Friday, April 06, 2007

San Fransyncho Style

1."Marco!" "Homo!"

2. "Guys, I can't get the image out of Gavin Newsom slobbering over that microphone out of my head. I'll be in the sauna if anyone, er, wants me."

3. "Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Goat of the woods with a thousand young!"

4. "Good! Now, imagine you're pushing the gay down, pushing the gay down."

5. To save water, the US Senate pool is now filled by the daily emptying of Bob Casey's drool bucket.

Best of jeff
On the wall: San Francisco's guide to molesting multicultural whales.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' to be seein' here, folks, just some carpetbaggers preparin' to move into St. Bernard Parrish. Please to be movin' along, folks... What, Dawn, too soon?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
It's mean to tell blind people they're in the water when they're not.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Honey?, we got pool-mimes again..."

Best of Jack Reacher
While the boys were waiting for their towels, the counter top just up and disappeared.

Best of Double the U
Be one with the microphone... be one with the microphone.

Best of the paperboy
Sullivan, Frank, and the Boyfriend could be hypnotized to sit up, beg, roll over, but not to do it doggy style with Jennifer, no matter how she presented for them.

Source: SF Gate
Hat Tip: Brenda Walker

18 comments:

jeff said...

Cindy liked the San Francisco U. pool - she could come dressed any way she liked, and nobody even looked at her.

The San Francisco Gay-Blind dive team practice. (I'm gonna get killed for that one...)

jeff said...

On the wall: San Francisco's guide to molesting multicultural whales.

Submariner said...

At Andy's pool parties, "doing the dog-paddle" had a slightly different connotation...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here, folks, just some carpetbaggers preparin' to move into St. Bernard Parrish. Please to be movin' along, folks...



What, Dawn, too soon?

Submariner said...

ORA (sort of):

Andy had 'em - "Just be the beagle, be the beagle, be the beagle... You're not quite being the beagle, Danny."

Double the U said...

Walk like a Friscan.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's mean to tell blind people they're in the water when they're not.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...Then, gentlemen, you start to slowly push her head down, thusly..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA?
"You know why they call that teacher 'Lassie', don't you?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Honey?, we got pool-mimes again..."

Jack Reacher said...

A girl bends over behind them, and the self-proclaimed "Aquatic Glee Club" couldn't care less.

While the boys were waiting for their towels, the counter top just up and disappeared.

Submariner said...

Ohmuhgawd, Bruce! Did you look directly above us?

Submariner said...

Ellen Degenerate said; "Look at these dweebs once more and just SEE if you have to ask me again why do you prefer taco's?"

Submariner said...

V. check my site - there are a couple pics you may be interested in using, specifically the one from a little Michigan town... You'll know which I mean.

Double the U said...

Be one with the microphone... be one with the microphone.

the paperboy said...

Sullivan, Frank, and the Boyfriend could be hypnotized to sit up, beg, roll over, but not to do it doggy style with Jennifer, no matter how she presented for them.

Submariner said...

Ohmuhgawd, Bruce! Did you look directly above me? Up there, you know, in the Caption This! photo-header?





original kinda didn't work after another pic got posted...