Monday, May 07, 2007

How Amusing


1. Real nice. Making fun of a bitter old queen. When are you guys gonna leave Andrew Sullivan alone?

2. "So, that's where he was when his laxative kicked in."

3. "That's right, bitch, I busted a cap in yo' peasant ass," sniffed the queen as she put her trusty Glock back into her purse.

4. Barney Frank guest stars on a very special CSI:Miami.

5. "Your highness, please stop spitting on the corpse."

Best of Double the U
I am sure you will like this your Majesty, Mark here on the ground will be playing Dodi Al-Fayed, Cindy behind the desk will be playing the Princess and Mary with the camera will be playing the paparazzi...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey Queenie, there's no pushing during the Limbo."

Best of Silhouette
"Cause of death appears to be a blunt sceptre-shaped object, and the wound is covered in crumpet crumbs. Frankly, I'm baffled."

Best of prince of leaves
"And that is why one shouldn't come to close to us when we are waving regally to well-wishers."

Best of prince of leaves
"He may be dead, but he's got a nice bum on him, don't 'e?"

Best of Cricket
'We've arranged the death of an anarchist for your benefit, Your Majesty.'

Best of Van Helsing
Nobody tries to shortchange Her Highness on a drug deal.

Timmeh!

18 comments:

Double the U said...

England gave us Shakespeare, and you embarrass America with this one act play crap. No wonder they make fun of us.

Double the U said...

Well you Highness, we have narrowed the cause of death down to two things, George Bush himself, or global warming.

Jack Reacher said...

Actors playing sperm cells attempt to fertilize an egg in a live-action version of "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex," produced for the queen's visit.

"Did I bet on the one in black pants? I rather hope not; he'll not be finishing this race."

nuts for tuna said...

The Queen visits HMS Methlab 'Victory', where she finds that her staff has, once again, been sampling the product....Lyndon LaRouche was right!

the doyle said...

Another witness to Princess Di's death in the tunnel mysteriously dies after eating packing peanuts.

Double the U said...

I am sure you will like this your Majesty, Mark here on the ground will be playing Dodi Al-Fayed, Cindy behind the desk will be playing the Princess and Mary with the camera will be playing the paparazzi...

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Queenie, there's no pushing during the Limbo."

sonicfrog said...

The Queen may not be above the law, but as you can clearly see, she does reside in a different segment of enforcement than you and I.

Anonymous said...

With saftey ever on their minds, Democrats put on "body condoms" before sticking their heads up each other's arses.

Steve O

Silhouette said...

"Cause of death appears to be a blunt sceptre-shaped object, and the wound is covered in crumpet crumbs. Frankly, I'm baffled."

prince of leaves said...

"Yes, you may have evidence that I killed this random stranger in cold blood...but *I* have sovereign immunity."

prince of leaves said...

"And that is why one shouldn't come to close to us when we are waving regally to well-wishers."

prince of leaves said...

"His blood was completely drained, and there are marks on his neck and torso that look like they were made by a giant lizard, you say? Hmm...imagine that."

prince of leaves said...

Queen's thought bubble: "Damned no-good heir to the throne...always leaving his dead funboys lying around where commoners can find them."

prince of leaves said...

"He may be dead, but he's got a nice bum on him, don't 'e?"

Cricket said...

'We've arranged the death of an anarchist for your benefit, Your Majesty.'

'We caught him doctoring the horses before the Derby.'

Van Helsing said...

Nobody tries to shortchange Her Highness on a drug deal.

curly said...

“I’m sorry he passed on, but he was a Royal pain in the a$$ anyway.”

“Darn, looks like we need to hire another Royal food tester.”

“Get up, you French sissy! The way you fake death whenever a German walks into the room is becoming annoying.”