Friday, April 20, 2007
People in Newspaper Ads Who Look Like They're Farting
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"I have just lost control of both my bowels and my bladder. Smile and act nonchalant and maybe nobody will notice. It works for Robert Byrd."
Best of Jack Reacher
"He may be articulate," said Senator Biden, "But he sure is not clean."
Best of Van Helsing
"Ever since my illicit date with Shrillary, it hurts so bad I can't hardly sit down."
Best of Whacko
One way of trying to get by using just one square of toilet paper. Having your swimming pool handy sure helps.
Best of Adjustah
You like that balloon, Senor? Wait, I fill you another one...
From: People in Newspaper Ads Who Look Like They're Farting
H/T: Frank IBC