1. "But I was shouting 'Putin' not 'Put it in!'"
2. "But I don't want to spend a night with 'Olga, the Loneliest Cossack!'"
3. "Thanks for helping with my Sully impression, guys."
4. "Make a wish."
5. "Into the Bummer Tent with you, Hippie Scum!"
Best of the unfairly deprived of a Hat Tip Rodney Dill
"Careful, it might be loaded."
Best of Jack Reacher
Vladimir Putin's personal guard detail practice their defenestration skills.
"Hey, Boris, let's feed him to the silicone chick with the huge lips."
Some U.S. attorneys, after being fired by the Bush administration, required assistance exiting the premises.
Best of Submariner
Just tell Grandma you missed dinner because you were at the Gulag. She'll understand... or else.
Best of Silhouette
Despite concerns from critics that its use constitutes disproportionate response and will only escalate the cruelty, the US Army is seen here unloading a LawyerBot for deployment. "Unlike predator drones, these suckers have no heart, no control, they will NOT stop," complained Sunshine McGee from Students Against...Whatever, or SA...W.
Best of Dickey Swollenz
In the year 2012, annual trips to the gynecologist will be madatory and enforcement will be strict, thanks to HillaryCare.
Best of Van Helsing
Thanks to his lunch at Taco Bell, a single blast soon sent the soldiers sprawling.
Best of Occasional Reader
According to Russian Interior Ministry tradition, the fingerless black glove is given to the riot cop who has drawn "package pushing" duty for the day.
Best of jeff
"Quiet or soldiers spank!"
Best of Cybrludite
In Soviet Russia, crowd surfs YOU!
Hat Tip: Andrew Rapp
32 comments:
What happens in the military when you do ask and do tell.
"Careful, it might be loaded."
Andrew must've beaten me to the punch in submitting this picture.
Vladimir Putin's personal guard detail practice their defenestration skills.
"Hey, Boris, let's feed him to the silicone chick with the huge lips."
Some U.S. attorneys, after being fired by the Bush administration, required assistance exiting the premises.
The Pulitzer committee was upset when they found a conservative agenda writer nominated.
Just tell Grandma you missed dinner because you were at the Gulag. She'll understand...
or else.
A few friends take care of SOTG for Cali Logan.
Sorry, mes amigo, but ya takes 'em when ya gots 'em.
Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve toss der salad...
Despite concerns from critics that its use constitutes disproportionate response and will only escalate the cruelty, the US Army is seen here unloading a LawyerBot for deployment. "Unlike predator drones, these suckers have no heart, no control, they will NOT stop," complained Sunshine McGee from Students Against...Whatever, or SA...W.
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In the year 2012, annual trips to the gynecologist will be madatory and enforcement will be strict, thanks to HillaryCare.
(ORA)
APOD
I said Nappy Headed Bro....please believe me!
Let go of the taint.
Thanks to his lunch at Taco Bell, a single blast soon sent the soldiers sprawling.
According to Russian Interior Ministry tradition, the fingerless black glove is given to the riot cop who has drawn "package pushing" duty for the day.
Andrew screamed; "Hey! That's NOT how you pack fudge!"
Comrads,My dog eat my draft notice.
Cap This! standard # 17:
Kaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnn!
Cap This! standard # 19:
Kobe - over here - I'm wide open!
Cap This! standard # 31:
...and then we sent him into the corn...
commonly known as "Mexican artillery"
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I totally turned this one in to!!!
"Guys, this is only practice! Guys!?!"
"Chess champion and Putin critic Gary Kasperov gets his "king" turned into a "queen.""
"Quiet or soldiers spank!"
In related news, Andrew Sullivan denied today that his desire to go through Russian police academy was influenced by this photo.
Cant we all just get get along?
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
In Soviet Russia, crowd surfs YOU!
"Oh... Oh... Oh...♫
Oh Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.
♫"
I think V might need a new "impromtu prostate exams" label.
I'm sorry! I'm SORRY I called you melon headed hos! I'm SOOOOOORRRY!!!
And then SHOOMP!! as the human canon launches Sullivan into a strategic location in the outskirts of Baghdad.
I didn't feel too deprived, just saw that as a good picture someone else probably submitted it first.
What about the APOD reference
(Astronomy Picture of the Day) this was obviously their best shot of Uranus.
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