1. "See? This is what the booger of a rich man looks like. Kneel and behold, peasants. Kneel and behold."
2. "Don't you ignorant right-wingers have any idea what Breck would do to a $400 haircut?"
3. "Gavin Newsom's deep throat is nothing compared to mine."
4. "The best way to honor Memorial Day is to protest the war. And if you have a Bic lighter, I can also tell you the best way to honor Flag Day."
5. "Yeah? Well, my manicurist says I'm not a sissy-boy and my aromatherapist agrees."
Best of Whacko
"My personal technique for making that loud popping noise is to insert the index finger of my left hand in my mouth and rapidly pop it out against the side of my mouth like so."
Best of curly
"The yellow bracelet signifying support for the troops? Ha! I’m awaiting my hair stylist’s release from rehab, you idiot!”
Best of Submariner
I did NOT have sex with a woMAN!
Best of Jack Reacher
Word verification: zmhotspt. "Zima Hot Spot?" It fits.
Best of Jack Reacher
"You wanna step outside? 'Cause my sister will kick your ass, lady."
Best of Double the U
Yes, two Americas is what I want, MINE with all the fancy beach front property and plenty of land, far away from yours way over there far away from me.
Best of Submariner
"You wanna step outside? 'Cause I'll lick your ass, buddy."
Best of snarky one
In the booger flicking lottery, John Edwards couldn't help but wonder who the lucky recipient would be. Not only would they have the Sacred Snot, but it would be their destiny to have pretty, pretty hair.
Best of curly
"...and not only will global warming mean disaster for the coastal regions, but the accompanying rise in humidity will cause lank, flat hair.”
Best of Van Helsing
"I'm channeling a brain-damaged child again. She wants you to vote for me."
Backstory: TGC asked if I could photoshop a "Cheat to Win" bracelet onto John Edwards. The "My Pretty Pony" charm bracelet was my idea.
22 comments:
"Just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you Andrew? You just pucker up and blow..."
And y'all tell Ann Coulter ta lay off, or I'll tell 'liz'beth on her.
Yes, in the front - Grand-mama...er, Ms. Thomas?
"My personal technique for making that loud popping noise is to insert the index finger of my left hand in my mouth and rapidly pop it out against the side of my mouth like so."
"The yellow bracelet signifying support for the troops? Ha! I’m awaiting my hair stylist’s release from rehab, you idiot!”
“I’m butching up for the campaign, so I’ll be grunting a lot and using macho terms like ‘barber’.”
“I’ve supported the troops! Like the time I represented the homosexual deserter in the class action lawsuit 'Flamer vs. the US Marines'.”
I did NOT have sex with a woMAN!
All your Glamour Cuts are belong to me!
"Oh, snap, my Victoria's Secret bracelet came loose."
Word verification: zmhotspt. "Zima Hot Spot?" It fits.
"You wanna step outside? 'Cause my sister will kick your ass, lady."
Yes, two Americas is what I want, MINE with all the fancy beach front property and plenty of land, far away from yours way over there far away from me.
Remember, that's the "lovely and talented" John Edwards
Kneel and be holed, peasants. Kneel and be holed.
There, fixed that for ya.
Riffin' on Jack Reacher's post:
"You wanna step outside? 'Cause I'll lick your ass, buddy."
In the booger flicking lottery, John Edwards couldn't help but wonder who the lucky recipient would be. Not only would they have the Sacred Snot, but it would be their destiny to have pretty, pretty hair.
"...and not only will global warming mean disaster for the coastal regions, but the accompanying rise in humidity will cause lank, flat hair.”
ORA:
"...and I don't care WHAT those bloggers say; Pusher Robots are our friends!"
"...and just leave Johnny Weir OUT of this..."
"...MY Little Pony bracelet, MY business."
"I'm channeling a brain-damaged child again. She wants you to vote for me."
"...and I shot four strokes better on the back nine at Augusta..."
-- The My Little Pony bracelets sold out in five minutes.
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