1. Standard Caption #42: Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!2. "Crap! M, C, and A just got hit by a lawnmower."
3. Standard Caption #2: "Ia! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! Black goat of the woods with a thousand young!"
4. Two seconds later, he was squashed into a stain on the pavement. Yes, he had been open, but had not taken into account the size variance between himself and Kobe.
5. "It bites off the heads of males and uses them strictly for mating purposes. I named it, 'Hillary.'"
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For some reason, the special effects in the earlier Alien movies seem a heckuva lot scarier.
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Turnout was low for the neighborhood's first insect gay pride parade.
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Entomologist were not too concerned to find the decidedly less-than-deadly French Mantis had found its way stateside.
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Everyone celebrated when Rosie left the view.
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"THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND! THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND!"
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Did that Mantis just scream "Allah Akbar!"?
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The ACLU dropped their suit when the name was changed to Meditating Mantis
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I love you THIIIIIIIIIIS much!
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Must.Hold.Up.Wonder.Woman's.Boot...Save.Fambly...
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I knew it was a bad idea to leave Klendathu early.
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Watch me pull an arachnid out of my anus! Nothin' up my carapace...
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Standard caption #89: "Come on, stand up and sing with me -- what are you people, uptight or something?"
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For some reason, the special effects in the earlier Alien movies seem a heckuva lot scarier.
Shortly after this photo was taken, he was crushed by a former U.S. attorney--fired by the Bush administration--who felt the need to demonstrate his remaining power.
"I got it, I got it...Shit! It's the size of a planet! Run!"
Turnout was low for the neighborhood's first insect gay pride parade.
"The Karate Kid" finally hits the insect world.
Insect version of the wave!
The Praying Mantis is a role model for patience and perseverance. Normally nothing can distract them from the never-ending hunt for food. But this one found time to mock defeatist Harry Reid by striking the surrender pose.
Entomologist were not too concerned to find the decidedly less-than-deadly French Mantis had found its way stateside.
Everyone celebrated when Rosie left the view.
"THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND! THE RED WINGS MADE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND!"
Fox's new reality show: Are you smarter than a praying mantis?
Fox's new show: Wife (who will likely kill you and eat your remains) Swap.
Is it bad that the Mantis just scream "Allah Akbar!"?
A cousin to the Praying Mantis, the Televangelist Mantis does everything it can to attract attention and people's hard-earned bucks.
"Rosie is leaving the view? YEAH!"
It's fun to stay at the Y....
The ACLU dropped their suit when the name was changed to Meditating Mantis
Oh, c'mon guys - you KNOW I get turned around out here in the 'burbs. Which way is Mecca?
I love you THIIIIIIIIIIS much!
Must.Hold.Up.Wonder.Woman's.Boot...Save.Fambly...
ORA:
Famous Cat juggler's of the insect world.
I knew it was a bad idea to leave Klendathu early.
Another frigging bug hunt? Are you kidding me?
Watch me pull an arachnid out of my anus! Nothin' up my carapace...
"...And that's how my twelfth husband died. So, now I'm a widow..."
To rephrase my previous comment:
"Hey guys! Look!!! I'm Harry Reid - -
'I quit, I surrender, I GIVE UP'"!!!
Standard caption #89: "Come on, stand up and sing with me -- what are you people, uptight or something?"
"With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!"
All hail K! All hail K!!
No Doogle, Close, Far away!, Close Far Away!
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