Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Doggy Style


1. "Cold... unresponsive... do you think Dawn would object to a Jewish American Princess joke?"

2. "Does that come in a 'top' model... maybe a St. Bernard or Great Dane size?" Sully asked.

3. The Cingular logo goes to Enumclaw.

4. "...yoquierotacobell! yoquierotacobell! yoquierotacobell! yoquierotacobell! yoquierotacobell! ..."

5. "Can you make a more realistic version?" the marketing people asked, so they programmed it to phone 200 times in the next three weeks asking why the dog never called.

Best of Occasional Reader
Toto falls under the spell of Glenda, The Good Witch of Interspecies Lovin'

Best of jeff
"And I will hug it and kiss it and call it George."

Best of gekkobear
"It vibrates, it jumps, it bumbles around and drives dogs crazy trying to outsmart its unpredictable bounce! Batteries Included."
Oh, this isn't the "Crazy Dog Bumble Ball"...

Best of Jack Reacher
The Dog Whisperer racks up another conquest.

Best of Double the U
Whatsamatter boy? You wanna go out? huh? You wanna cookie? You wanna go out? huh? Ohhh, you want to hump the doll... ok boy... whos my good boy? yes you are.

Best of Adjustah
Steve Jobs likes his pets wind-tunnel tested.

Hat Tip: jeff
Source: Gizmodo

11 comments:

Occasional Reader said...

[Scene from "Oz II: The Return"]

Toto falls under the spell of Glenda, The Good Witch of Interspecies Lovin'

Rodney Dill said...

I see Bill finally replaced Buddy.

Double the U said...

What is bad is that the dog likes it.
What is worse is the humans that watch it.

jeff said...

ORA: "And I will hug it and kiss it and call it George."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Li'l Fido was a participant in one of the first "Doggy Viagra" trials. Sadly, he resembled his tail and finally conked out. (As Meg would say, "Honk shu!")

Jeff: I love it when I get the ORAs ("And pet him, and pat him...") LOL

gekkobear said...

"It vibrates, it jumps, it bumbles around and drives dogs crazy trying to outsmart its unpredictable bounce! Batteries Included."

Oh, this isn't the "Crazy Dog Bumble Ball"...

Jack Reacher said...

The Dog Whisperer racks up another conquest.

Anna Nicole Simpson's dog copes with her death the best way he knows.

Double the U said...

Whatsamatter boy? You wanna go out? huh? You wanna cookie? You wanna go out? huh? Ohhh, you want to hump the doll... ok boy... whos my good boy? yes you are.

Jack Reacher said...

Simpson? Anna Nicole SMITH! Doh!

Adjustah said...

Steve Jobs likes his pets wind-tunnel tested.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Is your dog acting listless? Try new Puppy Uppers®