Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Behold the Power of Gams!


1. Some people thought San Francisco had gone too far with its 'Shoe Fetishist Pride Parade,' but those people were labeled hate-filled bigots and promptly silenced.

2. "I don't know but I been told/V05 gives lots of hold, sound off..."

3. The 'Thursday Parade of Babes' was one of the most beloved traditions of the V the K presidency.

4. "One-tw0-three-four-five-six-seven-eight/Shlameel, Shlamozel/Hossenpfeiffer incorporated..."

5. Hillary was absolutely determined that her contingent of all-female bodyguards would be larger and more disciplined than Qadaffi's.

Best of Submariner
Some cameramen don't even TRY to hide the fact that they're taking up-skirt shots for web-posting... Hey! that's SOTG!

Best of Submariner
Delta seems to be getting awfully regimented with the flight attendants - nice uniform skirt change though.

Best of Silhouette
Personally, I think putting a base in Stepford was a good idea.

Best of curly
John Edwards clones on review.

Best of Jack Reacher
Dave's right-angle camera lens could have been revolutionary, but he made an unfortunate choice of venues to test it, and was never heard from again.

Best of Jack Reacher
Macy's deploys Customer Service batallions to the Counter front in the War on Bad Cosmetology.

Best of lawhawk
I just love quick time march.

Best of the paperboy
Man, I wish I could be that street!

Best of curly
♪ From the malls of Montezuma to the stores of Tripoli ♫

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"Uh huh. Try doing that on a shiny surface!!"
-Rachel Smith

Best of Submariner
The US synchronized swim team marches off to the Interplay of Light and Water Park.

:-P Timmeh!

25 comments:

Submariner said...

Hillary's nefarious scheme was working; even the Wall Street Journal's photographer was bowing in homage to her interns' charms...

Submariner said...

Air Force officials hoped that the new recruiting tactic would do for them what "Top Gun" had done for the Navy.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here, folks. Just me new crew marchin' to me ocean-goin' vessel for a 3 month deployment. Please to be movin' along...

Submariner said...

'Ow to speak Awstraylian:
Dream Sequence

Submariner said...

After the parade, I'll be wishing I was a loofah...

Submariner said...

Some cameramen don't even TRY to hide the fact that they're taking up-skirt shots for web-posting... Hey! that's SOTG!

Submariner said...

Blond on the end of 4th row's thought bubble; (PLEASE don't let me queef on camera...)

Submariner said...

Look at all those pony-tails; wonder if they want to horse around?

Submariner said...

HOIJ*:

Flip 'em over and you still have a garrison cap...



*Highly Obscure Insider's Joke

Submariner said...

Delta seems to be getting awfully regimented with the flight attendants - nice uniform skirt change though.

Silhouette said...

Personally, I think putting a base in Stepford was a good idea.

curly said...

John Edwards clones on review.

curly said...

It’s a PC world, wherein razzmatazz has been replaced with rags-n-calves.

Jack Reacher said...

Dave's right-angle camera lens could have been revolutionary, but he made an unfortunate choice of venues to test it, and was never heard from again.

Jack Reacher said...

Macy's deploys Customer Service batallions to the Counter front in the War on Bad Cosmetology.

lawhawk said...

Ah, the new recruits for the weekly orgy are marching on in.

I just love quick time march.

the paperboy said...

Man, I wish I could be that street!

curly said...

♪ From the malls of Montezuma to the stores of Tripoli ♫

Rodney Dill said...

WACS on, WACS off.

Submariner said...
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the doyle said...

The cameraman's attempt was a bust since all the girls now used the new "Ben-Wa Ball Holder".

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"Uh huh. Try doing that on a shiny surface!!"
-Rachel Smith

Rodney Dill said...


My skirts cut high,
my ass is tight,
my balls keep swinging
from left to right,
left...
left...
left, right left.


--Marching cadence of the San Francisco Army Reserves unit.

Submariner said...

The US synchronized swim team marches off to the Interplay of Light and Water Park.

Submariner said...

Teddy watched the intern parade and decided he really needed to buy a campaign bus this year.