Wednesday, April 18, 2007

That's One Big MFing Afghan!


1. Coming soon to DVD and Blue Ray: James and the Giant Jihadi.

2. "My prom date can beat up your prom date, suckahs!"

3. Bigfoot converts to Islam.

4. While Touring with USO, Geena Davis forgets to take her estrogen.

5. ORA: "Just shut up and give him your Honeycombs."

Best of Jack Reacher
"He followed me home, Sarge. Can I keep him?"

Best of TC
"Where's Billy Crystal and the damn contract for this guy to play for Issaih's Knicks?"

Best of Silhouette
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Best of Jonathan
Now playing for the Lakers: Kareem Abdul-Jihad.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Why you call me Chewie?"

Best of GOP & College
Surgeon General's Warning: Volunteering as an armrest may stunt your growth.

Best of 2spotlefty
"...Yes,the apple will be here,where my fist is and my comrade,'Lefty',will be over there with his RPG...Hey, where'd he go ?"

Best of 2spothipshot
Sandblasted teeth and eyeballs?:Free
A developed love of goatsmilk?: Nada
Waking up with Camelspiders?: $0
Working with a man giant who can cradle you in his arms and rock you to sleep while "Bombs burst in (the) air"? Priceless!

Source:
http://www.stevequayle.com/GG.Images/giantAfghan.jpg

Hat Tip:evariste
http://discardedlies.com

17 comments:

jeff said...

Sasquatch discovered in Afghanistan!

ORA: The little guy's name is Jeff.

US Army recruiting crisis: Now they're going after dwarfs!

or

After seeing Gimli in action in the Lord of the Rings movies, the US Army aggressively recruits dwarves to fight in the Afghani mountains. Similar efforts to recruit elves have proven unsuccessful.

Jack Reacher said...

"He followed me home, Sarge. Can I keep him?"

TC said...

"Where's Billy Crystal and the damn contract for this guy to play for Issaih's Knicks?"

jeff said...

VthK - you gotta see this: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php
I'm scared of the captions that might come from it though...

jeff said...

Okay, let's do it this way:
click here

Silhouette said...

YFRA - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Jonathan said...

New center for the Lakers: Kareem Abdul-Jihad.

Rodney Dill said...

"Aren't you kinda short for a paratrooper?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Why you call me Chewie?"

the paperboy said...

After thousands of years of his eye being put out by a slingshot, it took an upgrade to an assault weapon for Goliath to kiss and make up with David.

GOP & College said...

Surgeon General's Warning: Volunteering as an armrest may stunt your growth.

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

The army field rations supplied to the native troops were found to contain a high level of growth harmones

Anonymous said...

Human growth hormone smuggler arretsed.
Attempted to crush arresting soldier with one hand.

2spotlefty said...

"...Yes,the apple will be here,where my fist is and my comrade,'Lefty',will be over there with his RPG...Hey, where'd he go ?"

2spothipshot said...

Borat and Costello are always a big hit at inter-forces gatherings, and never hesitate to break out their, "Who's dead first(when a bomber detonates)" routine.

2spothipshot said...

Shamshad could never keep a job in the 'MBA' due to his seeming lack of effort on defence, but everyone in the 10th Mountain division loved the fact that they could actually bounce on a rolling trampoline, being dragged by the mamoth man, and fire volleys at the enemy while Shamahad just shrugged inquisitively at them.

2spothipshot said...

Sandblasted teeth and eyeballs?:Free
A developed love of goatsmilk?: Nada
Waking up with Camelspiders?: $0
Working with a man giant who can cradle you in his arms and rock you to sleep while "Bombs burst in (the) air"? Priceless!