1. Never, repeat NEVER ask Ted Kennedy to pick up your cat at the vet.
2. Hillary's repeated attempts to "Vince Foster" Socks were but one of the childhood traumas that would put Chelsea into years of therapy.
3. Hillary's Google search for "wet pussy" was something of a disappointment.
4. "Dammit Sheryl, just use another f**king square of toilet paper!"
5. If you ever gave your cat a swirly, you might be a redneck.
Best of Kevin Walker
"No, not Mr. Gere's ass! I'll behave!"
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
Mr. Bigglesworth, caught in flagrante delicto with Andrew Sullivan in the hot tub.
Best of Silhouette
"Ma'am, looks like we found what was clogging your drain."
Best of Silhouette
Local restaurant "The Asia Garden" received this week's highest cleanliness score
Best of Rodney Dill
Fortunately for Rosie, Barbara Walters had known how to perform the Heimlich maneuver
Best of divine miss m
No animals were harmed in the taking and posting of this photo. One cat, however, was made to feel like a complete fool.
Best of Adjustah
"Hawaiian-shirt Man with ugly glasses woman order more hot, wet pussy for room number 27!"
Hat Tip: Attmap
Source: Weird Cat
14 comments:
"No, not Mr. Gere's ass! I'll behaive!"
Wooooaaa! oooooooh! Wait 'till your asleep M.F. I am going to scratch your eyes OUT!
Mr. Bigglesworth, caught in flagrante delicto with Andrew Sullivan in the hot tub.
"Ma'am, looks like we found what was clogging your drain."
"Shred MY sweater, will you? How do you like the disposal, puss?"
CapThis repeat
Local restaurant "The Asia Garden" received this week's highest cleanliness score
Fortunately for Rosie, Barbara Walters had known how to perform the Heimlich maneuver
U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, attempt to "waterboard" their pets in order to find out who sold them out.
Dr. Eisenstadt succeeded in grafting a cat's head to a chicken's body, but everyone just asked "Why?"
No animals were harmed in the taking and posting of this photo. One cat, however, was made to feel like a complete fool.
VtK's search for "shaved pussy" didn't get quite the results that he wanted, though he was still able to put the resulting picture to some use...
...and this is what you get for those search terms when you've got strict safe search enabled
Not Very ORA:
"Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO - It's Mr. Hand and he always hurts MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Talk to you Doctor about Rozerem.
"Hawaiian-shirt Man with ugly glasses woman order more hot, wet pussy for room number 27!"
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