Thursday, April 19, 2007
Licking the Spoon
1. "So, Subby, what is the secret ingredient in a gooseberry-roofy jam?"
2. "Spoon's almost lubed up, Senator Clinton. Now, where did you want me to stick it in you?"
3. Smucker? Damn near killed her!
4. Mythbusters prepares to take on the urban legend about the single woman, the dog and the peanut butter.
5. "And this tastes like... Mmmm, Libyan Sweet light crude." Dick Cheney has some odd fetishes.
Best of jeff
I wonder if I can get her for $40 a day?
Best of GOP & College
Dear Diary, Jackpot.
Best of The Man
Mr. Clinton, why does the official jam taster at The Clinton Foundation have to not wear panties?
Best of Rodney Dill
I think you're way beyond Marmalade there Paddington.
Best of curly
Jelly pirate hookers.
Best of Double the U
"Nappy Headed Ho" - Bad
"Chocolate Covered Ho" - Good.
Best of Cybrludite
"Say, why does this chocolate have corn kernels in it?"
Hat Tip: Right Wing News