Sunday, April 15, 2007

Very Bad Doggies


1. "Finally, on June 24th, 1997, Snuggle the fabric softener Bear, stiffed his dealer for the last time." --- Snuggle, the E! True Hollywood Story.

2. Andrew Sullivan was furious. He had specifically requested Small Curd cottage cheese in his Fantasy Suite at Club K9.

3. "Damn... Cujo was in a mood tonight."

4. "What white Persian cat?"

5. "Rabid? No, that's not our foam and spittle. Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews were just having a discussion about Dick Cheney."

Best of Submariner
Nope. We haven't seen even ONE guy in a sheep suit, let alone three...

Best of metalgarth
Same thing happens at our house when Dog Whisperer is a rerun

Best of Cybrludite
Hello, is this Emerald Dragon Takeout? Good. Can you connect me to your purchasing department, please?

Best of Jack Reacher
"The master's home! Act casual!"

Best of CJ
"Mistakes were made."

Best of prince of leaves
"Whaddya mean, 'Who's gonna clean up this mess?' You're the one with the two free paws and opposable thumbs!"

Best of Frank_IBC
"...and the last thing the crazy human female said before she stormed out the door, was 'Google it!'"



Hat Tip: Franco IBC

17 comments:

Submariner said...

Nope. We haven't seen even ONE guy in a sheep suit, let alone three...

Anonymous said...

Nancy Pelosi and her bitches on the GOP proposed surge legislation.

metalgarth said...

Same thing happens at our house when Dog Whisperer is a rerun

Cybrludite said...

Hello, is this Emerald Dragon Takeout? Good. Can you connect me to your purchasing department, please?

Submariner said...

Yes, dammit; as a matter of fact we ARE in heat. Ya wanna make somethin' of it?

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Yo, Rinny!"

Submariner said...

Well! That ought to take care of ♪...pickin' up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head...♪

Jack Reacher said...

"As you saw, the prosecution was unable to get the stuffing back into the pillow. If the stuffing don't fit, you must acquit!"

"The master's home! Act casual!"

Rodney Dill said...

"cat did it"
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Ditto"

Submariner said...

McGruff kept sayin' he was gonna "...knock the stuffin' out of you..." to Rex. Notice who's sittin' calmly in front of the recliner?

prince of leaves said...

Shepherd: "So, it's like, we was all just sittin' around, lickin' our privates for, what, maybe the hundredth time today, when BLOOOFFFF!, Pierre the Poodle just EXPLODES! Dunno how it happened...seriously man...maybe he got him some of that tainted dog food or somethin'..."

prince of leaves said...

You know the dogs found your stash when...

prince of leaves said...

"Whaddya mean, 'Who's gonna clean up this mess?' You're the one with the two free paws and opposable thumbs!"

prince of leaves said...

After rewarding this act of canine petty vandalism with cooing "Ooohs" and "Aaahs", Jim had only himself to blame when, the following week, the dogs chippered the plasma TV and gnawed apart the house's concrete foundation slab.

Frank_IBC said...

"...and the last thing the crazy human female said before she stormed out the door, was 'Google it!'"

Cricket said...

UN Weapons inspection team looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Hans Blixx was the lead dog.

Submariner said...

So much for YOUR plushy fetish...