Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The Glory of Love
1. "All right, after that bad touch, I no longer feel safe with you. I'm going to George Takei's house."
2. "You're reaming my ass while thinking of Peter Cetera again, aren't you?"
3. The SWAT Team didn't count on Mr. Miyagi using his young ward as a human shield.
4. "I wish I knew how to jujitsu."
5. ORA: "Yes, it's true. I'm your real father, and your real mother is ... Joanie Cunningham."
6. "Whoa, check out those nappy headed hos."
Best of jeff
"Daniel-san, it was good of you to kick Peter in the nuts to assist him in hitting those high notes."
Best of Rodney Dill
Grasshopper, quickly as you can, snatch the pebbles from my pants.
Best of Jack Reacher
"And then, when the Zionist clerk takes your pizza order, you scream something about Allah, and push the button!"
Best of prince of leaves
Dual thought bubble: "[sigh] That Peter Cetera has some hot moobs..."
Hat Tip: Divine Miss M.