Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Brothers from other Mothers



1. "One forty of Olde English 800 and I'm anybody's bitch." (Dawn's head detonates thermonuclearly.)

2. "Y'all can't see behind the podium, but we hypnotized Gavin Newsome and told him my chocolate butt was a microphone. Surely does tickle!"

3. "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em . Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."

4. "Now let's prank call Edwards and tell him Paolo is all booked up and he'll have to go to Supercuts. He'll sh*t his pants."

5. "The funny part is, the skank from this morning really expects me to pay child support!"

6. Gallant is clean and articulate, Goofus exhorts his followers to "burn out the interlopers!"

Best of Zeke
your finger in my special place makes me feel funny

Best of divine miss m
It's all hugs and goodwill until Judge Greg Mathis unseals the paternity test.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Omigod, Twins! Where'd ya find 'em Al."

Best of Jay Guevara
"Oh Al, you always talkin' shit!"

Best of Anonymous
Boss Nass makes up with Jar Jar Binks

Best of Submariner
...and then Sully said he'd "like to be the creamy white filling" of our Oreo sandwich cookie...

Best of 2spothipshot
It's "Talent Night" at the Apollo and with the help of his woodenheaded sidekick, Baraky McBama, Al"Cool Papa" Bergen breaks out his "Barak the Magic Negro" routine...

Best of Submariner
"uh... uh... uh, Al? Does uh... Sheehan know, that we aren't really doing a uh... uh... remake of Police Academy?"

Best of Habiba
Oh Al, your "bloodsucking Jew" joke just tickles me in a way where, if Michelle were to tickle me that way, I'd say, "Oh... yeah, that's it... that's the spot."

Source: Sistuh Toldjah

28 comments:

Jonathan said...

"Al, you crack me up every time with that 'Wazzzzzzzuuuuuup!' thing!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Hit redial. Let's vote for that Sanjaya dude again."

"It's V the K's birthday! Let's send him a special picture. Real special." Ziiiiiiip.

jeff said...

"Man, look at this gal I've got waiting for me in my room!"

"Yep, each morning Tawana sends me a new photo of herself..."

Zeke said...

your finger in my special place makes me feel funny

divine miss m said...

It's all hugs and goodwill until Judge Greg Mathis unseals the paternity test.

Rodney Dill said...

"Omigod, Twins! Where'd ya find 'em Al."

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh Al, you always talkin' shit!"

WhoopsieDaisey said...

See? I text, CNN repeats verbatim...

Double the U said...

The "S" on that microphone stands for Sharpton!

Cricket said...

I threw up a little. Okay, a lot.
Thanks.

Submariner said...

Reverend Al; "Yep, Hillary thought she was hung better'n me..."
Obamamsama; "She is."

Anonymous said...

Boss Nass makes up with Jar Jar Binks

Submariner said...

"Wonder Twin powers - ACTIVATE!"
"Form of a race-bater!"
"Shape of a mainstream media darling!"

The Man said...

"I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Rev Al: Hey 'Bama you big stud!
Barak: That's me, honey.
Rev Al: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Barak: Show me the way home, honey.

Submariner said...

...and then Sully said he'd "like to be the creamy white filling" of our Oreo sandwich cookie...

2spothipshot said...

It's "Talent Night" at the Apollo and with the help of his woodenheaded sidekick, Baraky McBama, Al"Cool Papa" Bergen breaks out his best "Barak the Magic Negro" routine...

2spothipshot said...

"No, really,if you don't hook me up wit' dat Zimbabwian ambassadorship when you get in,I'm gwine ta tear yo ass up wit dis here ink pen!"

2spothipshot said...

"Negroe PLEASE! You come up with another one-a-dem bull-s*it platitudes, an' I'm goan a'just yo lat-ty-tude!"

2spothipshot said...

"...Brother PLEASE! If Hill'ry was under this podium,you'd be a got-damn unich by now!"

2spothipshot said...

"Seriously my brotha,I OWN a got-damn 'Blackmobile'! Check-it-out,check-it-out,I just press this here button here, and BAM, it'll be here quicker than you can explain 'BP Time'to a cracker-ass cracker."

2spothipshot said...

"First 'Black President' my de-nappified ass B.O.! Everyone knows that was Clinton, ya got-damn uppity...Holy sh*t,I GOTSta stop hangin' wit dese white folks!"

Submariner said...

"uh... uh... uh, Al? Does uh... Sheehan know, that we aren't really doing a uh... uh... remake of Police Academy?"

2spothipshot said...

Even Amos and Andy,at the peak of their success, could not 'shuck and jive' anywhere near the likes of ol' Reverand Al and his partner in minstrel crime,Barak "Yo yo yo my bru-tha" Obama.

2spothipshot said...

Great Moments in Lemming History

When the flyer entitled,"WAKE-UP" was seen with the above photo on it's cover,finally, a majority of blacks effectively said,"Screw those con-job S.O.B.s, I'm going to live my own damn life",and thus ended the darkest period in the modern "civil rights" struggle.

2spothipshot said...

"...Man! You so funny Al, but this really IS the greatest con a black man has pulled off since Jesse smeared the blood of MLK all over hisself for the camera..."

Habiba said...

Oh Al, your "bloodsucking Jew" joke just tickles my Islam bone!!

Jonathan said...

"Yeah, now that you mention it...Kucinich DOES look like a b#tch!"