Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"I have just lost control of both my bowels and my bladder. Smile and act nonchalant and maybe nobody will notice. It works for Robert Byrd."
Best of Jack Reacher
"He may be articulate," said Senator Biden, "But he sure is not clean."
Best of Van Helsing
"Ever since my illicit date with Shrillary, it hurts so bad I can't hardly sit down."
Best of Whacko
One way of trying to get by using just one square of toilet paper. Having your swimming pool handy sure helps.
Best of Adjustah
You like that balloon, Senor? Wait, I fill you another one...
From: People in Newspaper Ads Who Look Like They're Farting
H/T: Frank IBC
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"I have just lost control of both my bowels and my bladder. Smile and act nonchalant and maybe nobody will notice."
"He may be articulate," said Senator Biden, "But he sure is not clean."
"Um, do we have a pool skimmer and a bucket? 'Cause, we're gonna need them."
"Ever since my illicit date with Shrillary, it hurts so bad I can't hardly sit down."
"Thanks, Mr. Sullivan, but I think I'll pass..."
Photo taken just seconds away from his extremely unpleasant encounter with Phallic Cactus.
Remembering his self-defense lessons, Julio discreetly covers his rear and nonchalantly moves away from the drunk Mr. Sully.
One way of trying to get by using just one square of toilet paper. Having your swimming pool handy sure helps.
Good one, whacko...
How 'bout:
People in newspaper ads who look like they followed Chery Crow's advice.
You like that balloon, Senor? Wait, I fill you another one...
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