Friday, April 13, 2007

Holy Sh-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-t!


1. "Must! Flee! HIV! Positive! Beagle!"

2. 'Ow to speak Korean: Fast Food.

3. "Come back, Laddy. Imus wasn't threatening to have you 'spayed.' He was talking about Barack Obama."

4. After seeing what happened to Rex, Laddy got out of Enumclaw quick, fast, and in a hurry.

5. In this scene from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry's magical levitating dog flees after catching the young wizard naked with a horse.

6. "When I said I wanted a hot bitch who knew how to jump, you were supposed to set me up with one of the Nappy Headed Ho's from Rutgers." With those words, Hillary fires another campaign aide.

7. "Day 113: Have learned to levitate the dog." --- Hillary's Witchcraft Diary.

8. "Run for your lives! PETA's serving recalled Canadian dog food!"

9. After that, the vet learned not to confuse the neutering knife with the pepper-slicing knife.

10. "And now for my next impression, Jesse Owens." --- Finally, a Blazing Saddles reference that doesn't involve people standing back while things are whipped out.

Best of Silhouette
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Best of jeff
Spot discovers new challenge on the agility course: Punji Sticks.

Best of the paperboy
It looks like he's trying to jump over an invisible dog, but can't quite make it.

Best of Submariner
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing an old friend during a campaign stop.

Best of Chrees
(Shamelessly stolen from Gary Larson) "I'm going to the vet to get tutored!"

Best of Double the U
Another user runs from the previous post.

Best of l'américaine
Peter Singer's wedding results in a runaway bride.

Best of Double the U
Oh dear God there is a fuzzy little kitten with a gold-plated assault rifle in the TTLB Ecosystem

Best of prince of leaves
A shot from the competetive runoffs at this year's Westminster Special-Needs Dog Show, where every dog is beautiful and a winner.

Best of Submariner
bacon, Bacon, BACON!

Best of CJ
Soylent Alpo is chihauhuas!

Source: Fred Miranda

26 comments:

jeff said...

Spot discovers new challenge on the agility course: Punji Sticks.

Anonymous said...

A dog reacts to Ingrid Newkirk's comment that there's nothing wrong with bestiality.

Anonymous said...

In case anyone doesn't believe me (and/or doesn't get the Enumclaw thing):
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2005/rubin072105.htm

the paperboy said...

It looks like he's trying to jump over an invisible dog, but can't quite make it.

Submariner said...

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing an old friend during a campaign stop.

Silhouette said...

KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Chrees said...

(Shamelessly stolen from Gary Larson)

"I'm going to the vet to get tutored!"

Jack Reacher said...

The gay swim team's mascot is also involved in competitive sports.

Gavin Newsome's dog reacted strangely when he spotted a microphone.

Rodney Dill said...

Another Kennedy passes the bar.

Double the U said...

Another user runs from the previous post.

Submariner said...

Proper location and application of a Viking Kitten's helmet horns will resolve most canine disturbances...

l'américaine said...

AssPress: Dog show hopeful Laddy reacts to seeing an old friend. An old human "friend" from Enumclaw.

By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusetts--hey where ya goin'?!

Peter Singer's wedding results in a runaway bride.

l'américaine said...

Ingrid Newkirk's wedding results in a runaway bride.

Double the U said...

Oh dear God there is a fuzzy little kitten with a gold-plated assault rifle in the TTLB Ecosystem

Cybrludite said...

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog! Underdog!

Cricket said...

You'd run too if you saw what was in the next pic!

Jack Reacher said...

V the K,
I hope this link displays fully. It's worth a look for Caption This:
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_1627_images/
0411070917_M_041107_weekinpics.jpg

Double the U said...

OMG all the male dogs balls are gone!

prince of leaves said...

A shot from the competetive runoffs at this year's Westminster Special-Needs Dog Show, where every dog is beautiful and a winner.

prince of leaves said...

LOST DOG: black and white, long coat, last seen during Hurricane Katrina.

prince of leaves said...

In spite of an assortment of pictures like this, the Health Department review board didn't believe shady restaurateur Li Xong's assertions that dogs are, in fact, a form of poultry.

Submariner said...

Oh, dear Gaia! My human's fortune said "That wasn't chicken."

Submariner said...

The Democrat's are coming!
The Democrat's are coming!

Submariner said...

bacon, Bacon, BACON!

Submariner said...

I'm leaving town cuz I SAW how you "served" your HORSE!

Submariner said...

...duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!