1. Her hotness completely explains global warming.2. Yeoman Kelly finds out why you never refuse when Spock says "Put out or get out."
3. The Smithfield Planetarium presents ... Barbarella.
4. Subby just wished she was in orbit around his pole.
5. Admit it, this beats the hell out of four elephants and a giant turtle.
Best of The Man
Good News: Scientists have discovered a planet that might hold life.
Bad News: It is inhabited by superhuman sized lesbians.
Best of Jack Reacher
In response to declining sales, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe decided to try a lingerie show/buffet special on Tuesdays.
Best of Cybrludite
Must... not... giggle... at... girlfriend's... interprative dance...
Best of jeff
Billy, lacking formal training but not imagination, came up with some different constellations... such as "The Babe."
Best of Silhouette
When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of swimming in the cold, icy nothingness of space.
Best of Chrees
A still from "Bend it Like Hawking."
Best of Submariner
Gaia finally had "had it up to here" and booted the Earth to the far reaches of space...
Best of curly
Scientists have discovered global warming is actually caused by interplanetary queefs.
Gaia’s opines on Sheryl Crow’s recommendation to use one square of toilet paper: “Don’t you ever feel like there’s a Klingon stuck on Uranus?”
Hat tip: Pamela @ Discarded Lies
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Good News: Scientists have discovered a planet that might hold life.
Bad News: It is inhabited by superhuman sized lesbians.
Cap This Standard #2:
Kobe - up here - I'm open.
In response to declining sales, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe decided to try a lingerie show/buffet special on Tuesdays.
Must... not... giggle... at... girlfriend's... interprative dance...
So what that her parents are hippies and that her name is moonbeam? Giggity-giggity-Goo!
Oddly enough, the combination of Swan Lake, planetary soccer and a Victoria's Secret commercial didn't go over well.
Billy, lacking formal training but not imagination, came up with some different constellations... such as "The Babe."
When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of swimming in the cold, icy nothingness of space.
And finally the day did come along and POW Alice went to the moon.
A still from "Bend it Like Hawking."
Gaia finally had "had it up to here" and booted the Earth to the far reaches of space...
Even the constellations danced with joy when they heard Rosie O'Dontell was leaving "The View."
"Like this Mr. Shatner? Is this what you mean by floating?"
Scientists have discovered global warming is actually caused by interplanetary queefs.
I miss the old days of the ancient Greeks when the heavenly bodies went unclothed.
Gaia’s opines on Sheryl Crow’s recommendation to use one square of toilet paper: “Don’t you ever feel like there’s a Klingon stuck on Uranus?”
Sully looks on in amazement and quips: “If I were the size of that lucky girl, I could shove the entire earth into my anal cavity.”
Ancient legend has it that every night, the beautiful goddess bends over and that’s where we get our Moon. Furthermore, stories of the Moon being made of cheeze originated during a bout of heavenly yeast infection.
Watch that left foot, WATCH THE LEFT FOOT!!!
"Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl"...
Schoolhouse Rock started aiming for an older demographic in the later part of the 2000's.
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