Wednesday, April 18, 2007
From Russia With Yuck
1. "But I was shouting 'Putin' not 'Put it in!'"
2. "But I don't want to spend a night with 'Olga, the Loneliest Cossack!'"
3. "Thanks for helping with my Sully impression, guys."
4. "Make a wish."
5. "Into the Bummer Tent with you, Hippie Scum!"
Best of the unfairly deprived of a Hat Tip Rodney Dill
"Careful, it might be loaded."
Best of Jack Reacher
Vladimir Putin's personal guard detail practice their defenestration skills.
"Hey, Boris, let's feed him to the silicone chick with the huge lips."
Some U.S. attorneys, after being fired by the Bush administration, required assistance exiting the premises.
Best of Submariner
Just tell Grandma you missed dinner because you were at the Gulag. She'll understand... or else.
Best of Silhouette
Despite concerns from critics that its use constitutes disproportionate response and will only escalate the cruelty, the US Army is seen here unloading a LawyerBot for deployment. "Unlike predator drones, these suckers have no heart, no control, they will NOT stop," complained Sunshine McGee from Students Against...Whatever, or SA...W.
Best of Dickey Swollenz
In the year 2012, annual trips to the gynecologist will be madatory and enforcement will be strict, thanks to HillaryCare.
Best of Van Helsing
Thanks to his lunch at Taco Bell, a single blast soon sent the soldiers sprawling.
Best of Occasional Reader
According to Russian Interior Ministry tradition, the fingerless black glove is given to the riot cop who has drawn "package pushing" duty for the day.
Best of jeff
"Quiet or soldiers spank!"
Best of Cybrludite
In Soviet Russia, crowd surfs YOU!
Hat Tip: Andrew Rapp