Saturday, April 07, 2007

Happy Easter, Sick Twisted Freaks



1. "Sorry, Roseanne, I'm just not that into you."

2. "Billy, the nice people from Social Services would like to know why you drew nipples on all your Easter eggs."

3. "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."

4. "Mommy, what color should C'thulu's tentacles be?"

5. "40 lbs of Semtex and roofing nails in the stroller? I guess we'll show those Zionist bastards, huh, mommy? Allahu Akbar!"

Best of prince of leaves
Spotting a grey hair in the mirror that morning, Lynette knew it was time for another youth-restorative blood-feeding at the nearby playground.

Best of Submariner
Unlike her sister, Sally Anne LeTourneau went for the "biker, bad-boy" type...

Best of Double the U
Todd and Tina Redsmith lead a relatively normal life despite being conjoined twins.

Best of divine miss m
Ahh, leetle boy, please for me to dreenk vodka from your skull...

Best of Rodney Dill
"I made mommy's butt look fat."

Best of Zeke
The Daywalker knew she had to feed if she was to survive another day in the harsh Minnesotan sun.

13 comments:

Double the U said...

Heather Has Two Hens was the alternate lifestyle spring time coloring book.

prince of leaves said...

Spotting a grey hair in the mirror that morning, Lynette knew it was time for another youth-restorative blood-feeding at the nearby playground.

Anonymous said...

Roseanne got angry as the human diet failed to be the ultimate weight loss solution.

Submariner said...

Unlike her sister, Sally Anne LeTourneau went for the "biker, bad-boy" type...

Submariner said...

Mine's "Peterbuilt." How's yours?

Submariner said...

Y'know? they's only two kinds of music: Country, and Western...

Submariner said...

♪In John Deere Green;
On a hot summer night he wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" in letters 3 ft high.
And the whole town said that he shoulda used red, but it looked good to Charlene - in John Deere Green.♪

Double the U said...

Todd and Tina Redsmith lead a relatively normal life despite being conjoined twins.

Submariner said...

Look, babe, this whole "coloring thing" is ok, but I'd rather just do another line if it's all the same to you...

divine miss m said...

Ahh, leetle boy, please for me to dreenk vodka from your skull...

Rodney Dill said...

"I made mommy's butt look fat."

Zeke said...

The Daywalker knew she had to feed if she was to survive another day in the harsh Minnesotan sun.

bubbalove said...

'..and Ms. Hazel here says this is what my head will look like after I'm sacrificed at the coven-I mean the NOW meeting tonight and they prep it for their skyclad Easter vilification ceremony!'