1. "No, you idiot, it's not our 'BRAINS... BRAINS' people want."
2. If the hot alien chicks from Dude, Where's My Car mated with the Thermians from Galaxy Quest, the result would probably look something like this.
3. "Does the carpet match the drapes? What are you, an interior decorator? I thought this was a straight bar."
4. If that's not the face of a guy whose wang was hit hard by rangers, I don't know what is.
5. "You need to examine our headlights? Well, you don't look like a certified state motor vehicle inspector, but OK."
Best of divine miss m
Your grade school dance teacher would smack you both with her cane if she saw your posture now.
Best of the doyle
Transform and combine to create Boobatron.
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No Mr. Clinton my parents were not angels.
No Ms. Clinton, I don't want my eggs fertilized.
"Wow," mused Subby, "V the K found us two women so shapely they make Bo Derek look like Bo Diddley."
"It's our new workout program - like it?"
Once again, the reason guy's can't make eye contact is because boobies don't have eyes.
Does the carpet match the drapes? They look like the type that prefers Hardwood floors, if you catch my drift!
What I did on my summer vacation...
Your birthday Tuesday? We didn't know - how about a couple of "late presents?"
Your grade school dance teacher would smack you both with her cane if she saw your posture now.
Transform and combine to create Boobatron.
"And our combined chest measurement equals our combined IQ."
Negative correlation: The bigger the breasts, the dumber men become.
Wonder Twin powers; ACTIVATE!
Shape of cantaloupe twins!
Form of silicone bags!
>jiggle< ">giggle<," >shake< ">giggle<"
OK, I'll buy you a Lexus... each...
Amy later realized that the photo was a scam and her pocket had been picked...
Nothin' nothin' - just practicin' the pose for our intern pics for Sen. Clinton and havin' a Bud... you?
You know how taking calcium suppliments can prevent osteoporosis? Well, it turns out that O.D'ing on the stuff can cause inverse-osteoporosis! The guy in back must be downing them like vallium.
"Have you met the twins?"
"Have you met MY twins?"
Why? 'cause Papa spanked...
Hi Subby. Permission granted to "come aboard!"
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