1. "John Mark Karr, put down that issue of Highlights and get in the tub with me!"
2. "Still not clean enough? OK, Senator Clinton, you can lather me up again. It must be terrible having OCD."
3. "And then I bottle my bathwater and sell in on eBay for $30 a bottle."
4. "Why are you so disappointed, Sully? I said we were going to a bath house, and here we are."
5. Find the Soap was the biggest ratings smash in the history of the Fox network.
Best of Zeke
It's the look they give you, before you put the lid on the steamer that is the hardest to live with.
Best of A. Weasel
So... um...what does that cord go to?
Best of Frank_IBC
"What do you mean, the hose in the background is not to the hand-held shower? I mean, what else could it be connected to? Ha ha... let's have a look-see here, why it's connected... {pause} to an... {GULP} AN ENEMA BAG!!! RUNAWAY!!!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
NOW I understand why you don't wanna throw the babe out with the bathwater...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
*sigh*... I can see the advantages to being a "Submariner" ;)
Best of Jack Reacher
Goofus hopped in the tub and had wild crazy sex with her, while Gallant...well, he did, too.
Best of prince of leaves
"I need a big, strapping young plumber to snake my drain...do you think you're up to it?"
Best of Submariner
I'm dressed this way because Subby prefers his wet T-shirt contestants without any T-shirts...
Best of Submariner
Let's just say that "Bath Night in Enumclaw" don't look quite this good.
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Caption This! lives up to its reputation as being one of the cleanest blogs on the net
"Bathe her and bring her to me"
No butts about it, Caption This! is the best blog on the net
It's the look they give you, before you put the lid on the steamer that is the hardest to live with.
So... um...what does that cord go to?
NOW I understand why you don't wanna throw the babe out with the bathwater...
*sigh*... I can see the advantages to being a "Submariner" ;)
Honey?... I don't know why you're bothering to take a bath when I'm just gonna soil you again...
Hi, Jean!
Get it?... Never mind, it was a stretch anyway. heh
I am embarrassed to admit the following to my fellow V the K captioners...
Yes, the water is not clear.
Yes, I am responsible.
"What do you mean, the hose in the background is not to the hand-held shower? I mean, what else could it be connected to? Ha ha... let's have a look-see here, why it's connected... {pause} to an... {GULP} AN ENEMA BAG!!! RUNAWAY!!!"
Oh, you missed a spot. No, don't worry; I'll take care of it.
Goofus hopped in the tub and had wild crazy sex with her, while Gallant...well, he did, too.
WOW, how does she get her back to bend like that? Think I'll try and.... OUCH, CRAP! MEDIC!!!
How mommies stay in this kind of shape: "Oh, the doorbell. That must be my baby!".
“See my bathtime videos at YouTub.com.”
“Of course I’ld be honored to pop your queef bubbles with my teeth, dear.”
My labia luffa – my business.
“Let’s go for it; I’m finally wet.”
Sorry, I can’t think of any dirty jokes about a pretty gal soaking in a bathtub.
"I need a big, strapping young plumber to snake my drain...do you think you're up to it?"
I'm dressed this way because Subby prefers his wet T-shirt contestants without any T-shirts...
Let's just say that "Bath Night in Enumclaw" don't look quite this good.
Bath Bum:
What a piece of performance art!
Which Clinton am I interning for again?
So I casually said "Kobe. I'm open." Now I'm washing as a result...
Why, Subby! That's a very BIG snorkle...
Da-amn, Miss M! I LOVE it when you wash off your mud suit...
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