1. "Herro, Rogan. Enjoying Rast Day, Caplicorn 21? You leady for Calousel?"
2. Bill Clinton sends out for Chinese.
3. Lindsey Lohan stumbled out of her bungalow at Betty Ford and wondered why the two giant white lizards were whispering, "Humngous Srut" behind her back.
4. "I'm sick and tired of being called a 'f**king gook!' You give Senator McCain his enema."
5. Bill Clinton shook his head. "Changed my mind, ladies. I'm in more of a Japanese schoolgirl frame of mind... with a whip."
Best of Submariner
I'm Fred and this here's Stanley. We're just further along in the process than those sari boys...
Best of Jack Reacher
"Smile, Mom! That Wolfowitz guy can probably get us both jobs if we play our cards right."
Best of The Man
Hillary's staffers knew what she meant when she claimed to have "yellow fever"
8 comments:
YOURS REALY DOE'S GO SIDEWAYS?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A ROUND EYE MYTH
I'd rather have 'cream of sum yung gi' than 'gui chick' any day of the week
I'm Fred and this here's Stanley. We're just further along in the process than those sari boys...
"Sure, we'll love you long time, and we're going to run off some pirated DVDs while we're here."
"Smile, Mom! That Wolfowitz guy can probably get us both jobs if we play our cards right."
You no like me, Joe? No?
How 'bout my daughter? No?
If you funny boy, my son behind us...
Rice wine enema for all our patients.
Hillary's staffers knew what she meant when she claimed to have "yellow fever"
1. "Herro, Rogan. Enjoying Rast Day, Caplicorn 21? You leady for Calousel?"
OMG! Esoteric Logan's Run quotes for the win!! NICE!
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