Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Time Seemed Right


1. "Mr. Imus, drop your pants and let's talk sports."

2. Denny's has now postponed plans to add "Snappy Breaded Potatoes" to its menu.

3. What? I just asked if you were happy you shredded those. What did you think I said?

4. "Yeah, Condi. Tie her up good. I can't wait to see the face she makes when we start shoving these up her poop chute."

5. If you need more tools, me and my chappies are headed to Lowe's.

Best of Jack Reacher
When Peter Piper dreams.

Best of Tommy Flanagan
yeah... I used to work as the uh... assistant to the guy who was the manager for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Best of metalgarth
If she had bigger knockers, I'm sure there'd be a Grindhouse caption in there somewhere...

Best of jeff
"They told me these were habanerHo's."

Best of The Man
Mrs. Clinton, I am pretty sure this not part of the senate page program.

Best of Double the U
All the guys were excited about the picture until they found out her last name was "bobbit."

16 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

When Peter Piper dreams.

Tommy Flanagan said...

yeah... I used to work as the uh... assistant to the guy who was the manager for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah, that's the ticket!

metalgarth said...

If she had bigger knockers, I'm sure there'd be a Grindhouse caption in there somewhere...

jeff said...

"They told me these were habanerHo's."

jeff said...

Chili's new advertising campaign, inspired by Dominos "Tuna Surprise," was equally successful.

Anonymous said...

"Just fixing up some things for Wendy's chili...oops!"

The Man said...

Mrs. Clinton, I am pretty sure this not part of the senate page program.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan: Love the boots, hate chili peppers.

Double the U said...

The Red Hot Chili peppers drop their homo erotica image.

Double the U said...

All the guys were excited about the picture until they found out her last name was "bobbit."

prince of leaves said...

"Why do you *think* I call it a 'manchete', sweetums?"

prince of leaves said...

"Sure, I know that capsaicin is good for the prostate...why do you ask...?"

Submariner said...

The peppers cauterize the cleaving...

Submariner said...

Rosie O'Don'tell provides direction; "Still no tearing? Dull it a bit more."

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

I cook, and I play basketball, why do you ask Don?

Anonymous said...

Okay, I understand there is a price to pay, and that I pay it afterwards...no I DON'T care what it is. Can we get started now?

Steve O