Wednesday, April 18, 2007
That's One Big MFing Afghan!
1. Coming soon to DVD and Blue Ray: James and the Giant Jihadi.
2. "My prom date can beat up your prom date, suckahs!"
3. Bigfoot converts to Islam.
4. While Touring with USO, Geena Davis forgets to take her estrogen.
5. ORA: "Just shut up and give him your Honeycombs."
Best of Jack Reacher
"He followed me home, Sarge. Can I keep him?"
Best of TC
"Where's Billy Crystal and the damn contract for this guy to play for Issaih's Knicks?"
Best of Silhouette
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Best of Jonathan
Now playing for the Lakers: Kareem Abdul-Jihad.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Why you call me Chewie?"
Best of GOP & College
Surgeon General's Warning: Volunteering as an armrest may stunt your growth.
Best of 2spotlefty
"...Yes,the apple will be here,where my fist is and my comrade,'Lefty',will be over there with his RPG...Hey, where'd he go ?"
Best of 2spothipshot
Sandblasted teeth and eyeballs?:Free
A developed love of goatsmilk?: Nada
Waking up with Camelspiders?: $0
Working with a man giant who can cradle you in his arms and rock you to sleep while "Bombs burst in (the) air"? Priceless!