Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Confusion of Today's Youth


1. "This swap isn't working out quite the way I had imagined."

2. When "the Axxe Effect" goes horribly awry.

3. "Class, because your regular Health teacher is in bed with the Clap, Sex Ed will be taught today by Mr. Sullivan and Ms. DeGeneres."

4. A young Ronaldo indulges his armpit fetish while two girls prepare for the 'Talent' portion of the Hillary R. Clinton internship program.

5. "Class, because your regular Phys Ed teacher is in bed with Mr. Sullivan and Ms. DeGeneres, your Gym Class will be taught by Roman Polanski."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
For crissakes... Doesn't anyone just do jumping jacks anymore?!?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Did someone put ecstasy in the drinking fountain again?"

Best of Submariner
>SNNNNIIIIIFFFFFF!<
Old Spice, Mountain Rush. Maybe a piquant shower gel first?

Best of metalgarth
When the WWF was bought up by ACLU lawyers and was sponsored by NAMBLA, the coming apocalypse was at hand.

Best of Lyn Perry
Assume crash positions.

Best of Zeke
What happens in Ms. Buford's gym class stays in Ms. Buford's gym class.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Dave, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"
"That's it, we're not wrestling any more. Get off me."

Best of divine miss m
Public schools now teach how to subdue a classmate caught praying before a test.

Source: Palm Beach Post
;-) Double the U

18 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

That reminds me... I hope they don't get Ang Lee to direct that remake of Logan's Run they're planning.

Son Of The Godfather said...

For crissakes... Doesn't anyone just do jumping jacks anymore?!?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Billy, we appreciate your enthusiasm for the Emergency Response class, however, lip contact isn't necessary to check for a pulse."

Son Of The Godfather said...

We call this one: "Why Consider Homeshooling?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Berkeley High promotes their new "Do What Feels Good" curriculum.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Did someone put ecstasy in the drinking fountain again?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dammit Billy, that had better be a slide rule in your pocket!"

jeff said...

Modern sex ed. Unfortunately it isn't a joke....

Submariner said...

>SNNNNIIIIIFFFFFF!<
Old Spice, Mountain Rush. Maybe a piquant shower gel first?

Submariner said...

Push a little harder, Billy, and I think we can get that octopus past the guards at The Joe...

Anonymous said...

And on the right we have JLo engaged in a little clenis action with Lidsay Lohan.

metalgarth said...

When the WWF was bought up by ACLU lawyers and was sponsored by NAMBLA, the coming apocalypse was at hand.

Lyn Perry said...

Assume crash positions.

Zeke said...

What happens in Ms. Buford's gym class stays in Ms. Buford's gym class.

Zeke said...

In private school, gyms still have the time to teach proper mounting techniques!

Jack Reacher said...

"Look at that: Confident, dry and secure!"

"Give up, Elaine, you lost!"
"Damn, I hate wrestling Harry Reid's daughter."

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Dave, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"
"That's it, we're not wrestling any more. Get off me."

divine miss m said...

Public schools now teach how to subdue a classmate caught praying before a test.