Friday, April 27, 2007
Let's Start the Feud
1. "Mr Biden, if you'll stop playing hacky-sack, we can begin the debate now."
2. "Hands on the buzzer, top five answers on the board to this question, 'What type of stain is hardest to get out of a dress?'"
3. "Thanks for the water, Senator Clinton. I didn't know Aquafina came in a bitter almond flavor."
4. News Item: Democrats hold their first debate. "No, I hate America more."
5. At the sound of 'The Voice' Joe Biden feels his testicles shrivel and wither. Hillary's Bene Gesserit training serves her well.
Best of Double the U
Obama put the bottle of water in his mouth to cover his laughing, Hillary was comfortable her was bigger.
Best of Zeke
Hillary was shocked that Obama could throw his voice while drinking water. Biden was just confused, "my wiener never sounded like that before"!
Best of curly
“Technically a ménage à trois, is supposed to be two women and a man. What you’re really talking about here is a gang bang, Hill.”
Best of CJ
"Anyway, Mr. Biden, that's what Eunuch is and that's what all males will be once me and the feminist sisterhood are in power."
Best of Anonymous
Sensing the presence of the Queen Alien on the other side of the podium...The larval alien began to gnaw it's way out of Sen. Biden's stomach.
Best of the paperboy
Obama's ventriloquism stunt was a big hit when he made two dummies argue with each other while he drank a bottle of water.
Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "No I did not say 'Win the Erection.'"
Source and Tip: Knowledge Is Power