Friday, April 27, 2007

Of Course, Of Course


1. Blah blah blah Enumclaw... blah blah blah Sully...

2. Overflow from the Kennedy's Easter Orgy spilled into the local post office.

3. "Because I rode in on you, that's why. Now, let's get up to Paris Hilton's room."

4. "Did someone here order fresh Rocky Mountain oysters?"

5. Mr. Ed felt satisfied and strangely aroused as Pennywise dragged Wilbur's unconscious and soon-to-be lifeless body into the sewer.

Best of jeff
"Oh great, he's passed out. How the heck am I supposed to work the ATM now?"

Best of Space
Bloke led me to the watering hole, but couldn't make ME drink.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Sorry Wilbur, it looked like a carrot in your pocket."

Best of Submariner
Frankly - I've shared the stage with Daniel; and you, sir, are NO Danny Radcliffe...

Best of curly
“How is a poor horse supposed to pay the outrages rates that you plumbers charge?”

Best of curly
“…and a lattè is a little milder than a cappuccino due to the greater volume of steamed milk and velvetized foam.”

Best of Rodney Dill
"Oh crap, looks like I stumbled into a Hay Bar."

Best of Jack Reacher
"That horse kicked the man in the vestibule!"
"Oh, my, that's a sensitive area."

Best of Double the U
In a truly unexpected place, Cartman's carefully planed attack on Scott Tenorman finally happened.

Best of Frank_IBC
Horse: "I'm so sick of men. A minute after they climax, they're out cold."

Best of prince of leaves
Enumclaw safe sex PSA: "Barebacking can be deadly, so remember: always wear a saddle."

Best of prince of leaves
When he said he was leaving Siam, Old Paint went all "Fatal Attraction".

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Why the long face? Hillary's hung better...


Photo: Excite News

29 comments:

Cybrludite said...

This is the "low carbon footprint" lifestyle Gore expects the rest of us to endure so he can keep jet setting.

jeff said...

"Oh great, he's passed out. How the heck am I supposed to work the ATM now?"

Space said...

Bloke led me to the watering hole, but couldn't make ME drink.

Rodney Dill said...

Mr Ed: "Sorry Wilbur, it looked like a carrot in your pocket."

Submariner said...

Somehow, San Fran Street Theatre got the "horse in the Dean's office" scene backwards in their performance of "Animal House."

Submariner said...

Frankly - I've shared the stage with Daniel; and you, sir, are NO Danny Radcliffe...

Submariner said...

Flicka had a rule - nothing could be done to him before the same was done to his human. "Gelding" would forever change that...

Double the U said...

The bank robbery went horribly wrong, the man got seven to twelve, the horse, got a bag of oats.

Jonathan said...

'ow to speak Australian: "Registered Democrat voter".

Double the U said...

When he found out he couldn't marry his horse he fell on the floor crying.
After finding out it was a same sex marriage the license was granted.

curly said...

“How is a poor horse supposed to pay the outrages rates that you plumbers charge?”

“Excuse me, Sir. Would you please direct me to the Democtratic Presidential Debates?”

“That gelding Mr. Ed? What a sissy-boy horse he was!”

curly said...

“OK, I got your pantimine! You’re an appeasing Senator Harry Reid, rolling on the floor in fear!”

curly said...

“I’m a Trojan Horse. I sell rubbers.”

curly said...

“…and a lattè is a little milder than a cappuccino due to the greater volume of steamed milk and velvetized foam.”

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh crap, looks like I stumbled into a Hay Bar."

Anonymous said...

One square??

Have you SEEN my ass?!

Rosie O

Jack Reacher said...

"That horse kicked the man in the vestibule!"
"Oh, my, that's a sensitive area."

Trigger wished that, just once, he didn't have to be the one to drive home when Roy "had the flu."

racerboy said...

Standard cap #43: Nice. Making fun of a tragic story of interspecies erotica. Educate yourselves, morons.

Double the U said...

In a truly unexpected place, Cartman's carefully planed attack on Scott Tenorman finally happened.

Frank_IBC said...

Horse: "I'm so sick of men. A minute after they climax, they're out cold."

prince of leaves said...

Open a new super-earner savings account this week at Sparkasse and we'll give you a free horse! (While supplies last.)

prince of leaves said...

Rick Moranis stars in this summer's blockbuster sequel, "Honey, I Blew Up 'My Little Pony'".

prince of leaves said...

"Well, of course I kicked the bastard to death -- he called me a whore!" Caramel the horse's little hearing problem gets her in trouble once again.

prince of leaves said...

It could be worse -- at least tis time they only put a horse in the vestibule and not a daffodil in his buttocks.

prince of leaves said...

Guy on floor: "Whoa...where am I? And what did you do with your sorority sweatshirt?"

prince of leaves said...

Enumclaw safe sex PSA: "Barebacking can be deadly, so remember: always wear a saddle."

prince of leaves said...

When he said he was leaving Siam, Old Paint went all "Fatal Attraction".

Submariner said...

I just don't get this picture - why the heck is John Edwards looking at that passed out guy?

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Why the long face? Hillary's hung better...