Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Glory of Love


1. "All right, after that bad touch, I no longer feel safe with you. I'm going to George Takei's house."

2. "You're reaming my ass while thinking of Peter Cetera again, aren't you?"

3. The SWAT Team didn't count on Mr. Miyagi using his young ward as a human shield.

4. "I wish I knew how to jujitsu."

5. ORA: "Yes, it's true. I'm your real father, and your real mother is ... Joanie Cunningham."

6. "Whoa, check out those nappy headed hos."
Best of jeff
"Daniel-san, it was good of you to kick Peter in the nuts to assist him in hitting those high notes."

Best of Rodney Dill
Grasshopper, quickly as you can, snatch the pebbles from my pants.

Best of Jack Reacher
"And then, when the Zionist clerk takes your pizza order, you scream something about Allah, and push the button!"

Best of prince of leaves
Dual thought bubble: "[sigh] That Peter Cetera has some hot moobs..."



Hat Tip: Divine Miss M.
Source: Ew

10 comments:

Cybrludite said...

Wax on, WAX OFF!

metalgarth said...

Is that a nunchaku in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

jeff said...

(both thinking)"Why couldn't he be Elizabeth Shue instead?"

"So... still remember how to make a hamburger, Arnold?"

Truly the love that dare not speak it's name...

"Daniel-san, it was good of you to kick Peter in the nuts to assist him in hitting those high notes."

Rodney Dill said...

Grasshopper, quickly as you can, snatch the pebbles from my pants.

Rodney Dill said...

"Happy Days are here again..."

Jack Reacher said...

Seen here is a cancelled campaign poster for the 3rd Congressional District. Aides were divided on the reason for the poster's lack of success.

"And then, when the Zionist clerk takes your pizza order, you scream something about Allah, and push the button!"

prince of leaves said...

Dual thought bubble: "[sigh] That Peter Cetera has some hot moobs..."

prince of leaves said...

It was only after the success of "Karate Kid" that Hiroshima survivor Pat Norita was able to talk about his Kuato-like submerged twin...and only then because he had to explain its billing in the credits as Ralph Macchio's dialogue double.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Now I show you 'sand floor', Danielson."

The Great Satans Sr Intern said...

Suck it up Pop, Im leaving you for Jackie Chan.