Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I Can See Thursday From Here


1. "Oh, yeah, yeah, grab that chain-link fence. Show me some cheek. Yeah, baby."

2. Shia later walked off the set after finding out Andrew Sullivan's Rear Window wasn't the remake he thought it was.

3. "Another night spent eating Cheetos and watching Aerobics classes at Fitness USA. Life is good."

4. "Cool! You can see all the blogs from here. Gross! Van Helsing posted another Hillary pic. Cool pic of Cthulu at Ace, though."

5. "Another week or two of this and we'll move into the next phase of our relationship... stalking."

Best of The Great Satans Sr Intern
When my tax refund comes in I can buy my own HD TV.

Best of Jack Reacher
Billy had one job at the meth house; watch for the fuzz, and he didn't intend to let Uncle Jay down.

Best of snarky one
Ron Weasley found that his Omniculars could see more than just Quidditch, and the slo mo and replay features were just bonuses.
The girls' showers would never be the same. Now if Harry would only give up the invisibility cloak...

Best of The Great Satans Sr Intern
Last time I will ever rent midget porn.

Best of curly
“The Lilliputians have just elected Dennis Kucinich as their leader!”

Best of Cybrludite
Livin' the "Ace Of Spades Lifestyle" After this, I'm going to get hopped up on Value-Rite vodka & murder some bums.

Best of Rodney Dill
On a leer day you can peek forever.

Best of Submariner
Yes, Mistress Pelosi, I think I might have seen a glimmer of integrit... never mind - dirty optics. Sorry.

AssPress Photo/Paramount Pictures/Suzanne Tenner

14 comments:

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

When my tax refund comes in I can buy my own HD TV.

The Man said...
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Jack Reacher said...

Just then, "The View" came on TV, and William's eyes were permanently damaged.

Billy had one job at the meth house; watch for the fuzz, and he didn't intend to let Uncle Jay down.

snarky one said...

Ron Weasley found that his Omniculars could see more than just Quidditch, and the slo mo and replay features were just bonuses.

The girls' showers would never be the same. Now if Harry would only give up the invisibility cloak...

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

Last time I will ever rent midget porn.

curly said...

“Tweasers to grab my penis, binoculars to find my penis, and CNN coverage of Nancy Pelosi’s fantasies of peace with Syria; I’m ready for my session of moonbat masterbation.”

curly said...

“The Lilliputians have just elected Dennis Kucinich as their leader!”

Cybrludite said...

Livin' the "Ace Of Spades Lifestyle" After this, I'm going to get hopped up on Value-Rite vodka & murder some bums.

Rodney Dill said...

On a leer day you can peek forever.

Submariner said...

ORA:


"Ooooh, I wish I was a loofah..."

Submariner said...

Yes, Mistress Pelosi, I think I might have seen a glimmer of integrit... never mind - dirty optics. Sorry.

Submariner said...

Actually, it's an exhausting stalk; I'm keeping one eye on EACH of the twins...

Submariner said...

Even today, Tony keeps a very close watch on Alyssa's, errrr, umm, career.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "c'MON, Miss M... the mud suit's nice but just step into the shower..."