Sunday, May 06, 2007

Breakfast at Dawn's


1. Hillary's anti-Obama campaign literature turns desperate.

2. "For the last time, Mr. Nifong, we never touched that skanky stripper!"

3. Al Sharpton deals with "white interlopers."

4. "You know how I can tell you're gay? Because you criticized the wine they chose to serve us with."

5. "Thanks for inviting us to your hot tub party, Mr. Dahmer."

Best of attmay
It's "that time of the month," so I guess we'll be having Manhattan style instead of New England style.

Best of Double the U
Whoa, like all the chicks are topless.

Best of Jack Reacher
"If you boys make a bubble in the soup, I'll be very angry."

Best of Double the U
Welcome to James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub!

Best of Submariner
Keep your shirt on Hillary. The soup won't be ready 'til 5!

Best of Rodney Dill
Man if I see the chef stick his spoon back in there after tasting it I'm gonna hurl

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey! who put the Baby Ruth in the soup?"

Best of The Doyle
People - The other white meat.

Best of Buckley F. Williams
"Day's never finished, massah got me cookin'..."



Hat Tip: Timmeh?

19 comments:

attmay said...

It's "that time of the month," so I guess we'll be having Manhattan style instead of New England style.

Double the U said...

Well at least we didn't pick death by snookie snookie like Bob over there.

Double the U said...

Woa, like all the chicks are topless.

Jack Reacher said...

Actor Danny Glover demonstrates what he was doing when three successive cab drivers refused to stop for him.

Book through Hotels.com, and you'll never again be fooled by an off-brand hotel's boast of a hot tub.

"If you boys make a bubble in the soup, I'll be very angry."

Double the U said...

Welcome to James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub!

Double the U said...

They actually have a grant to do this, and not allowing it is a hate crime.

Submariner said...

Keep your shirt on Hillary. The soup won't be ready 'til 5!

Submariner said...

Making the first courses that Americans won't make. I'm just sayin...

Submariner said...

OBRCJMDHE*

The most important step for the family barbeque was ensuring the baby back ribs had marinated properly.


* Obligatory Racist Cap Just to Make Dawn's Head Explode

Rodney Dill said...

Soylent Green is people.

Rodney Dill said...

Man if I see the chef stick his spoon back in there after tasting it I'm gonna hurl

Lyn Perry said...

Are we trying to prove that old "frog-in-the-kettle" thing's a myth?

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey! who put the Baby Ruth in the soup?"

metalgarth said...

They heard rumors that a big fat dude with a nappy pony tail and a megababe were on their way to rescue them, but only if they could write a caption for "The Garden Club" worthy of making V. The K.'s "best of" list.

The Doyle said...

People - The other white meat.

Buckley F. Williams said...

"Day's never finished, massah got me cookin'..."

Van Helsing said...

America under President Sharpton.

sonicfrog said...

Are we trying to prove that old "frog-in-the-kettle" thing's a myth?

I KNEW those kids were French?

Sarkozy's new solution to the roiting problem...

curly said...

“Get yer hand off my leg, you little fag.”

Unlike Martin Luther King Jr., no one really wanted to hear Jeffrey Dahmer “I have a dream” speech.

“On the bright side, before long we won’t be emmitting any more CO2.”

“Who’s poop in my soup?”