Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Getting Away With It


1. "See? This is what the booger of a rich man looks like. Kneel and behold, peasants. Kneel and behold."

2. "Don't you ignorant right-wingers have any idea what Breck would do to a $400 haircut?"

3. "Gavin Newsom's deep throat is nothing compared to mine."

4. "The best way to honor Memorial Day is to protest the war. And if you have a Bic lighter, I can also tell you the best way to honor Flag Day."

5. "Yeah? Well, my manicurist says I'm not a sissy-boy and my aromatherapist agrees."

Best of Whacko
"My personal technique for making that loud popping noise is to insert the index finger of my left hand in my mouth and rapidly pop it out against the side of my mouth like so."

Best of curly
"The yellow bracelet signifying support for the troops? Ha! I’m awaiting my hair stylist’s release from rehab, you idiot!”

Best of Submariner
I did NOT have sex with a woMAN!

Best of Jack Reacher
Word verification: zmhotspt. "Zima Hot Spot?" It fits.

Best of Jack Reacher
"You wanna step outside? 'Cause my sister will kick your ass, lady."

Best of Double the U
Yes, two Americas is what I want, MINE with all the fancy beach front property and plenty of land, far away from yours way over there far away from me.

Best of Submariner
"You wanna step outside? 'Cause I'll lick your ass, buddy."

Best of snarky one
In the booger flicking lottery, John Edwards couldn't help but wonder who the lucky recipient would be. Not only would they have the Sacred Snot, but it would be their destiny to have pretty, pretty hair.

Best of curly
"...and not only will global warming mean disaster for the coastal regions, but the accompanying rise in humidity will cause lank, flat hair.”

Best of Van Helsing
"I'm channeling a brain-damaged child again. She wants you to vote for me."

Backstory: TGC asked if I could photoshop a "Cheat to Win" bracelet onto John Edwards. The "My Pretty Pony" charm bracelet was my idea.

22 comments:

Submariner said...

"Just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you Andrew? You just pucker up and blow..."

Submariner said...

And y'all tell Ann Coulter ta lay off, or I'll tell 'liz'beth on her.

Submariner said...

Yes, in the front - Grand-mama...er, Ms. Thomas?

Whacko said...

"My personal technique for making that loud popping noise is to insert the index finger of my left hand in my mouth and rapidly pop it out against the side of my mouth like so."

curly said...

"The yellow bracelet signifying support for the troops? Ha! I’m awaiting my hair stylist’s release from rehab, you idiot!”

curly said...

“I’m butching up for the campaign, so I’ll be grunting a lot and using macho terms like ‘barber’.”

curly said...

“I’ve supported the troops! Like the time I represented the homosexual deserter in the class action lawsuit 'Flamer vs. the US Marines'.”

Submariner said...

I did NOT have sex with a woMAN!

Submariner said...

All your Glamour Cuts are belong to me!

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, snap, my Victoria's Secret bracelet came loose."

Word verification: zmhotspt. "Zima Hot Spot?" It fits.

Jack Reacher said...

"You wanna step outside? 'Cause my sister will kick your ass, lady."

Double the U said...

Yes, two Americas is what I want, MINE with all the fancy beach front property and plenty of land, far away from yours way over there far away from me.

Anonymous said...

Remember, that's the "lovely and talented" John Edwards

Anonymous said...

Kneel and be holed, peasants. Kneel and be holed.

There, fixed that for ya.

Submariner said...

Riffin' on Jack Reacher's post:

"You wanna step outside? 'Cause I'll lick your ass, buddy."

snarky one said...

In the booger flicking lottery, John Edwards couldn't help but wonder who the lucky recipient would be. Not only would they have the Sacred Snot, but it would be their destiny to have pretty, pretty hair.

curly said...

"...and not only will global warming mean disaster for the coastal regions, but the accompanying rise in humidity will cause lank, flat hair.”

Submariner said...

ORA:

"...and I don't care WHAT those bloggers say; Pusher Robots are our friends!"

Submariner said...

"...and just leave Johnny Weir OUT of this..."

Submariner said...

"...MY Little Pony bracelet, MY business."

Van Helsing said...

"I'm channeling a brain-damaged child again. She wants you to vote for me."

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I shot four strokes better on the back nine at Augusta..."
-- The My Little Pony bracelets sold out in five minutes.