Thursday, April 26, 2007

Far Out Space Boobs

1. Her hotness completely explains global warming.

2. Yeoman Kelly finds out why you never refuse when Spock says "Put out or get out."

3. The Smithfield Planetarium presents ... Barbarella.

4. Subby just wished she was in orbit around his pole.

5. Admit it, this beats the hell out of four elephants and a giant turtle.

Best of The Man
Good News: Scientists have discovered a planet that might hold life.
Bad News: It is inhabited by superhuman sized lesbians.

Best of Jack Reacher
In response to declining sales, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe decided to try a lingerie show/buffet special on Tuesdays.

Best of Cybrludite
Must... not... giggle... at... girlfriend's... interprative dance...

Best of jeff
Billy, lacking formal training but not imagination, came up with some different constellations... such as "The Babe."

Best of Silhouette
When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of swimming in the cold, icy nothingness of space.

Best of Chrees
A still from "Bend it Like Hawking."

Best of Submariner
Gaia finally had "had it up to here" and booted the Earth to the far reaches of space...

Best of curly
Scientists have discovered global warming is actually caused by interplanetary queefs.

Gaia’s opines on Sheryl Crow’s recommendation to use one square of toilet paper: “Don’t you ever feel like there’s a Klingon stuck on Uranus?”



Hat tip: Pamela @ Discarded Lies

17 comments:

The Man said...

Good News: Scientists have discovered a planet that might hold life.

Bad News: It is inhabited by superhuman sized lesbians.

Submariner said...

Cap This Standard #2:

Kobe - up here - I'm open.

Jack Reacher said...

In response to declining sales, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe decided to try a lingerie show/buffet special on Tuesdays.

Cybrludite said...

Must... not... giggle... at... girlfriend's... interprative dance...

Dickey Swollenz said...

So what that her parents are hippies and that her name is moonbeam? Giggity-giggity-Goo!

jeff said...

Oddly enough, the combination of Swan Lake, planetary soccer and a Victoria's Secret commercial didn't go over well.

Billy, lacking formal training but not imagination, came up with some different constellations... such as "The Babe."

Silhouette said...

When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of swimming in the cold, icy nothingness of space.

Double the U said...

And finally the day did come along and POW Alice went to the moon.

Chrees said...

A still from "Bend it Like Hawking."

Submariner said...

Gaia finally had "had it up to here" and booted the Earth to the far reaches of space...

Submariner said...

Even the constellations danced with joy when they heard Rosie O'Dontell was leaving "The View."

Adjustah said...

"Like this Mr. Shatner? Is this what you mean by floating?"

curly said...

Scientists have discovered global warming is actually caused by interplanetary queefs.

I miss the old days of the ancient Greeks when the heavenly bodies went unclothed.

Gaia’s opines on Sheryl Crow’s recommendation to use one square of toilet paper: “Don’t you ever feel like there’s a Klingon stuck on Uranus?”

curly said...

Sully looks on in amazement and quips: “If I were the size of that lucky girl, I could shove the entire earth into my anal cavity.”

curly said...

Ancient legend has it that every night, the beautiful goddess bends over and that’s where we get our Moon. Furthermore, stories of the Moon being made of cheeze originated during a bout of heavenly yeast infection.

Merovign said...

Watch that left foot, WATCH THE LEFT FOOT!!!

metalgarth said...

"Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl"...

Schoolhouse Rock started aiming for an older demographic in the later part of the 2000's.