two flanking linemen to block for her.

Zeke said...

In the constantly evolving war of the paparazzi, actors struck back by surrounding themselves with people that shouldn't be in magazines.

Zeke said...

Kate Moss stays skinny by feeding all her food to her two "weight Guards"

metalgarth said...

I'm sure there's a good Kentucky Fried Movie caption for this picture, but it's obvious that certain people have been taking "Fried" way too seriously in life.

verification word: yowoi

Lyn Perry said...

Kate Moss, the fraternal triplet.

Zeke said...

Meet the ancestors of House Harkonen

Lyn Perry said...

So Sis, I was telling mom about your experience with liposuction... Buffy and I want to give it a try.

Dickey Swollenz said...

There you have it. The explanation for the global shortage of nylon

Rodney Dill said...

Sorta reminds ya of Twinkies, the center is the only part anyone is interested in eating.

the paperboy said...

Gosh, with all that friction from all that nylon rubbing together, no wonder there's global warming.

Mo K said...

Further proof that feet don't gain weight.

(Maybe it's the shoes, but Kate's ironically look the largest, in proportion.)

Jack Reacher said...

"You should try pink nylons, Kate. They're really slimming."

"So, since we got fired by the Bush administration from our positions as U.S. attorneys, we were wondering if you can hook us up with a gig as a supermodel."

divine miss m said...

Heroin chic meets Hostess chic.

prince of leaves said...

Gal in pink, [making plunger sound as she walks]: "Y'know, they really need something with higher compression strength than asphalt here if we're going to walk around in stilettos."

sonicfrog said...

They have special mutant powers; they absorb and store all fat eaten by Kate Moss...