1. Wal-Mart's version of McDonald's Playland did leave a bit to be desired.
2. Britney Spears prepares to ship the youngun for a visitation with K-Fed.
3. Michael J. Fox was overjoyed. "Yes, another package of fresh, young stem cells!"
4. "Senator Clinton? Planned Parenthood just sent you a boxed lunch."
5. By mailing bricks to senate Republicans, the public managed to change their minds about building a border fence. Using a similar strategy to change Rudy's mind on abortion was less successful.
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FedExodus 2:3 -- "And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an prepostaged ark of corrugated cardboard, and filled it with polystyrene and with biofoam, and put the child therein; and she laid it in the parcel box by the overnight shipper office."
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The bubble-wrapped ones never seem to come as fresh.
Best of CJ
Justin Timberlake and two producers of Saturday Nite Live were arrested on child molestation charges today...
V-word 'xndsmpig' as in 'exchange a small pig' which may be what is happening in this pic
Best of metalgarth
Alice In Chains songs should never be used as lullabies.
Best of Jack Reacher
Santa, hard of hearing, didn't understand Timmy when he asked for "A babe, nicely stacked," and instead sent a baby, tightly packed.
Best of Lyn Perry
Early test scene for the Matrix pods before they settled on tubes of gooey liquid.
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OK. Who tore off the shipping label. Dammit!!! I STILL don't know where babies come from!!!!
Best of andthenblammo!
"I looked in the box, I said, 'Look at the baby with the cute peanuts!', I ended up doing 5 to 10. Whatta world."
:-P Divine Miss M
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Babe of the week... 1 day early
Once unionized the storks stopped working and just had their union buddies at UPS do their delivering.
Cabbages, storks, sex... bah! Melanie knew the truth about where babies came from. s
The bubble-wrapped ones never seem to come as fresh.
Justin Timberlake and two producers of Saturday Nite Live were arrested on child molestation charges today...
V-word 'xndsmpig' as in 'exchange a small pig' which may be what is happening in this pic
"I looked in the box, I said, 'Look at the baby with the cute peanuts!', I ended up doing 5 to 10. Whatta world."
After a successful test of the technique on Junior, it was time to see whether packing peanuts would keep Grandma from getting bedsores, too.
"See, that's the trouble with ordering babes online ...you can never be sure you're getting the right size."
Alice In Chains songs should never be used as lullabies.
FedExodus 2:3 -- "And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an prepostaged ark of corrugated cardboard, and filled it with polystyrene and with biofoam, and put the child therein; and she laid it in the parcel box by the overnight shipper office."
What a great idea. Instead of changing diapers, all you have to do is stir the peanuts around a little when the ones on top get messy.
The department store Santa, hard of hearing, didn't understand Timmy when he asked for "A babe, nicely stacked," and instead sent a baby, tightly packed.
Um, Amazon.com? Yeah, I'm pretty sure this isn't what I ordered...
Wow, you really can get anything on eBay...
♪ I want my babyback, babyback, babyback... ♪
Early test scene for the Matrix pods before they settled on tubes of gooey liquid.
Comment, not a caption: If you think about it, this is really a child-endangering camera shoot and the photographer should be reprimanded. My two cents, lgp
OK. Who tore off the shipping label. Dammit!!! I STILL don't know where babies come from!!!!
How mail-order brides reproduce....
... yeah, so when my son was old enough, I sent him packin'....
How Christians would reproduce, if the Pope had his way!
The contents of the package were later returned to the sender due to the following defects: shaken baby syndrome, and kicked baby syndrome, and thrown baby syndrome.... and the UPS driver was later arrested and charged with child abuse.
Hey, don't laugh. The guy who came up with the idea of using the UPS box as a play-pen is now selling them on line and making millions!!!
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