Holy Sh-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-t!

1. "Must! Flee! HIV! Positive! Beagle!"

2. 'Ow to speak Korean: Fast Food.

3. "Come back, Laddy. Imus wasn't threatening to have you 'spayed.' He was talking about Barack Obama."

4. After seeing what happened to Rex, Laddy got out of Enumclaw quick, fast, and in a hurry.

5. In this scene from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry's magical levitating dog flees after catching the young wizard naked with a horse.

6. "When I said I wanted a hot bitch who knew how to jump, you were supposed to set me up with one of the Nappy Headed Ho's from Rutgers." With those words, Hillary fires another campaign aide.

7. "Day 113: Have learned to levitate the dog." --- Hillary's Witchcraft Diary.

8. "Run for your lives! PETA's serving recalled Canadian dog food!"

9. After that, the vet learned not to confuse the neutering knife with the pepper-slicing knife.

10. "And now for my next impression, Jesse Owens." --- Finally, a Blazing Saddles reference that doesn't involve people standing back while things are whipped out.

Best of Silhouette
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Best of jeff
Spot discovers new challenge on the agility course: Punji Sticks.

Best of the paperboy
It looks like he's trying to jump over an invisible dog, but can't quite make it.

Best of Submariner
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing an old friend during a campaign stop.

Best of Chrees
(Shamelessly stolen from Gary Larson) "I'm going to the vet to get tutored!"

Best of Double the U
Another user runs from the previous post.

Best of l'américaine
Peter Singer's wedding results in a runaway bride.

Best of Double the U
Oh dear God there is a fuzzy little kitten with a gold-plated assault rifle in the TTLB Ecosystem

Best of prince of leaves
A shot from the competetive runoffs at this year's Westminster Special-Needs Dog Show, where every dog is beautiful and a winner.

Best of Submariner
bacon, Bacon, BACON!

Best of CJ
Soylent Alpo is chihauhuas!

Source: Fred Miranda