Friday, April 20, 2007

People in Newspaper Ads Who Look Like They're Farting


Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"I have just lost control of both my bowels and my bladder. Smile and act nonchalant and maybe nobody will notice. It works for Robert Byrd."

Best of Jack Reacher
"He may be articulate," said Senator Biden, "But he sure is not clean."

Best of Van Helsing
"Ever since my illicit date with Shrillary, it hurts so bad I can't hardly sit down."

Best of Whacko
One way of trying to get by using just one square of toilet paper. Having your swimming pool handy sure helps.

Best of Adjustah
You like that balloon, Senor? Wait, I fill you another one...

From: People in Newspaper Ads Who Look Like They're Farting
H/T: Frank IBC

9 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"I have just lost control of both my bowels and my bladder. Smile and act nonchalant and maybe nobody will notice."

Jack Reacher said...

"He may be articulate," said Senator Biden, "But he sure is not clean."

"Um, do we have a pool skimmer and a bucket? 'Cause, we're gonna need them."

Van Helsing said...

"Ever since my illicit date with Shrillary, it hurts so bad I can't hardly sit down."

prince of leaves said...

"Thanks, Mr. Sullivan, but I think I'll pass..."

Frank_IBC said...

Photo taken just seconds away from his extremely unpleasant encounter with Phallic Cactus.

Anonymous said...

Remembering his self-defense lessons, Julio discreetly covers his rear and nonchalantly moves away from the drunk Mr. Sully.

Whacko said...

One way of trying to get by using just one square of toilet paper. Having your swimming pool handy sure helps.

Anonymous said...

Good one, whacko...
How 'bout:
People in newspaper ads who look like they followed Chery Crow's advice.

Adjustah said...

You like that balloon, Senor? Wait, I fill you another one...