1. ORCJTMDE*: "Good job, Shenaynay. You keep him distracted while daddy lifts his wallet."2. "All right, kid, now get the hell out of Livonia before I take a bite out of your ass."
3. Dieter found McGruff the Crime Dog. "Magnificently Dystopian. It fills me with despair and arousal."
4. "Daddy, I understand you left mama for 'Uncle Roger,' but what's a 'plushy?'"
5. "Good, now let's go into the alley and I'll show you a 'bad touch.'"
6. "No, Shenaynay, that's not 'Snoop Dogg.' Damn, you been drinkin' that stuff under the sink again, girl?"
7. "You should know, my daddy goes for anything in a leather collar. So, watch your butt!"
8. "Damn, dawg, look at that palm. You must do yourself 24/7."
9. "Daddy say he's gotta bone I'd like to bury with you. Interested?"
10. But her pleas for mercy fell on deaf ears as McGruff activated his Goa'uld hand device and fried Shenaynay's brain.
Best of Submariner
"Alright! We're goin' shoppin' at Old Navy™ with Dawn!"
Best of Submariner
So, McGruff - why you wearin' a trenchcoat and always hangin' out around the schools? I'm just askin'...
Best of The Great Satans Sr Intern
Damm Dogg, you be nappy.
Source: Knoxville Blog
* Obligatory Racist Cap Just to Make Dawn's Head Explode
11 comments:
After the beagal ran away, the Boyfriend had to make do with what he had.
Keisha puts the lessons learned from the Dog Whisperer into practice.
"Yeah, the sign says 'Dogwood Arts.' You wanna see my dog wood?"
Once more:
U.S. attorneys fired by the Bush administration go undercover in an attempt to root out political conspiracies.
"Who you callin' nappy headed?"
Why yes, I do like it doggy style. Why do you ask?
We're heading to Emnuclaw for some payback.
We just flew in from Emnuclaw and boy is my ass tired.
We just flew in from Emnuclaw and I am bone tired.
McGruff was arrested shortly after his "Hey kid, wanna take a bite out of crime?" comment.
"Alright! We're goin' shoppin' at Old Navy™ with Dawn!"
So, McGruff - why you wearin' a trenchcoat and always hangin' out around the schools? I'm just askin'...
Damm Dogg, you be nappy.
"Gimme some paw" was ok with daddy. However, when McGruff followed with "Now, gimme some tail" all hell broke loose...
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