Thursday, May 17, 2007

Gotta Like Boobs A Lot


1. "No, you idiot, it's not our 'BRAINS... BRAINS' people want."

2. If the hot alien chicks from Dude, Where's My Car mated with the Thermians from Galaxy Quest, the result would probably look something like this.

3. "Does the carpet match the drapes? What are you, an interior decorator? I thought this was a straight bar."

4. If that's not the face of a guy whose wang was hit hard by rangers, I don't know what is.

5. "You need to examine our headlights? Well, you don't look like a certified state motor vehicle inspector, but OK."

Best of divine miss m
Your grade school dance teacher would smack you both with her cane if she saw your posture now.

Best of the doyle
Transform and combine to create Boobatron.

20 comments:

The Man said...

No Mr. Clinton my parents were not angels.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

No Ms. Clinton, I don't want my eggs fertilized.

divine miss m said...

"Wow," mused Subby, "V the K found us two women so shapely they make Bo Derek look like Bo Diddley."

jeff said...

"It's our new workout program - like it?"

Anonymous said...

Once again, the reason guy's can't make eye contact is because boobies don't have eyes.

Dickey Swollenz said...

Does the carpet match the drapes? They look like the type that prefers Hardwood floors, if you catch my drift!

Submariner said...

What I did on my summer vacation...

Submariner said...

Your birthday Tuesday? We didn't know - how about a couple of "late presents?"

divine miss m said...

Your grade school dance teacher would smack you both with her cane if she saw your posture now.

the doyle said...

Transform and combine to create Boobatron.

Jack Reacher said...

"And our combined chest measurement equals our combined IQ."

Negative correlation: The bigger the breasts, the dumber men become.

Submariner said...

Wonder Twin powers; ACTIVATE!
Shape of cantaloupe twins!
Form of silicone bags!

Submariner said...

>jiggle< ">giggle<," >shake< ">giggle<"
OK, I'll buy you a Lexus... each...

Submariner said...

Amy later realized that the photo was a scam and her pocket had been picked...

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' - just practicin' the pose for our intern pics for Sen. Clinton and havin' a Bud... you?

sonicfrog said...

You know how taking calcium suppliments can prevent osteoporosis? Well, it turns out that O.D'ing on the stuff can cause inverse-osteoporosis! The guy in back must be downing them like vallium.

WhoopsieDaisey said...

"Have you met the twins?"
"Have you met MY twins?"

Submariner said...

Why? 'cause Papa spanked...

Submariner said...

Hi Subby. Permission granted to "come aboard!"