Saturday, April 07, 2007
Happy Easter, Sick Twisted Freaks
1. "Sorry, Roseanne, I'm just not that into you."
2. "Billy, the nice people from Social Services would like to know why you drew nipples on all your Easter eggs."
3. "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."
4. "Mommy, what color should C'thulu's tentacles be?"
5. "40 lbs of Semtex and roofing nails in the stroller? I guess we'll show those Zionist bastards, huh, mommy? Allahu Akbar!"
Best of prince of leaves
Spotting a grey hair in the mirror that morning, Lynette knew it was time for another youth-restorative blood-feeding at the nearby playground.
Best of Submariner
Unlike her sister, Sally Anne LeTourneau went for the "biker, bad-boy" type...
Best of Double the U
Todd and Tina Redsmith lead a relatively normal life despite being conjoined twins.
Best of divine miss m
Ahh, leetle boy, please for me to dreenk vodka from your skull...
Best of Rodney Dill
"I made mommy's butt look fat."
Best of Zeke
The Daywalker knew she had to feed if she was to survive another day in the harsh Minnesotan sun.