Thursday, April 19, 2007

Licking the Spoon


1. "So, Subby, what is the secret ingredient in a gooseberry-roofy jam?"

2. "Spoon's almost lubed up, Senator Clinton. Now, where did you want me to stick it in you?"

3. Smucker? Damn near killed her!

4. Mythbusters prepares to take on the urban legend about the single woman, the dog and the peanut butter.

5. "And this tastes like... Mmmm, Libyan Sweet light crude." Dick Cheney has some odd fetishes.

Best of jeff
I wonder if I can get her for $40 a day?

Best of GOP & College
Dear Diary, Jackpot.

Best of The Man
Mr. Clinton, why does the official jam taster at The Clinton Foundation have to not wear panties?

Best of Rodney Dill
I think you're way beyond Marmalade there Paddington.

Best of curly
Jelly pirate hookers.

Best of Double the U
"Nappy Headed Ho" - Bad
"Chocolate Covered Ho" - Good.

Best of Cybrludite
"Say, why does this chocolate have corn kernels in it?"


Hat Tip: Right Wing News

20 comments:

the paperboy said...

Why does Dennis Miller keep talking about Rosie's Left-Wing Salt Lick? I'd rather lick this.

Jack Reacher said...

"Awful. Look at all the sugar and carbohydrates listed on that label," sniffed Sully.

jeff said...

30 minutes... too long for that meal.

I wonder if I can get her for $40 a day?

jeff said...

Some things, and some people, just shouldn't try to look sexy.

GOP & College said...

1) The 30 minute meal in the oven can wait...

2) The right cook can make a great dessert after a good meal.

3) Dear Diary, Jackpot.

The Man said...

Senator Clinton's idea of socialized medicine hit a snag with her recommendation for erectile dysfunction.

The Man said...

Mr. Clinton, why does the official jam taster at The Clinton Foundation have to not wear panties?

divine miss m said...

Subby can tell a chocolate suit from a mud suit at 50 paces!

Rodney Dill said...

I think you're way beyond Marmalade there Paddington.

curly said...

“Let me personally show my graditute on your insertion of the corporate tax incentives for makers of jam into the latest Defense Department appropriations legislation, Senator Clinton!”

“Peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth, but let’s see what jelly does.”

curly said...

Jelly pirate hookers.

Double the U said...

"Nappy Headed Ho" - Bad
"Chocolate Covered Ho" - Good.

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M said...
Subby can tell a chocolate suit from a mud suit at 50 paces!


Actually, it's more a tactile sense than a visual one, Miss M...

Submariner said...

I'm ready to become, er, uh, MAKE Subby's favorite Banana Slit, er, Banana Split desert...

Cybrludite said...

"Say, why does this chocolate have corn kernels in it?"

Double the U said...

Rachael Ray took her "Meals for under $10" to the Spice Network.

prince of leaves said...

"I liked it better when it was Gavin Newsome," sniffed Sully.

prince of leaves said...

After preparing all day for her boyfriend's birthday surprise, blind Tammy ruined the mood when she licked the spoon and discovered she had grabbed the jar of szechuan paste from the fridge instead of chocolate.

Double the U said...

Well Rachael the story goes that you have to get your chocolate mixed with my peanut butter, lets get started.

Army of Mom said...

Porn movie cover art:
Rachel Lay and 30-minute squeals

THought up by my perverted husband when I mentioned this gal resembled Rachel Ray.