Monday, April 09, 2007

Spring Break!


1. How to Raise Children put Earl in the NYT Times Best Seller List for ten weeks. How to Rear Children put Earl in the state pen for twenty years.

2. "And now, sweetie, Daddy will show you the form that won him first prize in the All-Toledo Dwarf Toss of 1987."

3. Linda Hunt was embarrassed when the beach movie she made in the 60's showed up on MST3K.

4. "Remember to tuck and roll if you get spiked back over the net, OK sweetheart?"

5. "I just love these NAMGLA beach parties!"

6. "Oh, Daddy, I never dreamed I'd be here when C'thulu and the Dark Old Ones returned! "

7. "You're right, daddy, getting rid of them this way is much more fun. Let's never get the dog spayed!"

8. "Hold me up higher! I gotta see if Fonzie makes it over the shark!"

9. "Sow, you bet that bloke 20 quid you could 'eave me over the bloody channel, awright?"

10. "Oh, daddy, I wish I could spend every weekend on Fire Island with you and your friends!"

Best of divine miss m
Stand still or papa spank!

Best of jeff
"Um, Daddy, your bicep isn't the only thing bulging..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Why do the other daddies have chest hair, and wives?"

Best of Double the U
That guy over there pulled out a fully grown one, guess I have to toss this one back.

Best of CJ
"Look, Daddy, it's Keith Olberman. Watch me kick his pansy ass."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Spider gone yet daddy?"

8 comments:

divine miss m said...

Stand still or papa spank!

jeff said...

"Thank you for being my watchtower as I try out as the youngest Baywatch lifeguard babe ever..."

"Um, Daddy, your bicep isn't the only thing bulging..."

(lady in back) "Hey Zeke - why don't you try doing that with me?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Why do the other daddies have chest hair, and wives?"

Double the U said...

That guy over there pulled out a fully grown one, guess I have to toss this one back.

Double the U said...

Hey guys, look what I won on the midway for knocking over some milk bottles.

Michigan-Matt said...

Mitt Romney, while working on a tan, demonstrates how he'll lock-up the "wee people" vote.

CJ said...

"Look, Daddy, it's Keith Olberman. Watch me kick his pansy ass."

Rodney Dill said...

"Spider gone yet daddy?"