Thursday, April 05, 2007

The Eevil Anti-Babe

1. This week, MTV Cribs visits Andrew Sullivan's basement.

2. Mark Foley, still enjoying rehab.

3. Al Gore follows up his triumph in An Inconvenient Truth with his remake of Glen or Glenda, starring Sandy Berger as the underwear-stuffing transvestite.

4. Domino's denies charges that it uses steroid enhanced pepperoni in its pizzas.

5. "Mr Edwards, can I take off the Ann Coulter wig and the handcuffs now?"

Best of jeff
Fraternity hazing couldn't even approach the requirements for making partner at a major law firm.

Best of metalgarth
It's much easier to get a job at Pizza Hut than Domino's...

Best of The Man
"But officer, I am late for a vote"

Best of The Man
Jack Bauer misread Curtis and their relationship took an awkward turn.

Best of Jay Guevara
Nancy Pelosi's re-election campaign hit a snag when she was challenged by a candidate to her right.

Best of Frank IBC
Mr. Cole's attorney moved to dismiss the case, on the basis that being told "Quiet or Papa Spank" is not the legal equivalent of "you have the right to remain silent".

Best of Silhouette
Life lesson #1324: Beware of your new prescription if, under "side effects", it just shows this picture.

Best of Adjustah
Hey! What happened to my regular pizza delivery girl?

Best of Submariner
WORST.Spice.Girl.EVER

Best of Submariner
How big mama nature says "Stay Away" part 367.

Best of Submariner
Whoa - Johnny Weir really lets himself go during the summer...



Hat Tip: Franco IBC

31 comments:

jeff said...

Mixed signals grows....up?

Fraternity hazing couldn't even approach the requirements for making partner at a major law firm.

metalgarth said...

It's much easier to get a job at Pizza Hut than Domino's...

Frank IBC said...

You know you're a Redneck Drag Queen when...

Your "boobs" consist of two tan water balloons taped to the top of your bikini.

(From the police report, c/o The Smoking Gun)

Chrees said...

The latest in swimware from the Watkins-Turner-Fahey (WTF) collection.

The Man said...

"But officer, I am late for a vote"

By the way the cop was looking at him, something told Patrick Kennedy that he wasn't getting out of this one that easy.

The Man said...

The writers of 24 got drunk and took a few uppers and before you know it, Jack Bauer was having the worst day of his life, in drag.

And loyal viewers were not surprised.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

Jack Bauer misread Curtis and their relationship took an awkward turn.

Son Of The Godfather said...

V!... On a Thursday?!?... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jay Guevara said...

Nancy Pelosi's re-election campaign hit a snag when she was challenged by a candidate to her right.

CJ said...

Once you see it, you can't UN-see it.

Frank IBC said...

Mr. Cole's attorney moved to dismiss the case, on the basis that being told "Quiet or Papa Spank" is not the legal equivalent of "you have the right to remain silent".

Double the U said...

Remember this kids... "Only commit one crime at a time."

Silhouette said...

Life lesson #1324: Beware of your new prescription if, under "side effects", it just shows this picture.

Silhouette said...

Coming off a successful "Tikes on Bikes" week, V the K begins a new series: Tramps and Trans in a Bikini.

divine miss m said...

My father used to say there are four things that tell the world who a man is: his house, his car, his wife, and -- unfortunately, in this case -- his shoes.

Double the U said...

Still looks better than Britney did in a wig.

Rodney Dill said...

A bikini wax is not for the faint of heart.

Cybrludite said...

Submariner, your prom date is here!

Cybrludite said...

The sad truth behind Prough's "girlfriends".

Cybrludite said...

How to be the most popular guy in the holding cells...

Frank IBC said...

Al Gore follows up his triumph in An Inconvenient Truth with An Inconvenient Penis...

Adjustah said...

Uh, what happened to the other pizza delivery girl?

sonicfrog said...

Hey lay off. He's just the latest to reveal he too is a member of the Domino's "Mickey Mouse Club" clone that's sweeping the land - The Dominatrix Matrix"!

Submariner said...

WORST.Spice.Girl.EVER

Submariner said...

How big mama nature says "Stay Away" part 367.

Submariner said...

Rumor has it that this (whatever it is) is suing David Hasselhoff for not trying to save it from drowing...

Submariner said...

Whoa - Johnny Weir really lets himself go during the summer...

Frank IBC said...

look at the films, get a transgenderism expert here from yale, from harvard

first time in history water (in a balloon) melted a mans heart

google it

/Rosie OD

Adjustah said...

"Sorry Miss Spears, we didn't recognize you without your, uh...without your...uh, well, see we just didn't recognize you."

Double the U said...

The annual firefighters ball took on a new twist this year when Wayne Township volunteer firefighter Steven Cole brought himself as his date.

He immediately called the ACLU for his right to fight fires dressed any way he wants to.