Friday, April 27, 2007

Let's Start the Feud


1. "Mr Biden, if you'll stop playing hacky-sack, we can begin the debate now."

2. "Hands on the buzzer, top five answers on the board to this question, 'What type of stain is hardest to get out of a dress?'"

3. "Thanks for the water, Senator Clinton. I didn't know Aquafina came in a bitter almond flavor."

4. News Item: Democrats hold their first debate. "No, I hate America more."

5. At the sound of 'The Voice' Joe Biden feels his testicles shrivel and wither. Hillary's Bene Gesserit training serves her well.

Best of Double the U
Obama put the bottle of water in his mouth to cover his laughing, Hillary was comfortable her was bigger.

Best of Zeke
Hillary was shocked that Obama could throw his voice while drinking water. Biden was just confused, "my wiener never sounded like that before"!

Best of curly
“Technically a ménage à trois, is supposed to be two women and a man. What you’re really talking about here is a gang bang, Hill.”

Best of CJ
"Anyway, Mr. Biden, that's what Eunuch is and that's what all males will be once me and the feminist sisterhood are in power."

Best of Anonymous
Sensing the presence of the Queen Alien on the other side of the podium...The larval alien began to gnaw it's way out of Sen. Biden's stomach.

Best of the paperboy
Obama's ventriloquism stunt was a big hit when he made two dummies argue with each other while he drank a bottle of water.

Best of Rodney Dill
Hillary: "No I did not say 'Win the Erection.'"


Source and Tip: Knowledge Is Power

30 comments:

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Double the U said...

Obama put the bottle of water in his mouth to cover his laughing, Hillary was comfortable her was bigger.

Zeke said...

Hillary was shocked that Obama could throw his voice while drinking water. Biden was just confused, "my wiener never sounded like that before"!

Zeke said...

Three Stooges, "The next generation"

Jonathan said...

As Obama p#ssed on Biden shoes, Hillary "raises the roof". The Dem shindig was officially ON!

Zeke said...

Obama was sweating as he watched El presidente HillDog summon gut worms into Biden's stomach.

curly said...

Hear no evil, see no evil, and Bush is evil.

curly said...

“Technically a ménage à trois, is supposed to be two women and a man. What you’re really talking about here is a gang bang, Hill.”

CJ said...

"Anyway, Mr. Biden, that's what Eunuch is and that's what all males will be once me and the feminist sisterhood are in power."

Van Helsing said...

"What do you mean it's not zipped?"

sonicfrog said...

Biden marvels, "Whoa, I guess it IS true what they say about black men. How do you manage without tripping on it"????

Hillary responds, "Big deal. You haven't seen mine yet"!!!!

Anonymous said...

At that moment the alien began to gnaw it's way out of Sen. Biden's stomach. It knew the Queen Alien was just on the other side of the podium...

Submariner said...

The next game is for all three of you; the "American Surrender Hoedown."

Submariner said...

Clinton was impressed as Obama performed his Gavin Newcum impression on the Pellegrino bottle. Biden was embarassed that he had choked on a Perrier...

Jack Reacher said...

Senators Biden and Clinton practice rubbing their tummies and patting their heads at the same time, while Obama elects to wait for the walking-while-chewing-gum competition.

Clinton: Do you smell sulfur?
Biden: Maybe I stepped in something.
Obama, gargling voice: Bush-Satan was here!

Submariner said...

Dammit, Obama; you promised "What happens at Avalon Manor, STAYS at Avalon Manor..."

Submariner said...

OK, Joe; do you STILL think he's "clean and articulate?"

Submariner said...

Obama introduces Joe to his prom date.

Submariner said...

Y'know? At least Carnak gave two semi-serious answers before the punchline...

curly said...

Obama wins a round of “Iraq/paper/scissors”.

curly said...

Hill says: “Thank goodness Rosie left ‘The View’; she was stealing all of my thunder.”

Frank_IBC said...

Senator Biden looks in confusion after Congressman Obama ventriloquizes the words "I suppose you'll want me to wash your d**k for you, you little s**t" into Senator Clinton's mouth.

Anonymous said...

"...swingggg lowwwww, sweeeet chaaaaaaarioooot...

Steve O

the paperboy said...

Obama's ventriloquism stunt was a big hit when he made two dummies argue with each other while he drank a bottle of water.

the paperboy said...

Isn't it a "sandwich" when a woman is in the middle?

the paperboy said...

Honest, Hill, I don't remember riding you or passing out in the lobby, but when I came to, it was gone!

divine miss m said...

The Democratic National 'Rub Your Tummy, Pat Your Head' Team prepares for the final competition against Mrs. Jansen's pre-school class.

Submariner said...

The Shrill: "...AND the whore you rode in on..."

Clinton scores a knockout in the debate (according to CNN).

Jack Reacher said...

Hello, caller, you're on the air. Where are you calling from?
Livonia.
Um, okay, Obama you can sit this one out.

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "No I did not say 'Win the Erection.'"