Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Hallelujah

1. Standard Caption #42: Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!

2. "Crap! M, C, and A just got hit by a lawnmower."

3. Standard Caption #2: "Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Black goat of the woods with a thousand young!"

4. Two seconds later, he was squashed into a stain on the pavement. Yes, he had been open, but had not taken into account the size variance between himself and Kobe.

5. "It bites off the heads of males and uses them strictly for mating purposes. I named it, 'Hillary.'"

Best of metalgarth
For some reason, the special effects in the earlier Alien movies seem a heckuva lot scarier.

Best of Van Helsing
Turnout was low for the neighborhood's first insect gay pride parade.

Best of sonicfrog
Entomologist were not too concerned to find the decidedly less-than-deadly French Mantis had found its way stateside.

Best of Rodney Dill
Everyone celebrated when Rosie left the view.

Best of Kevin Walker
"THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND! THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND!"

Best of Targetpractice
Did that Mantis just scream "Allah Akbar!"?

Best of Rodney Dill
The ACLU dropped their suit when the name was changed to Meditating Mantis

Best of Submariner
I love you THIIIIIIIIIIS much!

Best of Submariner
Must.Hold.Up.Wonder.Woman's.Boot...Save.Fambly...

Best of lawhawk
I knew it was a bad idea to leave Klendathu early.

Best of Submariner
Watch me pull an arachnid out of my anus! Nothin' up my carapace...

Best of racerboy
Standard caption #89: "Come on, stand up and sing with me -- what are you people, uptight or something?"

Arriba: Evariste
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27 comments:

metalgarth said...

For some reason, the special effects in the earlier Alien movies seem a heckuva lot scarier.

Jack Reacher said...

Shortly after this photo was taken, he was crushed by a former U.S. attorney--fired by the Bush administration--who felt the need to demonstrate his remaining power.

"I got it, I got it...Shit! It's the size of a planet! Run!"

Van Helsing said...

Turnout was low for the neighborhood's first insect gay pride parade.

jeff said...

"The Karate Kid" finally hits the insect world.

sonicfrog said...

Insect version of the wave!

sonicfrog said...

The Praying Mantis is a role model for patience and perseverance. Normally nothing can distract them from the never-ending hunt for food. But this one found time to mock defeatist Harry Reid by striking the surrender pose.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Entomologist were not too concerned to find the decidedly less-than-deadly French Mantis had found its way stateside.

Rodney Dill said...

Everyone celebrated when Rosie left the view.

Kevin Walker said...

"THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND! THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND!"

The Man said...

Fox's new reality show: Are you smarter than a praying mantis?

Fox's new show: Wife (who will likely kill you and eat your remains) Swap.

Targetpractice said...

Is it bad that the Mantis just scream "Allah Akbar!"?

A cousin to the Praying Mantis, the Televangelist Mantis does everything it can to attract attention and people's hard-earned bucks.

Double the U said...

"Rosie is leaving the view? YEAH!"

Chip said...

It's fun to stay at the Y....

Rodney Dill said...

The ACLU dropped their suit when the name was changed to Meditating Mantis

Submariner said...

Oh, c'mon guys - you KNOW I get turned around out here in the 'burbs. Which way is Mecca?

Submariner said...

I love you THIIIIIIIIIIS much!

Submariner said...

Must.Hold.Up.Wonder.Woman's.Boot...Save.Fambly...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Famous Cat juggler's of the insect world.

lawhawk said...

I knew it was a bad idea to leave Klendathu early.

Another frigging bug hunt? Are you kidding me?

Submariner said...

Watch me pull an arachnid out of my anus! Nothin' up my carapace...

divine miss m said...

"...And that's how my twelfth husband died. So, now I'm a widow..."

sonicfrog said...

To rephrase my previous comment:

"Hey guys! Look!!! I'm Harry Reid - -
'I quit, I surrender, I GIVE UP'"!!!

racerboy said...

Standard caption #89: "Come on, stand up and sing with me -- what are you people, uptight or something?"

Frank_IBC said...

"With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!"

Anonymous said...

All hail K! All hail K!!

Anonymous said...

No Doogle, Close, Far away!, Close Far Away!