Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hehheheh heheheh I Can See Her Butt Hehheheh


1. "John Mark Karr, put down that issue of Highlights and get in the tub with me!"

2. "Still not clean enough? OK, Senator Clinton, you can lather me up again. It must be terrible having OCD."

3. "And then I bottle my bathwater and sell in on eBay for $30 a bottle."

4. "Why are you so disappointed, Sully? I said we were going to a bath house, and here we are."

5. Find the Soap was the biggest ratings smash in the history of the Fox network.

Best of Zeke
It's the look they give you, before you put the lid on the steamer that is the hardest to live with.

Best of A. Weasel
So... um...what does that cord go to?

Best of Frank_IBC
"What do you mean, the hose in the background is not to the hand-held shower? I mean, what else could it be connected to? Ha ha... let's have a look-see here, why it's connected... {pause} to an... {GULP} AN ENEMA BAG!!! RUNAWAY!!!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
NOW I understand why you don't wanna throw the babe out with the bathwater...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
*sigh*... I can see the advantages to being a "Submariner" ;)

Best of Jack Reacher
Goofus hopped in the tub and had wild crazy sex with her, while Gallant...well, he did, too.

Best of prince of leaves
"I need a big, strapping young plumber to snake my drain...do you think you're up to it?"

Best of Submariner
I'm dressed this way because Subby prefers his wet T-shirt contestants without any T-shirts...

Best of Submariner
Let's just say that "Bath Night in Enumclaw" don't look quite this good.

28 comments:

Dickey Swollenz said...

Caption This! lives up to its reputation as being one of the cleanest blogs on the net

the doyle said...

"Bathe her and bring her to me"

metalgarth said...

No butts about it, Caption This! is the best blog on the net

Zeke said...

It's the look they give you, before you put the lid on the steamer that is the hardest to live with.

A. Weasel said...

So... um...what does that cord go to?

Son Of The Godfather said...

NOW I understand why you don't wanna throw the babe out with the bathwater...

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh*... I can see the advantages to being a "Submariner" ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Honey?... I don't know why you're bothering to take a bath when I'm just gonna soil you again...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hi, Jean!

Get it?... Never mind, it was a stretch anyway. heh

Son Of The Godfather said...

I am embarrassed to admit the following to my fellow V the K captioners...

Yes, the water is not clear.
Yes, I am responsible.

Frank_IBC said...

"What do you mean, the hose in the background is not to the hand-held shower? I mean, what else could it be connected to? Ha ha... let's have a look-see here, why it's connected... {pause} to an... {GULP} AN ENEMA BAG!!! RUNAWAY!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

Oh, you missed a spot. No, don't worry; I'll take care of it.

Jack Reacher said...

Goofus hopped in the tub and had wild crazy sex with her, while Gallant...well, he did, too.

sonicfrog said...

WOW, how does she get her back to bend like that? Think I'll try and.... OUCH, CRAP! MEDIC!!!

sonicfrog said...

How mommies stay in this kind of shape: "Oh, the doorbell. That must be my baby!".

curly said...

“See my bathtime videos at YouTub.com.”

curly said...

“Of course I’ld be honored to pop your queef bubbles with my teeth, dear.”

curly said...

My labia luffa – my business.

curly said...

“Let’s go for it; I’m finally wet.”

curly said...

Sorry, I can’t think of any dirty jokes about a pretty gal soaking in a bathtub.

prince of leaves said...

"I need a big, strapping young plumber to snake my drain...do you think you're up to it?"

Submariner said...

I'm dressed this way because Subby prefers his wet T-shirt contestants without any T-shirts...

Submariner said...

Let's just say that "Bath Night in Enumclaw" don't look quite this good.

Submariner said...

Bath Bum:
What a piece of performance art!

Submariner said...

Which Clinton am I interning for again?

Submariner said...

So I casually said "Kobe. I'm open." Now I'm washing as a result...

Submariner said...

Why, Subby! That's a very BIG snorkle...

Submariner said...

Da-amn, Miss M! I LOVE it when you wash off your mud suit...