Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Old Man and the C Student


1. "I'd like to welcome my newest policy adviser, from Argentina, Senor Hilter!"

2. "Massachusetts, here we come!"

3. "He says he gave AIDS to Castro and Arafat... and I get to be NEXT!"

4. "I nationalized his dentures 15 minutes ago and he STILL doesn't know they're gone!"

5. "In Cuba, when they run out of nitroglycerine tablets, they give you Tic-Tacs!"

6. "I warned you not to look into Hillary's eyes, little boy. It's like opening the Ark of Covenant."

7. "Welcome to Venezuela, Mrs. Thomas."

8. Maybe Meg Ryan is getting a little long in the tooth for romantic comedies.

9. "Congratulations, it is said that whoever can pull the giant Black Menetrator out of my ass is the rightful Commandante Supremo Maximo of Global Socialism."

10. "So, what was it like banging Anna Nicole?"
Best of metalgarth
A photo from Carl Carlson's photo scrapbook shows Bumblebee Man (out of costume) and Hans Moleman goofing around with the Microphone Homer gave Bart way back in 1991.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Shutup Dad, I was only 5 at the time."

Best of The Man
"I haven't held something this black and hard since my days in the Venezuelan navy"

Best of jeff
So that's where Jimmy Durante went to!

Best of The Great Satans Sr Intern
Yes we have a old age retirement system ,I will contact you when you qualify.

Best of Double the U
Well old man Venezuela's bureaucratic over burdened health care system can't afford to take care of you, you shall be dead within the week. Love live the young slaves of the state!

Best of curly
"It still smells of sulfur: either Dad had a burrito for lunch, or George Bush came by for a visit.”

Best of Submariner
The Courtship of Hugo's Father-Figure...

Best of Submariner
Hugo thanks Jimmah Cahtuh for his endorsement of proper election results in Venezuela.

Best of Rodney Dill
Howard Cosell greets Hugo on his arrival in hell.

Best of Submariner
Seriously, Adolpho - do your "Gavin Newcum" impression and deep throat that mic...

Best of Double the U
Chevez opens up the first S.A.M.B.L.A. to the delight of many old men looking for young South American boys to love.

HT: Occasional Reader
Source: Yahoo News

22 comments:

metalgarth said...

A photo from Carl Carlson's photo scrapbook shows Bumblebee Man (out of costume) and Hans Moleman goofing around with the Microphone Homer gave Bart way back in 1991.

Van Helsing said...

Look who won a free overnight date with Cindy Sheehan the next time she swings by on a propaganda tour.

Rodney Dill said...

Hugo: "Shutup Dad, I was only 5 at the time."

The Man said...

"I haven't held something this black and hard since my days in the Venezuelan navy"

Chrees said...

The Hugo Chavez Book Club announced that after the latest Chomsky tome, they would review the new Jimmy Carter book.

jeff said...

So that's where Jimmy Durante went to!

Jack Reacher said...

Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez boasts of his nation's medical achievements. Chavez is seen here with his medical spokesman, Juan Valdez Giron, age 32.

A man (right) congratulates his son (Left) on finally passing the third grade exams.

"Look what grew under my armpit!"

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

Yes we have a old age retirement system ,I will contact you when you qualify.

Double the U said...

Well old man Venezuela's bureaucratic over burdened health care system can't afford to take care of you, you shall be dead within the week. Love live the young slaves of the state!

Double the U said...

Should be long live, but I mixed it up in the Spanish to English translation.

curly said...

"It still smells of sulfur: either Dad had a burrito for lunch, or George Bush came by for a visit.”

curly said...

“Sean Penne here spent too much time in the sun on our wonderful Venezuelan beaches.”

Submariner said...

The Courtship of Hugo's Father-Figure...

Submariner said...

Don't MOST dictatorships organ farm young ones? I'm just askin'...

Submariner said...

Hugo Chavez nationalizes the Venezuelan Menudo Fan Club, relieving Fernando Garcia as "el Presidente Para la Vida."

Submariner said...

Hugo thanks Jimmah Cahtuh for his endorsement of proper election results in Venezuela.

Silhouette said...

Redshirt Not-So-Freshmen

Silhouette said...

CapThis rewind

Putting the dic in dictator.

Submariner said...

Hugo; "Yeah, yeah, whatever... I had to do SOMEONE to take my mind off Fidel,
laying there in the hospital,
alone..."




v. word - hhelp

Rodney Dill said...

Howard Cosell greets Hugo on his arrival in hell.

Submariner said...

Hahahahaha!
No.
Seriously, Adolpho - do your "Gavin Newcum" impression and deep throat that mic...

Double the U said...

Chevez opens up the first S.A.M.B.L.A. to the delight of many old men looking for young South American boys to love.