1. "I'd like to welcome my newest policy adviser, from Argentina, Senor Hilter!"
2. "Massachusetts, here we come!"
3. "He says he gave AIDS to Castro and Arafat... and I get to be NEXT!"
4. "I nationalized his dentures 15 minutes ago and he STILL doesn't know they're gone!"
5. "In Cuba, when they run out of nitroglycerine tablets, they give you Tic-Tacs!"
6. "I warned you not to look into Hillary's eyes, little boy. It's like opening the Ark of Covenant."
7. "Welcome to Venezuela, Mrs. Thomas."
8. Maybe Meg Ryan is getting a little long in the tooth for romantic comedies.
9. "Congratulations, it is said that whoever can pull the giant Black Menetrator out of my ass is the rightful Commandante Supremo Maximo of Global Socialism."
10. "So, what was it like banging Anna Nicole?"
Best of metalgarth
A photo from Carl Carlson's photo scrapbook shows Bumblebee Man (out of costume) and Hans Moleman goofing around with the Microphone Homer gave Bart way back in 1991.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Shutup Dad, I was only 5 at the time."
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"I haven't held something this black and hard since my days in the Venezuelan navy"
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So that's where Jimmy Durante went to!
Best of The Great Satans Sr Intern
Yes we have a old age retirement system ,I will contact you when you qualify.
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Well old man Venezuela's bureaucratic over burdened health care system can't afford to take care of you, you shall be dead within the week. Love live the young slaves of the state!
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"It still smells of sulfur: either Dad had a burrito for lunch, or George Bush came by for a visit.”
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The Courtship of Hugo's Father-Figure...
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Hugo thanks Jimmah Cahtuh for his endorsement of proper election results in Venezuela.
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Howard Cosell greets Hugo on his arrival in hell.
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Seriously, Adolpho - do your "Gavin Newcum" impression and deep throat that mic...
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Chevez opens up the first S.A.M.B.L.A. to the delight of many old men looking for young South American boys to love.
HT: Occasional Reader
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A photo from Carl Carlson's photo scrapbook shows Bumblebee Man (out of costume) and Hans Moleman goofing around with the Microphone Homer gave Bart way back in 1991.
Look who won a free overnight date with Cindy Sheehan the next time she swings by on a propaganda tour.
Hugo: "Shutup Dad, I was only 5 at the time."
"I haven't held something this black and hard since my days in the Venezuelan navy"
The Hugo Chavez Book Club announced that after the latest Chomsky tome, they would review the new Jimmy Carter book.
So that's where Jimmy Durante went to!
Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez boasts of his nation's medical achievements. Chavez is seen here with his medical spokesman, Juan Valdez Giron, age 32.
A man (right) congratulates his son (Left) on finally passing the third grade exams.
"Look what grew under my armpit!"
Yes we have a old age retirement system ,I will contact you when you qualify.
Well old man Venezuela's bureaucratic over burdened health care system can't afford to take care of you, you shall be dead within the week. Love live the young slaves of the state!
Should be long live, but I mixed it up in the Spanish to English translation.
"It still smells of sulfur: either Dad had a burrito for lunch, or George Bush came by for a visit.”
“Sean Penne here spent too much time in the sun on our wonderful Venezuelan beaches.”
The Courtship of Hugo's Father-Figure...
Don't MOST dictatorships organ farm young ones? I'm just askin'...
Hugo Chavez nationalizes the Venezuelan Menudo Fan Club, relieving Fernando Garcia as "el Presidente Para la Vida."
Hugo thanks Jimmah Cahtuh for his endorsement of proper election results in Venezuela.
Redshirt Not-So-Freshmen
CapThis rewind
Putting the dic in dictator.
Hugo; "Yeah, yeah, whatever... I had to do SOMEONE to take my mind off Fidel,
laying there in the hospital,
alone..."
v. word - hhelp
Howard Cosell greets Hugo on his arrival in hell.
Hahahahaha!
No.
Seriously, Adolpho - do your "Gavin Newcum" impression and deep throat that mic...
Chevez opens up the first S.A.M.B.L.A. to the delight of many old men looking for young South American boys to love.
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